Hey Steel Shank!

[CoachTex 2615]

Camping sausage wrap.

[Post Oak 20182]

Dads night alone

[smuggs 9340]

Feeling a little rough this morning but getting back in the zone.

 

 

[Steel Shank 9405]

Dads night alone

Fuckin’ a, fucker.

[HornOnTheBayou 8877]

On 4/16/2022 at 7:12 PM, Post Oak said:

Dads night alone

Edited April 18, 2022 by HornOnTheBayou

[Steel Shank 9405]

Leftover taco meat for the boy.

[Steel Shank 9405]

My shit's all fucked up.

Edited April 20, 2022 by Steel Shank

[Steel Shank 9405]

Dang.
 

Edited April 20, 2022 by Steel Shank

[Steel Shank 9405]

Dang DP.

Edited April 20, 2022 by Steel Shank

[futureman 22411]

8 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Dang DP.

TP

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

55 minutes ago, futureman said:

TP

[Celery Man 20874]

Taco grilled cheese a la nerd 

[Focht Up 631]

8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Taco grilled cheese a la nerd 

That's quite the fancy plate there

[futureman 22411]

On 4/10/2022 at 10:44 PM, McFly said:

Details on the bacon? 

at HEB.  oven cooked. 

[huge 3788]

at HEB.  oven cooked. 

This is the way

[Kennythetiger 9333]

12 hours ago, Focht Up said:

That's quite the fancy plate there

We discussed it up-thread. Any man that can speak Latin is welcome to rob Celery. 

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

at HEB.  oven cooked. 

Peppered version has been out of stock for a damn year 

[Dutch 4464]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

oven cooked. 

 

 

11 hours ago, huge said:

This is the way

[Celery Man 20874]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

We discussed it up-thread. Any man that can speak Latin is welcome to rob Celery. 

I’d like the chance to shoot at an educated man once in my life.

[mooseoutfront 3641]

Moose sausage wrap

[wd40 1976]

waiting out a rain storm in Fruita, dirtbag-style.

[Hook1997 5269]

20 minutes ago, wd40 said:

waiting out a rain storm in Fruita, dirtbag-style.

Who’s on the koozie in the bikini??  

[McFly 606]

On 4/21/2022 at 8:49 PM, futureman said:

at HEB.  oven cooked. 

Ah yeah. Been too long. Time to revisit. 

[HenryJames 65868]

@Steel Shank is a Yankees fan?

[Dewey 3280]

Arrest him? I don't drink anymore, but I'd make him sheriff of my small town. 

[Underdog 28437]

Yeah, not seeing a problem there.

[Steel Shank 9405]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

@Steel Shank is a Yankees fan?

The man is doing his thing. I'm cool with that.

[RMac5 1549]

Ballpark version of brats cooked in beer.

[PilotsError 2280]

I'll put Walmart wings up against anybody's. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

The Steel Swayze Quesadilla:
Throw a bunch of butter in a pan. Butter two shitty, store bought tortillas. Put a slice of havarti cheese, 3 sticks of HEB double pepper cheese sticks, and all the HEB Mexican blend cheese you have in the fridge on the tortilla. Put the other tortilla on top. Place on top of the hot, buttery pan. Flip before you burn the shit out of it you dumbfuck. Now don’t let the other side burn jackoff. Turn off stove. Throw the pan in the sink with no intentions of doing the dishes for at least 24 hours. Enjoy the cheesy, buttery goodness. 
 

[Sam Lin 3540]

I used to do that all the time, but in a microwave, so it was soggy and a lot more depressing.

[futureman 22411]

microwave quesadillas seem like a valid entry here. 

[Brisketexan 104465]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

microwave quesadillas seem like a valid entry here. 

Troof.  When my family got our first microwave (a giant POS in 1980), that's one of the first things I figured out how to make.  Fold over a cheap shitty store bought tortilla filed with shredded cheddar.   Nuke for 30 seconds, perfect snack.  Later, I got fancy, and realized that I could add Bac-o's (that's right, Bac-o's, not actual bacon bits, because we were some cheap-ass motherfuckers in my house growing up), and make a "bacon" and cheese quesadilla, and life was dreamy.  

