Hey Steel Shank!

[threesheets 1673]

Smoked turkey,  dressing,  jalapeno corn casserole, mayo for @futureman (and me) on a homemade roll.

[futureman 22499]

On 11/24/2023 at 1:48 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Leftover tamale dressing which rocked, leftover homemade proper chili, red onions, sharp as fuck cheddar.

Eating it from a big serving bowl which annoys the wife, adding to the enjoyment.

not enough cheese.

[deft 6857]

Gotta eat that leftover ham. Somehow missed out on leftover cranberry so I settled for rasp chipooodle sauce. Grilled monte shanko’s.

[Frank The Tank 1497]

You’ve got to appreciate the powdered sugar rails. 

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Also trying to finish off left overs. Candied yams that I cut up into small chunks. Pan fried with an egg and some Frank's

I think this is about it for Thanksgiving stuff. I can't take it anymore leftovers

[HornOnTheBayou 8939]

22 hours ago, deft said:

Gotta eat that leftover ham. Somehow missed out on leftover cranberry so I settled for rasp chipooodle sauce. Grilled monte shanko’s.

Damn son, those are some thick lines of coke. I'm not judging, I'm just wondering if I could partake.

[deft 6857]

Meeeler lites and Evan Williams had me turnt. And I was just excited to eat. No time for caution when cutting these lines TAR.

[Texzilla58 4740]

A near final leftovers sandwich. Toasted sourdough, prime rib trimmings, homemade horseradish sauce, skillet steak sauce, ripe tomatoes. One of the best sandwiches I ever made.

Washed down with plenty of ice cold Tahitian Treat

[Steel Shank 9428]

Turkey, dressing, provolone and fixins.

[deft 6857]

You’re cold blooded with that cold flour tort

[Steel Shank 9428]

I waved it. Hot blooded. Check it and see.

[South Austin 52521]

12 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Turkey, dressing, provolone and fixins.

Not bad. But I'm a big protein guy, so it could use some bacon or canned chicken.

[Steel Shank 9428]

[South Austin 52521]

I'll allow it.

[smuggs 9353]

Meant to post these a few weeks back. Homeboy went shock and awe with the mustard.

 

 

 

 

[threesheets 1673]

On 11/26/2023 at 10:43 AM, Frank The Tank said:

You’ve got to appreciate the powdered sugar rails. 

Dude's laying out $60 lines. And I'm not mad about it.

[Underdog 28747]

6 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I can hear the queefing through my phone. 

[Steel Shank 9428]

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I can hear the queefing through my phone. 

It's fun to take the chicken by the legs and slide it in and out of the can. Good times in the kitchen.

[Underdog 28747]

Go on.. but slower, please. 

[Braff Zacklin 13629]

Those last two posts ... you guys! My sides hurt.

Edited November 29, 2023 by Braff Zacklin

[deft 6857]

Well it looks like a redneck fleshlight

[Underdog 28747]

Grandpa, what's for dinner? 

Weez gonna have some Sweet Sue canned chicken and jelly, possum pecker soup, squirrel stew, momma's yeast biscuits, corn, greens and all washed down with moonshine. 

[Steel Shank 9428]

No squirrel gravy?

[RPM 26326]

What about coon fricassee?

[South Austin 52521]

11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

No squirrel gravy?

I have a friend who lives in Breaux Bridge, Louisiana, and their grocery store carries squirrel, which is packaged and displayed with all meat and poultry like it's no big thing.  And she has a Cajun cookbook with a recipe for squirrel gumbo.  

[Braff Zacklin 13629]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

What about coon fricassee?

Never tried, but I recall seeing a couple of animated documentaries as a child in which a chef named Elmer tried to prepare fricassee rabbit. He was also a big fan of rabbit stew.

[RPM 26326]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Never tried, but I recall seeing a couple of animated documentaries as a child in which a chef named Elmer tried to prepare fricassee rabbit. He was also a big fan of rabbit stew.

What about hassenpfeffer?

[Braff Zacklin 13629]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

What about hassenpfeffer?

