Hey Steel Shank!

[Paco 1926]

Bourbon supply getting low.  That appears to be an empty bottle of Beam and the Woodford Reserve only has a couple of pops left.

I'm on it!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Whistlepig is fantastic.

[SydneyCarton 47836]

2 hours ago, Paco said:

I'm on it!

I'd love to collect Bourbon. But I drink it. At this point in my life I basically can't keep it in the house. 

[gernblansten 3184]

On 3/30/2023 at 8:59 AM, South Austin said:

Needs japs.

[Paco 1926]

I'd love to collect Bourbon. But I drink it. At this point in my life I basically can't keep it in the house. 

I don't collect either, I just got a big haul for my birthday.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd love to collect Bourbon. But I drink it. At this point in my life I basically can't keep it in the house. 

Same. I pretty much stopped drinking whiskey because I would buy 2 or 3 different things thinking they would last for a month, and they would last like a week or two.

 

[Steel Shank 9409]

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Same. I pretty much stopped drinking whiskey because I would buy 2 or 3 different things thinking they would last for a month, and they would last like a week or two.

 

most cold

[Jameslaw121 4445]

Left over brisket, fajita veggies, some jalapenos and banana peppers. Was out of bean dip though....

[Underdog 28443]

Still cleaning out the freezer so I thawed out some shredded chicken to have nachos for the ballgames last night, mixed the chicken with Herdez Salsa Verde, HEB refrieds w/jalapeños and Mexican cheese blend… obligatory gratuitous correlle plate pic included. 

 

[futureman 22414]

you guys will be missed.  RIP. 

[baboso 6050]

49 minutes ago, futureman said:

you guys will be missed.  RIP. 

The #1, of course.  The color matched the harvest gold fridge, dishwasher, and range/oven.

[ztejas 43262]

59 minutes ago, futureman said:

you guys will be missed.  RIP. 

Only if the plates were made before 1978.

[Brisketexan 104539]

Only if the plates were made before 1978.

Wait….they made any of those AFTER 1978?

[futureman 22414]

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Only if the plates were made before 1978.

before 2005

[Underdog 28443]

We're all going to die anyway, have had them for over 30yrs.  

[ztejas 43262]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

before 2005

Ah I figured the lead was just in the paint.

[South Austin 52105]

The fuck’s with all these fancy plates?

[Dewey 3280]

Honestly, if we could sprinkle lead on our food, it would taste better. The shit was amazing, could paint a small house with one gallon. 

[Shaddie 1637]

Nachos. 
Left over pastor meat. Refri’s with Mexican corn sauce added. Cheese and japs. Cheap tortilla chips. ( making your own taste much better but lazy today). 
Refried the pastor meat with extra pineapple bits. After ready added more cheese and back in for 1 minute. 

[Brisketexan 104539]

Got home from the courthouse, working here for the rest of the day.  Found one of the boy's leftover snack purchases, and kept it simple.

[South Austin 52105]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Got home from the courthouse, working here for the rest of the day.  Found one of the boy's leftover snack purchases, and kept it simple.

Gluten free and no trans fat? What are you, on a diet?

[Brisketexan 104539]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Gluten free and no trans fat? What are you, on a diet?

Yes, and I also only eat Fun Foods for a Fun World.  It's a most excellent health plan.

[Shaddie 1637]

Shankolcious

Jalapeño cheese bread toasted in bacon fat, bacon, fried egg, japs and instead of chips a lonely tamale with Mexican corn sauce

[ztejas 43262]

That bacon looks amazing. 

[Shaddie 1637]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That bacon looks amazing. 

It was awesome for 2 reasons. Bacon obviously. However wife found it in a 3lb Kroger bag mark down bin. She separated into 3 bags. 

[Dutch 4465]

Presented for consideration… “Gringo Birria.”

Simmer a package of Del Real Birria from Costco. It’s in the pre-packaged fridged foods section.



Toast up those tortillas from Costco. Y’all know the ones…



Dunk toasted tortilla in the Birria grease. Twice. Load up the now glistening tortilla with the simmered beef and cheese.



Fry it off.



Both sides, obviously.



Serve with Valentina’s and ice cold beer.



“But Dutch. Just one? TF, bro?!”

You eat the the cooked one while the next tortilla is toasting, thus ensuring maximum flavor.

[ztejas 43262]

[Al Czervik 1228]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Got home from the courthouse, working here for the rest of the day.  Found one of the boy's leftover snack purchases, and kept it simple.

