Hey Steel Shank!

[Blotto 23418]

On 5/27/2023 at 9:57 PM, Steel Shank said:

That’s fucking awesome allsome!

If there was ever a proper use...

[Steel Shank 9405]

This is turning out to be quite the page.
The previous turned out to be quite the page.

Fine work, men.

Edited June 1, 2023 by Steel Shank
Sincerest thanks to shadow_operative 2.0 for noticing my oversight

[shadow_operative2.0 15820]

Actually, this page is now 0-3. 

[Steel Shank 9405]

TBT Brisket con queso

 

[Steel Shank 9405]

TBT (part deuce)

Frito Pie Grilled Cheese

 

[Texzilla58 4715]

The concept of a fucking Frito pie grilled cheese is the same Texas brilliance that has been a shining beacon throughout the world. Sam Houston himself would be awed by this greatness. (But he would have asked for some onions on top.)

[Steel Shank 9405]

Noted.

[ztejas 43245]

See I'd put the chili inside the sandwich then delicately lay a slice of cheese over the top. 

[Gil Bang 25865]

Earl’s jalapeno sausage, Bijan mustard, and what’s left of a bag of Cuban Sandwich chips. And a cold bud light.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Coat it will more mustard and roll it in the broken chips. 

[Fudbelty 2785]

I call this Lunch

[Steel Shank 9405]

Pair of nice looking wiener sandwiches.

[elfenix 34168]

Brisket tacos

[Dewey 3280]

29 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Brisket tacos

You have my vote, do with it what you may. 

[RPM 26185]

There's some gotdam brilliance goin down on this page.

[irishtexan 11442]

On 6/2/2023 at 9:40 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Coat it will more mustard and roll it in the broken chips. 

Then deep fry it. 

[Underdog 28437]

On 6/2/2023 at 10:40 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Coat it will more mustard and roll it in the broken chips. 

 

43 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Then deep fry it. 

[burns_312 353]

Post mowing meal. If this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

[Al_4_ISU 12408]

Potato salad leftover from a high school graduation topped with cayenne, Cavender’s, Siracha, chopped bacon, and spicy giardenara

[Jameslaw121 4445]

This entire thread is basically me doing this over and over again.

 

http://i.imgur.com/nw9cJ.gif

Edited June 7, 2023 by Jameslaw121

[Kennythetiger 9333]

4 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Potato salad leftover from a high school graduation topped with cayenne, Cavender’s, Siracha, chopped bacon, and spicy giardenara

What the fuck?

But I am also intrigued….  That’s creative. 

[Al_4_ISU 12408]

What the fuck?
But I am also intrigued….  That’s creative. 

It’s delicious.

I like potato salad quite a bit, but strongly prefer it with spices and hot sauce. Bacon and hot peppers improve everything but ice cream. We’re leaving for vacation today as well, so cleaning out the fridge was a priority.

[Brisketexan 104465]

16 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

It’s delicious.

I like potato salad quite a bit, but strongly prefer it with spices and hot sauce. Bacon and hot peppers improve everything but ice cream. We’re leaving for vacation today as well, so cleaning out the fridge was a priority.

Love the "pre-vacation clean out the fridge" meals.  I put everything out on our countertop -- "okay, for dinner tonight, we have a half serving of leftover red beans and rice, two slices of turkey lunch meat, some roasted cauliflower, a grilled chicken leg, some taco meat, 1/4 jar of spaghetti sauce, some hummus, and what I think is either tandoori chicken or pork al pastor.  And as always, we have tortillas.  Have at it."

[Al_4_ISU 12408]

Love the "pre-vacation clean out the fridge" meals.  I put everything out on our countertop -- "okay, for dinner tonight, we have a half serving of leftover red beans and rice, two slices of turkey lunch meat, some roasted cauliflower, a grilled chicken leg, some taco meat, 1/4 jar of spaghetti sauce, some hummus, and what I think is either tandoori chicken or pork al pastor.  And as always, we have tortillas.  Have at it."

They definitely force your hand creatively.

Last night I picked apart what was left of a rotisserie chicken and microwaved two hot dogs I’d grilled over the weekend and chased it all with some of the same potato salad I had for lunch today, and kimchi.

[Al_4_ISU 12408]

This entire thread is basically me doing this over and over again.
 
http://i.imgur.com/nw9cJ.gif

Almost every time I open my fridge, I think of this thread, and my life is better for it.

[Brisketexan 104465]

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

They definitely force your hand creatively.

Last night I picked apart what was left of a rotisserie chicken and microwaved two hot dogs I’d grilled over the weekend and chased it all with some of the same potato salad I had for lunch today, and kimchi.

Al knows how to live, fellas.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

11 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Almost every time I open my fridge, I think of this thread, and my life is better for it.

Agreed. When I'm looking at leftovers or what ever. It's no longer "I'll have the stuff from last night." It's "How can I put together leftovers from the last 4 nights into a combination that will give those on this thread an awkward but strangely proud erection."

 

It's become the ultimate in team sports. Competition breeds excellence. But, at the end of the day, we're all on the same team with mutual respect for each others improvised  cuisine choices.

