Hey Steel Shank!

[Jameslaw121 4,485]

Breakfast. Tater tots, two fried eggs, bacon, left over sausage and brisket, jalapenos and salsa Verde

[South Austin 53,153]

That is a fantastic way to start the weekend.

[Steel Shank 9,533]

The kids are alright.

Edited January 20 by Steel Shank

[ohchaucer 1,444]

Breakfast. Tater tots, two fried eggs, bacon, left over sausage and brisket, jalapenos and salsa Verde

That looks amazing. And would be even better if you cooked the tots!

[RMac5 1,552]

Leftover Chili and hot links, needed some chopped onions.

[baboso 6,101]

Biscuits & sausage gravy yesterday morning.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,177]

Good, not shank. 

[Kennythetiger 9,584]

If Shank don’t like biscuits and gravy, then I don’t even want to know him. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,177]

That meal was planned ahead & executed well on a nice plate. Shank shit is more open the fridge & let's see what the fuck we can do. 

[South Austin 53,153]

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That meal was planned ahead & executed well on a nice plate. Shank shit is more open the fridge & let's see what the fuck we can do. 

He is correct.  Shankworthy includes only paper or plastic disposable plates.  Kiddie plates are also acceptable.

[Fudbelty 2,801]

Fancy plate, wood not smash. Sorry you didn’t have any pepper for your gravy. Also, wtf is on the fancy dish just out of frame? This isn’t fucking Nam.

[wd40 1,976]

meanwhile, at deer camp:  chili variations

yes, I know.  new phone case on order.

[huge 3,824]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He is correct.  Shankworthy includes only paper or plastic disposable plates.  Kiddie plates are also acceptable.

He might be correct but dont feed the animals.

[South Austin 53,153]

27 minutes ago, huge said:

He might be correct but dont feed the animals.

Aren't we all animals in this thread?

[baboso 6,101]

3 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Fancy plate, wood not smash. Sorry you didn’t have any pepper for your gravy. Also, wtf is on the fancy dish just out of frame? This isn’t fucking Nam.

Needed the china plate to sop up gravy.  Candle.

[huge 3,824]

Snack aka tamale in repose


Repose here is chili/cheese/diced onion/hot Valentina/Miss Renfroe spicy jalapeños

[RPM 26,559]

17 hours ago, baboso said:

Needed the china plate to sop up gravy.  Candle.

Paper plates have a built in funnel.

[elfenix 34,658]

21 hours ago, wd40 said:

meanwhile, at deer camp:  chili variations

yes, I know.  new phone case on order.

nah just need to wipe the bacon grease from the lens

[Underdog 29,099]

Leftover Manwich over Kraft M&C, thought about making another sandwich but the just threw it in a bowl… 

 

[Steel Shank 9,533]

On 1/22/2024 at 6:33 PM, baboso said:

Biscuits & sausage gravy yesterday morning.

If you find yourself out of paper plates, I've found a flattened out Bud Light 12 pk carton works just fine. 18 and 24 pk for larger meals.

[Shoxthemonkey 1,992]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

If you find yourself out of paper plates, I've found a flattened out Bud Light 12 pk carton works just fine. 18 and 24 pk for larger meals.

I suppose the hitchhiking germs from the bed of your S-10 is just a bonus, right?

[Steel Shank 9,533]

4 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

I suppose the hitchhiking germs from the bed of your S-10 is just a bonus, right?

Flavor crystals

[Steel Shank 9,533]

[deft 7,043]

Beauty in simplicity, or sheer madness. You decide.

[South Austin 53,153]

So chips, huh?

[Wiler77 1,619]

On 1/24/2024 at 11:54 AM, Underdog said:

Leftover Manwich over Kraft M&C, thought about making another sandwich but the just threw it in a bowl… 

 

AKA "low carb version"

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,856]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I’ve looked at that pic twice, and keep seeing “parking water”.  Americans should drink more of that.  Maybe then a motherfucker could park worth a shit.  

[Braff Zacklin 13,675]

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

@Steel Shank, you see, hates the taste of grapefruit. So he needs a slug of clear, odorless and tasteless Hill Country vodka to warsh it down.

[Steel Shank 9,533]

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

So chips, huh?

I heated the chips and the hot sauce. So I was cooking.

[South Austin 53,153]

22 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I heated the chips and the hot sauce. So I was cooking.

Is there a YouTube video for that?

[Steel Shank 9,533]

56 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is there a YouTube video for that?

You wish.

[burns_312 356]

Little Friday night delight. With fresh veggies.

