Hey Steel Shank!

[Paco 1,934]

3 minutes ago, wd40 said:

you also couldn't tell they are, in fact, Trappey's beans, for the same reason, my dude.  2 cans, 4 strips of bacon. added diced japs, because HEB quit carrying the jalapinto version.

continuing this theme:  in the on-going battle for flatulent supremacy on The 40, a key tactic is to deprive the enemy of fuel.   breakfast today was very similar to the other day.  chipotle Tabasco on one, Valentina Black on the other.  Meyer's jap-cheddar sausage, because fuck HEB for putting only 5 in a package of theirs.

I yield to you sir!

[Brisketexan 105,034]

My breffis:



And tonight, making some homemade cracklings...

[Jimbaround 975]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My breffis:

Cracklins = 

Pizza = 

[Brisketexan 105,034]

Cracklins = 
Pizza = 

What? It was a damned good pizza. I love cold pizza for breakfast.

[Jimbaround 975]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

What? It was a damned good pizza. I love cold pizza for breakfast.

I do too, it's just not the most flattering picture I suppose.

[Brisketexan 105,034]

53 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

I do too, it's just not the most flattering picture I suppose.

It wasn't supposed to be.  It's a fucking slice of cold pizza on a styrofoam plate I lifted from the breakfast buffet, on a generic sidetable of a Holiday Inn.

 

It wasn't intended to be a fucking Vermeer:

[Paco 1,934]

Angry Brisket is angry

[PatrickMcHorn 376]

Where’s your Jack Daniels Black?  Where’s your tobacco from a mail pouch sack?  Where’s your old dog?

Drank it.
Smoked it.
Attacking. Sometimes.

[Braff Zacklin 13,551]

wd40, please don't be offended if I adopt that recipe for many future snacks. Well done, sir.

[NorthLoop 14,180]

3 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

I do too, it's just not the most flattering picture I suppose.

This might not be the thread for you

[Brisketexan 105,034]

4 hours ago, Paco said:

Angry Brisket is angry

I made a Vermeer reference.  It's impossible to be angry AND refer to the Dutch Masters.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

I'm about to make myself a cocktail, and after a few, maybe poke my head in the fridge and see 'sup.

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

I’m joining this thread the way I frequently posted in the other, from a parking lot with my truck smelling of delicious warm grease.

 

Best Stop - Boudin balls and Cracklin. Supper is served. See you bitches back on the West side of the Sabine.

 

 

[Brisketexan 105,034]

I’m joining this thread the way I frequently posted in the other, from a parking lot with my truck smelling of delicious warm grease.
 
Best Stop - Boudin balls and Cracklin. Supper is served. See you bitches back on the West side of the Sabine.
 

 

You’re a holy man. Like a swami, a guru, or a rabbi.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

2 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

I’m joining this thread the way I frequently posted in the other, from a parking lot with my truck smelling of delicious warm grease.

 

Best Stop - Boudin balls and Cracklin. Supper is served. See you bitches back on the West side of the Sabine.

 

 

I like the look of your balls, Llano.

[huge 3,793]

No shame in that game

[pacman 7,354]

Damn i love meyers jap sausage..

[pacman 7,354]

Fuck yo midnight snack

[RPM 26,315]

Jalapeno cheddar smoked sausage and spinach.

[BurntOrange&White 39,929]

Put those links in some Mac n cheese and then we’re talking!

[PatrickMcHorn 376]

Spinach in this thread, huh? Bold move.

[RPM 26,315]

Hey, I like spinach and it makes a glorious turd.

[CooterBrown 18,001]

Breakfast. 

[Capt 235]

HEB beef brisket and Oscar Meyer 100 % beef hot dogs with wolf brand (no beans) chili a splash of crystal and Valentina hot sauce on buttercrust buns
Simple yet elegant

[NorthLoop 14,180]

This page is gonna give m

11 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Breakfast. 

Das a lot of salsa 

[wd40 1,976]

smoked the weirdest brisket, this morning.   was done at noon for a 3pm family thing, so I did what any man faced with a bunch of extra smoke laying around:  did a pan of oysters with scrimps and crawfish.  and whatnot.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,184]

On 3/30/2018 at 9:39 AM, PatrickMcHorn said:

Spinach in this thread, huh? Bold move.

Collard greens would have been the go to move.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

Edited April 1, 2018 by Steel Shank

[CooterBrown 18,001]

This page is gonna give m
Das a lot of salsa 

For eggs, I heat it in the skillet and it reduces a lot. It wasn’t enough.

[RPM 26,315]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Collard greens would have been the go to move.

I was out of collard greens. But I did season it with bacon drippings.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

Son: "Daddy, I want you to grill some meat."

SS: "I've got that brisket I smoked the other day."

Son: "Good. Grill it."

SS: "OK....I also have some some sausage."

Son: "Sure."

[PantsTent 2,002]

Bold move to also grill the paper plate.

[Player 4,575]

Is that a Chinette platter in the second pic, Mr. Rockefeller?

[NOMAAA 1,696]

that taquito inside a burrito.  increible.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

6 hours ago, Player said:

Is that a Chinette platter in the second pic, Mr. Rockefeller?

It sure the fuck is. Didn't want that booty dropping on the ground. My dog was lurking, waiting to make a move.

[Landomatic 3,813]

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

It sure the fuck is. Didn't want that booty dropping on the ground. My dog was lurking, waiting to make a move.

In fairness, he’s a dog.  They lurk and wait to make a move.

[Brisketexan 105,034]

Have an exchange student with us. Had to show him how we roll, Frito pie-wise...

[jw4381 3,069]

Gotdammit I love you fuckers so hard.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

On 3/29/2018 at 7:05 PM, Llano Estacado said:

I’m joining this thread the way I frequently posted in the other, from a parking lot with my truck smelling of delicious warm grease.

 

Best Stop - Boudin balls and Cracklin. Supper is served. See you bitches back on the West side of the Sabine.

 

 

This reminds me. I have some best stop boudin to take care of. 

[pacman 7,354]

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Have an exchange student with us. Had to show him how we roll, Frito pie-wise...

Hope you used heb corn chips. Fritos are shit, except chili cheese brand.

[Brisketexan 105,034]

Hope you used heb corn chips. Fritos are shit, except chili cheese brand.

But of course. Venison and beef chili, HEB Fritos, Louisiana japs, Crystal hot sauce. In a fancy paper boat, of course.

[pacman 7,354]

Treated that exchange student like royalty...shit

[NorthLoop 14,180]

You know that Eddie Murphy skit about his mom's hamburgers? That's how I imagine Brisket makes everything. 

[Hank_Hill 18,782]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Have an exchange student with us. Had to show him how we roll, Frito pie-wise...

Where from? I’m curious how the frito pie is received by the uneducateds

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

Should have posted my peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich today.... wait it was good for this thread. 

[Brisketexan 105,034]

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

You know that Eddie Murphy skit about his mom's hamburgers? That's how I imagine Brisket makes everything. 

I fucking LOVE me a welfare green pepper burger...

[BurntOrange&White 39,929]

A sammich made with leftover meatloaf is best sammich

[Brisketexan 105,034]

21 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

A sammich made with leftover meatloaf is best sammich

Cold meatloaf and ketchup sammich works just fine.

[RPM 26,315]

Meatloaf & mashed potato sammich FTW.

[Landomatic 3,813]

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Have an exchange student with us. Had to show him how we roll, Frito pie-wise...

Starvin Marvin