[Al_4_ISU 12408]

Agreed. When I'm looking at leftovers or what ever. It's no longer "I'll have the stuff from last night." It's "How can I put together leftovers from the last 4 nights into a combination that will give those on this thread an awkward but strangely proud erection."
 
It's become the ultimate in team sports. Competition breeds excellence. But, at the end of the day, we're all on the same team with mutual respect for each others improvised  cuisine choices.

Perfectly stated.

[Steel Shank 9405]

41 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Agreed. When I'm looking at leftovers or what ever. It's no longer "I'll have the stuff from last night." It's "How can I put together leftovers from the last 4 nights into a combination that will give those on this thread an awkward but strangely proud erection."

 

It's become the ultimate in team sports. Competition breeds excellence. But, at the end of the day, we're all on the same team with mutual respect for each others improvised  cuisine choices.

This is just lovely.💗

[HornOnTheBayou 8877]

4 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Agreed. When I'm looking at leftovers or what ever. It's no longer "I'll have the stuff from last night." It's "How can I put together leftovers from the last 4 nights into a combination that will give those on this thread an awkward but strangely proud erection."

 

It's become the ultimate in team sports. Competition breeds excellence. But, at the end of the day, we're all on the same team with mutual respect for each others improvised  cuisine choices.

Agreed. Iron sharpens iron, brothers.

[RPM 26185]

15 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Agreed. When I'm looking at leftovers or what ever. It's no longer "I'll have the stuff from last night." It's "How can I put together leftovers from the last 4 nights into a combination that will give those on this thread an awkward but strangely proud erection."

 

It's become the ultimate in team sports. Competition breeds excellence. But, at the end of the day, we're all on the same team with mutual respect for each others improvised  cuisine choices.

[Underdog 28437]

Wife:  we don't have a damn thing to eat in the house. 

Me: checks pantry/fridge and sees cheerios, cookie dough ice cream, bacon, can of corn, hot sauce and gets to work on the possibilities. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wife:  we don't have a damn thing to eat in the house. 

Maybe it's from growing up poor, maybe it's from the challenge of The Shank Thread, but I've never said "there's nothing to eat in the house". 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11797]

On 6/7/2023 at 4:42 PM, Brisketexan said:

Love the "pre-vacation clean out the fridge" meals.  I put everything out on our countertop -- "okay, for dinner tonight, we have a half serving of leftover red beans and rice, two slices of turkey lunch meat, some roasted cauliflower, a grilled chicken leg, some taco meat, 1/4 jar of spaghetti sauce, some hummus, and what I think is either tandoori chicken or pork al pastor.  And as always, we have tortillas.  Have at it."

You’re getting all wordy, Joe.  The correct nomenclature is “all this stuff in here, imma eat it.  At once”

[Sam Lin 3540]

2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You’re getting all wordy, Joe.  The correct nomenclature is “all this stuff in here, imma eat it.  At once”

The High thread is that way --------->

[Judge Roybeanbag 11797]

2 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

The High thread is that way --------->

Yeah, but the funny thing is, Brisket actually has frito pie parties at his house.  And I’m high?  Shit I don’t have frito pie parties or spiral staircases.  

[Brisketexan 104465]

Yeah, but the funny thing is, Brisket actually has frito pie parties at his house.  And I’m high?  Shit I don’t have frito pie parties or spiral staircases.  

But you wish you did, as to both. Frito pie on multiple floors is L-I-V-I-N.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11797]

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But you wish you did, as to both. Frito pie on multiple floors is L-I-V-I-N.

Last party I kept looking for the bowl to throw my keys in, but Hornian kept slapping my hand. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11797]

Anyway, if any of you fellows want a fishing getaway,  I’d highly recommend this place.

[Steel Shank 9405]

I think I'm going to set up one of these in our house (farthest from the kitchen) that will have instead of booze, a "frito pie station".

[Texzilla58 4715]

If you have one of those carts obviously you need a frito pie valet to serve you. There are some candidates in that sugarbaby thread.

[Brisketexan 104465]

15 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

If you have one of those carts obviously you need a frito pie valet to serve you. There are some candidates in that sugarbaby thread.

Our frito pie shindig is large enough that we hire staff to help.

That staffer is usually a very attractive female.  Interestingly, my wife handles the hiring.

[Steel Shank 9405]

One of my many fetishes is hot chicks serving frito pies.

[Brisketexan 104465]

One of my many fetishes is hot chicks serving frito pies.

These are our core beliefs.

[Steel Shank 9405]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

These are our core beliefs.

I'd be onboard with that.

[Steel Shank 9405]

6 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I think I'm going to set up one of these in our house (farthest from the kitchen) that will have instead of booze, a "frito pie station".

Maybe just to mix it up a bit I could have chili dog Thursdays.

[Tylerocks 2551]

I don't know if I've ever opened this thread....

God, I love y'all.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11797]

13 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

I don't know if I've ever opened this thread....

God, I love y'all.

Welcome to the party, pal. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11797]

20 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I think I'm going to set up one of these in our house (farthest from the kitchen) that will have instead of booze, a "frito pie station".

You laugh, but at my vacation house, my TV is actually set up on on of those.  

[ohchaucer 1443]

These are our core beliefs.

This is the way.