Hey Steel Shank!

[PilotsError 2237]

A delicious midnight snack. HEB brand Mexican street corn chips dipped in strawberry cream cheese. 

[BurntOrange&White 38767]

[RPM 26090]

9 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Ah, yes, the ol' pickle-and-cheese taco, with ham for a tortilla. If I've seen it once, I've seen it a million times.

I think we have the same santoku, dude.

I swear I invented that using bologna in 1967. I called it the Baloney Surprise. The surprise was no bread.

[Braff Zacklin 13289]

That story sounds like a bunch of ... bullcrap.

[Steel Shank 9330]

Tensions are running high this morning.

[Brisketexan 103515]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

I swear I invented that using bologna in 1967. I called it the Baloney Surprise. The surprise was no bread.

When we was young and poor, one of my entrees for dinner was this:

1) a package of the cheapest, mechanically separated and formed into rectangular slices of turkey you can find

2) a package of store brand stuffing mix (Stove Top?  What am I, a Rockefeller?)

3) an envelope of store brand turkey gravy mix.

Make the stuffing.  Take two slices of turkey, put a row of stuffing down the middle, roll the turkey around the stuffing.  Put it in a baking dish like an enchilada.  Cover it all with the turkey gravy.  Bake for 30 mins or so till hot all the way through.  Hit it with a dash of black pepper, and you are L-I-V-I-N.

[RPM 26090]

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

you are L-I-V-I-N.

Kuddos bro. But at the time I was shooting for expedience, like leave the fridge open during assembly and devour. Used to piss my sisters off.

Edited August 6 by RPM

[PilotsError 2237]

I found this stuff at a gas station and have been putting it on everything. Baked potatoes, fries, chicken. It’s incredible. 

[Brisketexan 103515]

You've been putting your big cock on everything?

Remind me to bring my own packaged snacks if I ever come over to your casa.

[Underdog 28118]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

When we was young and poor, one of my entrees for dinner was this:

1) a package of the cheapest, mechanically separated and formed into rectangular slices of turkey you can find

2) a package of store brand stuffing mix (Stove Top?  What am I, a Rockefeller?)

3) an envelope of store brand turkey gravy mix.

Make the stuffing.  Take two slices of turkey, put a row of stuffing down the middle, roll the turkey around the stuffing.  Put it in a baking dish like an enchilada.  Cover it all with the turkey gravy.  Bake for 30 mins or so till hot all the way through.  Hit it with a dash of black pepper, and you are L-I-V-I-N.

Hell, I'd be tempted to just roll the stuffing filled turkey and use the gravy as a dipping sauce. And I love me some Stove Top, will eat a whole box if not careful. 

[Steamboat1874 4008]

20 hours ago, PilotsError said:

I found this stuff at a gas station and have been putting it on everything. Baked potatoes, fries, chicken. It’s incredible. 

I have that as well as Bullshit for meat and Chickenshit for chicken.

They are all good.

[Masshole Horn 759]

Leftover chili cheese fries and some diced jalapeños.



Reheated in butter. Added an egg and some extra shredded cheese to tie the room together. Touch of hot sauce on top.

[Steel Shank 9330]

[Judge Roybeanbag 11728]

That’s a mighty small shingle to shit on, my friend, but you nailed it.

[luke duke 6361]

I expected Steel Shank to have claws.

[South Austin 51564]

14 hours ago, luke duke said:

I expected Steel Shank to have claws.

That photo does not rule out webbed feet.

[Steel Shank 9330]

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

That photo does not rule out webbed feet.

Allows me to eat soup while holding a sandwich in each hand.

I have to laugh.

[luke duke 6361]

The opposable thumb also threw me off.

[Steel Shank 9330]

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

The opposable thumb also threw me off.

Two of them, no less.

[SydneyCarton 47297]

Got shit to do this morning, so in a hurry. Bread, pimento cheese, Tapatio. /fin

[elfenix 34075]

Worst best pizza

 

[South Austin 51564]

On 8/10/2024 at 7:36 AM, SydneyCarton said:

Got shit to do this morning, so in a hurry. Bread, pimento cheese, Tapatio. /fin

That’s how you do the most important meal of the day.