Needs a few wilty canned pickled jalapeños.  But 7/10 would eat. 

[elfenix 34170]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

That bacon looks amazing. 

not @Pato del Muerto approved

[Pato del Muerto 52337]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

not @Pato del Muerto approved

That is correct. That is how I have to cook it for my family. 

Edited April 15, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[RPM 26209]

9 hours ago, Dutch said:

Presented for consideration… “Gringo Birria.”

Simmer a package of Del Real Birria from Costco. It’s in the pre-packaged fridged foods section.



Toast up those tortillas from Costco. Y’all know the ones…



Dunk toasted tortilla in the Birria grease. Twice. Load up the now glistening tortilla with the simmered beef and cheese.



Fry it off.



Both sides, obviously.



Serve with Valentina’s and ice cold beer.



“But Dutch. Just one? TF, bro?!”

You eat the the cooked one while the next tortilla is toasting, thus ensuring maximum flavor.

[Sam Lin 3540]

On 4/15/2023 at 6:48 AM, Dutch said:

Presented for consideration… “Gringo Birria.”

Simmer a package of Del Real Birria from Costco. It’s in the pre-packaged fridged foods section.



Toast up those tortillas from Costco. Y’all know the ones…



Dunk toasted tortilla in the Birria grease. Twice. Load up the now glistening tortilla with the simmered beef and cheese.



Fry it off.



Both sides, obviously.



Serve with Valentina’s and ice cold beer.



“But Dutch. Just one? TF, bro?!”

You eat the the cooked one while the next tortilla is toasting, thus ensuring maximum flavor.

Wrong thread. This belongs in the '8 Goddamn Wonders of the World' thread.

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

Nut fry at our country club last night. Ribs for the non nutters. Ribs were dry AF but the nuts were great. Several plates were consumed. 

[Anastasis 23390]

2 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Nut fry at our country club last night. Ribs for the non nutters. Ribs were dry AF but the nuts were great. Several plates were consumed. 

What’s a nutter? Are those calf fries?

[tigol 2383]

2 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Nut fry at our country club last night. Ribs for the non nutters. Ribs were dry AF but the nuts were great. Several plates were consumed. 

WTF kind of "country club" is this?  You live in Arkansas?

[Anastasis 23390]

And what kind of country club serves calf fries on red plastic plates? Cause that is the kind of country club that might actually allow me to be a member. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

And what kind of country club serves calf fries on red plastic plates? Cause that is the kind of country club that might actually allow me to be a member. 

9-hole golf course. 2k population. Yes, you could be a member. $1000 a year gets you in. Includes the pool and 1 clubhouse rental.    
 We don’t use the Corell unless it’s a special occasion. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

Should add that a couple members are ranchers. They put this on every year after they worked their calves. We do a crawfish boil, a hog roast, a fish fry and other meals like that several times a year. Small town living at its best. 

[Steel Shank 9409]

Watching Spieth at RBC Heritage. Enjoying a grapefruit soda and DS vodka. With some snacks.

[elfenix 34170]

Breakfast

[Fudbelty 2785]

County club talk? This isn’t ‘Nam.

[Dewey 3280]

1 hour ago, Fudbelty said:

County club talk? This isn’t ‘Nam.

It might pass as a country club in Nam, certainly isn't Bushwood CC

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 4/16/2023 at 12:08 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:

Includes the pool

Pool and a pond. Pond be good for you.

[CoachTex 2616]

[Blotto 23425]

I don't hate it.

[HeHateMe 881]

On 4/16/2023 at 3:43 PM, elfenix said:

Breakfast

Not only would I crush that, I’d wash it down with a six pack of Coors light.  Then I would take my happy ass over to the shart thread and mock them because I am still able to do that without shitting my pants. 

[huge 3788]

11 hours ago, CoachTex said:

Improvise adapt overcome

[baboso 6050]

On 4/16/2023 at 8:08 PM, Dewey said:

It might pass as a country club in Nam, certainly isn't Bushwood CC

Emphasis on the "country".

[Steel Shank 9409]

13 hours ago, CoachTex said:

Cinco de Wurstfest Naoches

[Blotto 23425]

USMNT vs El tri starting, so I didn't have time to dilly dally

Opa's jalapeno cheddar, fresh jalapeno, HEB jalapeño saltines. 

Not pictured, but joining the party was some Valentina's black label.