Then mom discovered the giant packs of frozen cheeseburgers, and/or Minh egg rolls, at Sam's club, and a few of those as my nuked after school snack really did the trick, and I left the microwave quesadilla behind.

[Steel Shank 9405]

On 4/26/2022 at 10:05 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

The Steel Swayze Quesadilla:
Throw a bunch of butter in a pan. Butter two shitty, store bought tortillas. Put a slice of havarti cheese, 3 sticks of HEB double pepper cheese sticks, and all the HEB Mexican blend cheese you have in the fridge on the tortilla. Put the other tortilla on top. Place on top of the hot, buttery pan. Flip before you burn the shit out of it you dumbfuck. Now don’t let the other side burn jackoff. Turn off stove. Throw the pan in the sink with no intentions of doing the dishes for at least 24 hours. Enjoy the cheesy, buttery goodness. 
 

Don't forget the Bud Light, gentle chef!

[South Austin 52037]

On 4/27/2022 at 9:41 AM, Brisketexan said:

that’s right, Bac-o's, not actual bacon bits, because we were some cheap-ass motherfuckers in my house growing up

We couldn’t keep Bac-o’s in the house for more than a couple days when I was a kid because I’d eat them by the handful straight out of the bag.

[Steel Shank 9405]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We couldn’t keep Bac-o’s in the house for more than a couple days when I was a kid because I’d eat them by the handful straight out of the bag.

Baloney, Ba-cos and BBQ sauce on white bread was a favorite as a youngster. Highly toothsome.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We couldn’t keep Bac-o’s in the house for more than a couple days when I was a kid because I’d eat them by the handful straight out of the bag.

My son still does this. Makes a Papa proud.

[Kennythetiger 9333]

16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We couldn’t keep Bac-o’s in the house for more than a couple days when I was a kid because I’d eat them by the handful straight out of the bag.

Rich motherfucker. We had them in the plastic container. They were hard enough to break a tooth. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Baloney, Ba-cos and BBQ sauce on white bread was a favorite as a youngster. Highly toothsome.

I'm gonna add Ba-cos to my next balogna salad. I feel as though you just slapped me.

[Dutch 4464]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Baloney, Ba-cos and BBQ sauce on white bread was a favorite as a youngster. Highly toothsome.

Who says it's only for youngsters? At the Dutch house, we have a menu item known as "Bacon Sammich": a healthy pile of Kirkland Real Bacon Pieces microwaved for 30 seconds (you know, to release the grease and add a bit of crisp) betwixt two slices of buttered toast topped Stubbs original.  

[Sbbruin 21697]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Baloney, Ba-cos and BBQ sauce on white bread was a favorite as a youngster. Highly toothsome.

And the legend was born.

[South Austin 52037]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Rich motherfucker. We had them in the plastic container. They were hard enough to break a tooth. 

We also had two televisions.

[Steel Shank 9405]

32 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Who says it's only for youngsters? At the Dutch house, we have a menu item known as "Bacon Sammich": a healthy pile of Kirkland Real Bacon Pieces microwaved for 30 seconds (you know, to release the grease and add a bit of crisp) betwixt two slices of buttered toast topped Stubbs original.  

Fuckin' A!

[Brisketexan 104465]

We also had two televisions.

Us too. One of em was even a color teevee.

[McFly 606]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

We also had two televisions.

He's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.

[Steel Shank 9405]

Seriously, I have to laugh.

[RPM 26185]

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

We also had two televisions.

[Brisketexan 104465]

Spent the day filling a trailer with firewood and putting up a new flagpole at a ranch work weekend. A bit tired and sweaty, so we needed a break. Just set this aside for some bbq and beans for dinner, but will get back to it - got a title to defend. Thought this crowd would appreciate.

[Atxracer 797]

On 4/29/2022 at 1:35 PM, McFly said:

He's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.

Not sure that could have been more perfectly set up.  

[Atxracer 797]

Wife (no pics) has been sick all weekend so that left me with the 2 year old.  So, I felt I deserved a fat kid dinner.  Boiled hot dogs, homemade chili, mustard, steamed buns, velveeta shredded cheese and baby japs.  Not quite james Coney Island but close.  (Unfortunately, we don’t do paper plates in this household).