[CoachTex 2612]

left over taco meat, cheese hinge, serranos, onion, no tortillas left so the left over nuns it is.

Edited August 16 by CoachTex

[tigol 2376]

4 hours ago, CoachTex said:

left over taco meat, cheese hinge, serranos, onion, no tortillas left so the left over nuns it is.

 

 

Edited August 16 by tigol

[Paco 1905]

What are these leftover nuns you speak of? When I have nuns they're typically devoured immediately.

[Blotto 23245]

34 minutes ago, Paco said:

What are these leftover nuns you speak of? When I have nuns they're typically devoured immediately.

[deft 6747]

Bean and cheese with some chopped up smoked beef rib leftovers

[Brisketexan 103515]

We’re traveling. I ordered the full Scottish breakfast option today, but told em to hold all the veggies and such. Don’t need tomatoes, mushrooms, and those sweet canned baked beans. Just four meat dishes and an egg.

[wd40 1976]

[RPM 26090]

21 hours ago, deft said:

Bean and cheese with some chopped up smoked beef rib leftovers

[huge 3774]

On 8/14/2024 at 12:11 AM, elfenix said:

Worst best pizza

 

Hold up.  Is this a Totinos with aftermarket pepperoni and japs added?

[BurntOrange&White 38767]

14 minutes ago, huge said:

Hold up.  Is this a Totinos with aftermarket pepperoni and japs added?

[elfenix 34075]

21 minutes ago, huge said:

Hold up.  Is this a Totinos with aftermarket pepperoni and japs added?

Yes. No frozen pizza ever comes with enough pepperoni.

[ztejas 42775]

These are pretty good. Threw them on a fresh HEB pepperoni pizza last night. 

A little more heat than the typical pickled jap. 

[RPM 26090]

15 hours ago, elfenix said:

Yes. No frozen pizza ever comes with enough pepperoni.

or cheese

[Focht Up 631]

Some leftover smoked beef rib, cheddar, pickle, Valentina's extra hot sauce .

I'll be doing this again tonight.  The cheese is starting to get moldy, so I have to use it up.

Edited August 24 by Focht Up

[ztejas 42775]

Little game watching snack.

[ztejas 42775]

Btw these rock. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15726]

Damn, you Vic'd yourself. 

[ztejas 42775]

28 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, you Vic'd yourself. 

?

[shadow_operative2.0 15726]

Scroll up to post #10484. 

[ztejas 42775]

22 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Scroll up to post #10484. 

Hahaha. I thought I posted that on the HEB thread.

Hey have you guys seen these hot sliced jalapeños that HEB sells? 

[deft 6747]

Uh….yes. Been there forever. Not an unusual item.

[wd40 1976]

wife had bookclub tonight, so the kids and I made poutine.   kicked mine up a notch with a handful of goodies from the pickeld jap jar.  and yes, I'm now sure I'm tatertot people.

had some gravy left.  also remembered we had a leftover cheeseburger patty.  doing my part to declutter the fridge.

[Covri 6149]

Reheated sausage rolls from the local flint shop, dipped in some texadelphia mustard blend*. Served on the paper towel I warmed them up on.

 

*This is not from texadelphia, but from a place in dfw called cheesesteak house and it's an exact copy of the texadelphia  sauce. 

[deft 6747]

I miss that sauce.

[Covri 6149]

36 minutes ago, deft said:

I miss that sauce.

It is and I asked for a bunch of it last week and they came through so I've been putting it on all sorts of random things.  This place's Cheesteaks are better too these days than texadelphia.

[ztejas 42775]

1 hour ago, Covri said:

This place's Cheesteaks are better too these days than texadelphia.

Um yes, so are most places. 

Shout out Mighty Mos in Austin.

[Focht Up 631]

Gentlemen,  I present perhaps the greatest stoner snack of all time.  Fucking cheese on a cracker.

[Texzilla588 765]

Gentlemen,  I present perhaps the greatest stoner snack of all time.  Fucking cheese on a cracker.

That’s real cheese. I think aerosol cheese might be slightly better.