That was a different documentary show. The cook for that one was named Sam. He was foul-mouthed and ill-tempered, setting the stage for the celebrity chefs to come some 40-50 years later.

[threesheets 1673]

On 11/28/2023 at 8:04 AM, Steel Shank said:

Needs to be the main ingredient on an episode of Chopped.

[RPM 26326]

19 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That was a different documentary show. The cook for that one was named Sam. He was foul-mouthed and ill-tempered, setting the stage for the celebrity chefs to come some 40-50 years later.

You sure about that? The central character doesn't pan out. 

[Steamboat1874 4072]

You cannot mention Cajun cooking without this guy.......

Edited November 29, 2023 by Steamboat1874

[Al_4_ISU 12470]

Last time I ate squirrel, it was one my brother and a buddy of our's shot at.

I say "shot at" instead of "shot" because they had wandered off with a 12 gauge loaded with bird shot while a whole group of us were spending the weekend just drinking beer, grilling, and wandering around a several hundred acre property my dad's friend owns in the (relative to Iowa) heavily wooded and rugged area near the Mississippi River.  It was still pheasant season, and the property contained about 80 acres of prairie.  About 20 minutes after they left the hunting cabin, we hear a few shotgun blasts, quickly followed by some war whoops.  They come running up to the cabin with the dead squirrel.

We start skinning it to fry it up with the campfire breakfast that was being prepared at the moment.  Obviously being as they had been loaded with bird shot, we're being very vigilant to remove the bbs whilst prepping the squirrel.  We did not find a single one.

Only thing that made any sense was that they fired in the direction of the squirrel, missed it completely, but the blast was so startling that it had a heart attack and fell out of the tree.

[shadow_operative2.0 16008]

$1.99 foot-long chili cheese coneys at Sonic through Friday, in case that interests anyone on this thread. 

[Steel Shank 9428]

My momma’s salmon patties and a DP.

Bitches.

[Dutch 4474]

What we mean by “Chili Three Ways” in Texas.



1. Chili dog w/ cheese hinge deployment. Shredded chee placed atop the hinge prior to dog installation for added stability.

2. Toasted tort, Fritos, mac and chee, chili, onions.

3. Frito pie (Fritos, shredded chee, chili, moar chee, onions).

Ice cold beer.

[deft 6857]

[HeHateMe 887]

On 11/28/2023 at 7:04 AM, Steel Shank said:

Why is it coated in placenta?

[Steel Shank 9428]

What we mean by “Chili Three Ways” in Texas.



1. Chili dog w/ cheese hinge deployment. Shredded chee placed atop the hinge prior to dog installation for added stability.

2. Toasted tort, Fritos, mac and chee, chili, onions.

3. Frito pie (Fritos, shredded chee, chili, moar chee, onions).

Ice cold beer.

Fuckin’ A, Fuck!

[Brisketexan 105161]

The boy, studying late and improvising with what Scotland will provide:

Homemade poutine with chunks of red Leicester cheese from the Tesco Express downstairs:

[Braff Zacklin 13629]

3 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Why is it coated in placenta?

Because the can just gave birth to a baby chicken.

[HeHateMe 887]

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Because the can just gave birth to a baby chicken.

Looks more like a 4th trimester abortion.

[Underdog 28747]

It’s chicken jelly. Spread it on some crackers and you’re good to go. 

[Texzilla58 4740]

Why is it coated in placenta?

That’s ectoplasm

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Three left over tamales. The bottom of the bag of left over Fritos. Some chili and cheese.

Edited November 30, 2023 by Jameslaw121

[Steel Shank 9428]

"Keep fucking that chicken, Steel Shank."

[elfenix 34330]

5 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Three left over tamales. The bottom of the bag of left over Fritos. Some chili and cheese.

somewhere, sam houston is shedding a tear

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

Totinos con Crab Dip

 

[Steel Shank 9428]

Y'all and this thread makes me smile.

("slightly" buzzed and listening to " Harvest Moon").

❤️

[deft 6857]

Seafood on pizza….not drunk/high enough yet

[baboso 6056]

10 hours ago, deft said:

Seafood on pizza….not drunk/high enough yet

Bro, do you even anchovy?