Hey Steel Shank!

[PantsTent 2,002]

To yall who don't get acid reflux or heartburn. Fuckity fuck you.
 
About 3 years ago it hit me really hard. I used to cover pretty much any dish with salsa or hot sauce. Now, I can barely use Franks. Jalapenos are pretty much out.  Hell, even hoppy beer has to be limited to maybe two....
Guess I better enjoy my dick while I still can. Even if I am usually alone at the time...

They have pills for that. The reflux I mean, but for your dick too if necessary.

[South Austin 52,105]

10 hours ago, PantsTent said:

They have pills for that. The reflux I mean, but for your dick too if necessary.

Well, he shouldn’t be putting hot sauce on his dick.

[Sam Lin 3,540]

Why not?

[Texzilla58 4,716]

To yall who don't get acid reflux or heartburn. Fuckity fuck you.
 
About 3 years ago it hit me really hard. I used to cover pretty much any dish with salsa or hot sauce. Now, I can barely use Franks. Jalapenos are pretty much out.  Hell, even hoppy beer has to be limited to maybe two....
Guess I better enjoy my dick while I still can. Even if I am usually alone at the time...

Have you had an upper GI? My wife and I have GERD, both diagnosed 25 years ago. Wife way worse than mine as she has preBarretts. We both eat hot chiles, Korean food, hot Thai you name it. Chances are you’re reacting to something else like maybe alcohol. We are able to eat about anything thru daily taking of nexium and she takes Sucrafate before meals.

[Blotto 23,425]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Well, he shouldn’t be putting hot sauce on his dick.

[threesheets 1,652]

Trip to Florida was strategically routed. Plain and pepper jack boudin balls, smoked boudin, seasoned cracklins.

[CycleTex87 2,953]

Lake Charles?

[Etexhorn13 3,034]

10 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Lake Charles?

Billy’s is just outside of Lafayette. 

 

On 6/17/2023 at 2:00 PM, threesheets said:

Trip to Florida was strategically routed. Plain and pepper jack boudin balls, smoked boudin, seasoned cracklins.

I would encourage you to try Best Stop if your route is the same on the way back. Same exit, opposite side of the highway 

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Had some leftover mushroom marinara from a pasta I did last night. I made an eggs in purgatory and added some mozzarella pearls.  I let the eggs go too long and they were hard cooked instead of runny. Still really good. 

 

 

Edited June 18, 2023 by Mo Horn

[Steel Shank 9,409]

I'm simultaneously concerned, puzzled and intrigued.

[Brisketexan 104,539]

Saw Beat Stop mentioned above, what a coincidence. Found a bonus pack of Best Stop boudin in the back of the freezer. Made one of my favorite breakfasts, a crisped boudin patty topped with a fried egg (copious amounts of Crystal splashed on later):



Sorry for the overly nice plate, wife got us new dishes.

[elfenix 34,170]

4 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Had some leftover mushroom marinara from a pasta I did last night. I made an eggs in purgatory and added some mozzarella pearls.  I let the eggs go too long and they were hard cooked instead of runny. Still really good. 

 

 

you may be in the wrong thread

[Mo Horn 8,807]

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

you may be in the wrong thread

Thought about that, but it was leftovers that I really didn't know what to do with, so put it here. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,824]

Massive fail. 

[Smax 3,800]

saw this, thought of this thread

 

 

 

[Braff Zacklin 13,407]

 

The corn dog chili dog ... absolutely brilliant.

[SydneyCarton 47,836]

On 6/16/2023 at 7:47 PM, ztejas said:

Not going to lie, hummus mixed with Taco Bell sauce is the fucking truth. Well done. 

[Brisketexan 104,539]

3 hours ago, Smax said:

saw this, thought of this thread

 

 

 

Genius like this is why America has gone to the moon, while the rest of the fucking world sat on their asses and watched us dominate the solar system.

[Steel Shank 9,409]

6 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Thought about that, but it was leftovers that I really didn't know what to do with, so put it here. 

 

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Massive fail. 

Kind of fancy looking, but fits the spirit of the thread.

The corn chili dog kicks my ass.

[ztejas 43,262]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Not going to lie, hummus mixed with Taco Bell sauce is the fucking truth. Well done. 

I was watching my mom's dogs and she didn't have any Sriracha which is my go to. Fortunately my 20 year old stoner little brother keeps a tupperware of Taco Bell hot sauce in the fridge. It worked nicely. 

[Steel Shank 9,409]

Stoners know whassup.

[Hook1997 5,270]

Basic but great, bean and cheese nachos with jalapeños and a chopped up pickled habaneros in the oven and finished under the broiler for a bit.  Oh and a generous shake of smoked jalapeño blend from Cajun Bait.  

[Braff Zacklin 13,407]

[Steel Shank 9,409]

Oldest boy discovered a leftover hamburger patty in the fridge while making fish sandwiches. One fish sandwich, one surf-n-turf.

[jw4381 3,063]

Breffis 

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Cheese pad > cheese hinge

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

It's still a cheese hinge.  Just a bigger one.

[Sam Lin 3,540]

Cheese Foundation

[jw4381 3,063]

On 6/19/2023 at 3:48 PM, Steel Shank said:

Stoners know whassup.

[hullabelew 3,698]

On 6/20/2023 at 11:09 PM, Steel Shank said:

Oldest boy discovered a leftover hamburger patty in the fridge while making fish sandwiches. One fish sandwich, one surf-n-turf.

That's just damn good parenting right there. 

[Steel Shank 9,409]

It made me quite proud.

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

On 6/20/2023 at 10:09 PM, Steel Shank said:

Oldest boy discovered a leftover hamburger patty in the fridge while making fish sandwiches. One fish sandwich, one surf-n-turf.