[deft 7,043]

This is gonna sound sacrilegious but I don’t fuck with Tony’s party pizzas. The rolls, all day. Fuck that weird as crust on the pizzas.

[burns_312 356]

This is gonna sound sacrilegious but I don’t fuck with Tony’s party pizzas. The rolls, all day. Fuck that weird as crust on the pizzas.

Yep, you nailed it, that’s a terrible take. And it’s Totinos not Tony’s bro.

[deft 7,043]

Tomato, totino. Whatever. Tastes like shit.

[Brisketexan 106,614]

Tomato, totino. Whatever. Tastes like shit.

GTFO of this thread. Don’t make me tell you a second time.

[elfenix 34,658]

[RPM 26,559]

Dollar pizza is dollar pizza. Improvise, adapt, overcome, add hot sauce.

[Blotto 23,974]

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Dollar pizza is dollar pizza. Improvise, adapt, overcome, add hot sauce. Maybe smoke a  bowl. 

FIFM

[RPM 26,559]

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

FIFM

[elfenix 34,658]

Chorizo and egg brefiss tacos

[Paco 1,947]

Couple mi tienda tamales, HEB chili, mi tienda cotija and two over easy.

Oh, and garnished with the last of the bag of Doritos. The bag which may or may not have still been on my lap when I woke up. Allegedly.

[Brisketexan 106,614]

Putting this here because the subject is a food best/most often consumed drunk.

The boy applied to multiple study abroad programs for next year, and just got accepted by his first choice, in Mainz, Germany.  The application had to include a statement of personal interest.  He mentioned his German language skills, his past experiences living in Germany, navigating their system, etc.  But he also added this, in the discussion of why he would particularly like to study in Germany:

"Germany is the home of one of my favorite foods, the doner kebab, which in terms of flavor and quality, cannot be matched outside of Germany."

I mean, he'd say the same thing about chippy if he was applying to a UK school, but still, solid reason to choose a place to go to school: "you have a food that I really, really like to eat when I get drunk."

[Al_4_ISU 12,612]

On 1/28/2024 at 10:24 AM, elfenix said:

Chorizo and egg brefiss tacos


 

Everything about this looks fantastic (save for the mater chunks), but got damn that Bloody.  That looks exceptional.

[Mo Horn 8,933]

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Putting this here because the subject is a food best/most often consumed drunk.

The boy applied to multiple study abroad programs for next year, and just got accepted by his first choice, in Mainz, Germany.  The application had to include a statement of personal interest.  He mentioned his German language skills, his past experiences living in Germany, navigating their system, etc.  But he also added this, in the discussion of why he would particularly like to study in Germany:

"Germany is the home of one of my favorite foods, the doner kebab, which in terms of flavor and quality, cannot be matched outside of Germany."

I mean, he'd say the same thing about chippy if he was applying to a UK school, but still, solid reason to choose a place to go to school: "you have a food that I really, really like to eat when I get drunk."

The best doner kebab would be from a Turkey, but I get his reasoning, even if he is wrong. Lol. Seriously, congrats to him. 

[deft 7,043]

Putting this here because the subject is a food best/most often consumed drunk.
The boy applied to multiple study abroad programs for next year, and just got accepted by his first choice, in Mainz, Germany.  The application had to include a statement of personal interest.  He mentioned his German language skills, his past experiences living in Germany, navigating their system, etc.  But he also added this, in the discussion of why he would particularly like to study in Germany:
"Germany is the home of one of my favorite foods, the doner kebab, which in terms of flavor and quality, cannot be matched outside of Germany."
I mean, he'd say the same thing about chippy if he was applying to a UK school, but still, solid reason to choose a place to go to school: "you have a food that I really, really like to eat when I get drunk."

Sounds like he’s got his priorities in line.

[Brisketexan 106,614]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Sounds like he’s got his priorities in line.

Well, he also noted that the drop-dead gorgeous Norwegian girl who he befriended in Berlin is in school in Mannheim, just 40 minutes away.  They're already in touch about his impending move.  So....lots of priorities.

[Steel Shank 9,533]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So....lots of priorities.

Like laying pipe, perhaps?

[deft 7,043]

Will this hot dog arms race never end?!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2szU1prkjz/?igsh=MWo0MDl4MzZnMTF6bA==

[RPM 26,559]

9 hours ago, deft said:

Will this hot dog arms race never end?!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2szU1prkjz/?igsh=MWo0MDl4MzZnMTF6bA==

I was kinda in until he pulled out ketchup.