Well, at least you don't need a paternity test.

[Braff Zacklin 13,407]

17 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Cheese Foundation

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

On 6/18/2023 at 6:29 PM, Mo Horn said:

Had some leftover mushroom marinara from a pasta I did last night. I made an eggs in purgatory and added some mozzarella pearls.  I let the eggs go too long and they were hard cooked instead of runny. Still really good. 

 

 

Wrong thread.

Unless the side of fried cheese sticks is out of frame.

[Steel Shank 9,409]

47 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Well, at least you don't need a paternity test.

This made me laugh. Well done.

[Texzilla58 4,716]

That's just damn good parenting right there. 

That’s a hopeful sign for the future of Texas

[Brisketexan 104,539]

On 6/21/2023 at 9:18 PM, Sam Lin said:

Cheese Foundation

Isaac Asimov's best book, IMO.

[ztejas 43,262]

On 6/21/2023 at 8:58 AM, jw4381 said:

Breffis 

What condiment do we have on the eggs here?

[Braff Zacklin 13,407]

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Isaac Asimov's best book, IMO.

If you'll indulge me un ratito for being serious ...

[ScottS 1,057]

On 6/21/2023 at 9:18 PM, Sam Lin said:

Cheese Foundation

 

[Dutch 4,465]

The “We’re Leaving For Vacation Tomorrow” fridge clean out lunch:

The last Opa’s jap & chee, the last bit of an onion and jap, on the last hot dog bun, with the last cheese slice deployed as a hinge. Not pictured: an ice cold Modelo.

[South Austin 52,105]

This is a man who is going places.

[jw4381 3,063]

On 6/23/2023 at 3:52 PM, ztejas said:

What condiment do we have on the eggs here?

Valentina’s 

[Blotto 23,425]

15 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Valentina’s 

I go through so much of that shit. Might  be the best value in the supermarket. 

[jw4381 3,063]

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I go through so much of that shit. Might  be the best value in the supermarket.

[Brisketexan 104,539]

Well, this goes here.  Went and fished the Llano yesterday.  I was the only one on my stretch, because only fucking insane people fish when it's 105 (it was still 103 when I got off the water at 8:00).  I drank all the water and Body Armor I'd brought with me.  But on the way home, needed some sustenance.  Am I annoyed by the fact that the multiple gas stations with a "Coopers fried chicken" sign up did not have any actual fried chicken products?  Yes I was.  But I found victory.  Or, at least Steel Shank thread victory.
Picadilly Circus  brand combo pizza from the VP fuel station in Llano (wait....now that I look at the label more closely, that is a "CBR"...which would explain the random chunks of chicken breast under the cheese).  Know what makes it even BETTER?  As I put it on the counter to pay, the, ummm, challenged individual working behind the counter says "you can just have it - I was getting ready to throw it out."  Well....VICTORY!  $5 I didn't have to spend.  Free pizza rules.
 




Now, a bit of a caveat here....it was easily the worst pizza I've ever eaten.  And I burned more than a few Fox DeLuxe .89 cent pizzas at 3:00 am back in the day (and I still ate every one of them).  After piece #1, I just scraped the cheese and toppings off and ate those. 
So then, in Liberty Hill, I stopped and got a spicy chicken sandwich from Golden Chick (fine....but WTF with the giant brioche buns? Nothing "brioche" should exist at a Golden Chick, much less in Liberty Hill).  No pics, it was just a generic chicken sandwich with too goddamned much bread.

Edited June 26, 2023 by Brisketexan

[Braff Zacklin 13,407]

First the crust, then the bread ... sounds like you're on an anti-carb crusade, Brisket.

Anyway, the real travesty was this: 

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Am I annoyed by the fact that the multiple gas stations with a "Coopers fried chicken" sign up did not have any actual fried chicken products?

You are not alone in your outrage, sir.

[Brisketexan 104,539]

27 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

First the crust, then the bread ... sounds like you're on an anti-carb crusade, Brisket.

I go where the flavor is....I'm a modern Marlboro man....

[Braff Zacklin 13,407]

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I go where the flavor is....I'm a modern Marlboro man....

In your case, tho, probably more like:

[South Austin 52,105]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, this goes here.  Went and fished the Llano yesterday.  I was the only one on my stretch, because only fucking insane people fish when it's 105 (it was still 103 when I got off the water at 8:00).  I drank all the water and Body Armor I'd brought with me.  But on the way home, needed some sustenance.  Am I annoyed by the fact that the multiple gas stations with a "Coopers fried chicken" sign up did not have any actual fried chicken products?  Yes I was.  But I found victory.  Or, at least Steel Shank thread victory.
Picadilly Circus  brand combo pizza from the VP fuel station in Llano (wait....now that I look at the label more closely, that is a "CBR"...which would explain the random chunks of chicken breast under the cheese).  Know what makes it even BETTER?  As I put it on the counter to pay, the, ummm, challenged individual working behind the counter says "you can just have it - I was getting ready to throw it out."  Well....VICTORY!  $5 I didn't have to spend.  Free pizza rules.
 




Now, a bit of a caveat here....it was easily the worst pizza I've ever eaten.  And I burned more than a few Fox DeLuxe .89 cent pizzas at 3:00 am back in the day (and I still ate every one of them).  After piece #1, I just scraped the cheese and toppings off and ate those. 
So then, in Liberty Hill, I stopped and got a spicy chicken sandwich from Golden Chick (fine....but WTF with the giant brioche buns? Nothing "brioche" should exist at a Golden Chick, much less in Liberty Hill).  No pics, it was just a generic chicken sandwich with too goddamned much bread.

If there's a Hall of Fame for "Hey Steel Shank!" thread entries, this one is a prime candidate for enshrinement.