Hey Steel Shank!

[Whatever 700]

you need better whiskey

I've never had that whiskey, so I don't know how good/bad it is. Cheap alcohol, however, is pretty much the essence of this thread.

[Steel Shank 9430]

BBQ thread should starts.

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

Yeah.  That's my whiskey and it's not great.  Mistakenly asked my wife to pick some up for me last week.  I wasn't specific enough per the brand 

The pork was awesome. Though.

[NateHitch 1282]

Enjoy your whiskey man, who gives a shit what others think

[Zepol87 9191]

Didn’t cook it but god damn the roast beef at Johnny’s is awesome. Sir we have a combo of 1/2 Po boy and a side of gumbo..... nah fam I want a whole Po boy and a side of gumbo

[CooterBrown 18022]

Carne guisada with extra gravy, cause gravy.

[NOMAAA 1696]

16 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Carne guisada with extra gravy, cause gravy.

you can hook me up to an iv of that salsa.  where do i get it.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

you can hook me up to an iv of that salsa.  where do i get it.

They have it at the Westlake HEB. There is also a green version.

[Al Czervik 1229]

8 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

you can hook me up to an iv of that salsa.  where do i get it.

H-E-B's in Austin have it, when they're open.

[NOMAAA 1696]

well shit.  looks like i am going to find an heb this weekend.  maybe make my own instead.

[Paco 1934]

well shit.  looks like i am going to find an heb this weekend.  maybe make my own instead.

When you make your own HEB can you make sure the goddamn thing is open?

[Steel Shank 9430]

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Carne guisada with extra gravy, cause gravy.

I'm a big fan of tender beefs tips in a savory gravy.

[Brisketexan 105282]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm a big fan of tender beefs tips in a savory gravy.

Walking into any cafe and seeing that the daily lunch special is "beef tips" automatically puts a smile on my face.

[huge 3795]

I made backstrap tips for the first time recently, they work well like that. I’ll take pics of leftovers on some shitty chinette for you mongrels next time.

[McFly 606]

On 12/26/2018 at 5:12 PM, Shaddie said:

Dammit. I have been found out. 

I surrender. 

Definitely french

[Whatever 700]

The wife has gone Paleo for NY. These drums are from CostCo and are coated in almond flour. I oblige because I'm drunk and DGAF. The sauce is made from butter and Crystal. It'll eat.

 

 

[Dewey 3288]

Next time throw the drums in some hot suace and burn em, thank me later.

[NateHitch 1282]

Yeah inconsistent sauce coating is inconsistent. Would still eat though

 

 

[Whatever 700]

Next time throw the drums in some hot suace and burn em, thank me later.

Your idea is good in theory, but after the office HH I'd still eat the burnt ones. Zero fucks given.

[ChickenSandwich 9849]

Seems crispy skin (Alton Brown method) is still in play 

[RPM 26342]

On 1/3/2019 at 11:56 AM, Paco said:

When you make your own HEB can you make sure the goddamn thing is open?

and build the damned thing North of Fort Worth!

[Steel Shank 9430]

[Dutch 4474]

Long live the king. It's the milk along side the Bud Light that takes this one to a new level.

Edited January 11, 2019 by Dutch

[Brisketexan 105282]

Long live the king. It's the milk along side the Bud Light that takes this one to a new level.

Well, the milk’s what makes it a complete breakfast. Duh.

[BurntOrange&White 39974]

You used crystal meth for your wing sauce?

[Steel Shank 9430]

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, the milk’s what makes it a complete breakfast. Duh.

 

44 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Long live the king. It's the milk along side the Bud Light that takes this one to a new level.

That's beer foam, you dunderheads.

Edited January 11, 2019 by Steel Shank

[Brisketexan 105282]

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

 

That's foam, you dunderheads.

That's a lotta foam there, Mr. frappalapucinno or whatever that is.

[Orange&White 5535]

Did you get that mug free with the purchase of a combine?

[PantsTent 2002]

Did you get that mug free with the purchase of a combine?

Gimme mug?

[Player 4576]

In John Deere green, 

on a hot summer night, 

he wrote "Steely Shank don't love beans" 

[RPM 26342]

Hard into the paint with that breffest. Hormel? Bold strategy.

[deft 6876]

No shit. I just got contact farts from looking at it.

[Zepol87 9191]

Gimme mug?

Legit funny

[Steel Shank 9430]

[elfenix 34331]

[4th&Five 41586]

[Brisketexan 105282]

The Easy Cheese? That’s just simple brilliance, executed with brutality. Like the I formation with Earl Campbell.

[NorthLoop 14229]

I like how you fit 3 of them on one of those mid sized HEB paper plates. Also I like that you went with 3. Not the "I'm in the mood for a snack" one, or the "let's make this an actual meal" two, but the "yeah go fuck yourself" three. 

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Bacon and sauerkraut.

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[elfenix 34331]

i like how it's perched on the counter like it gives no fucks.

[Underdog 28767]

Mighty fine looking pickle there.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

The Easy Cheese? That’s just simple brilliance, executed with brutality. Like the I formation with Earl Campbell.

3 dogs; Shank,Steel (American)
-Oustanding example, known for use of color in simplistic American brutalism style.

Frame it and put it in the wing next to these.

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Flank steak cooked fajita style and rare on charro beans that have been simmer on the stove all day

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[BigDHornfan 6549]

Fried spam and Kraft Mac and cheese with Louisiana hot sauce

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Another thread that should be combined with the shaft thread...

 

 

goddamn.....

 

and the bidet thread....

[PantsTent 2002]

Flank steak cooked fajita style and rare on charro beans that have been simmer on the stove all day

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Cut against the grain, bro.

[Whatever 700]

Cut against the grain, bro.

Yeah that 'gon be chewy. You'll need to floss immediately after eating.

[Steel Shank 9430]

Page 24 be aight.

(except of course those who cut with the grain.)

[NateHitch 1282]

Fried spam and Kraft Mac and cheese with Louisiana hot sauce

Well done. I've never posted pics but a lot of times when I smoke a brisket or pork shoulder I'll throw on some spam for a few hours and then slice it and make egg sandwiches. It's been too long, think I'll do that this weekend

[Sam Lin 3560]

On 1/11/2019 at 10:06 PM, Steel Shank said:

That's beer foam, you dunderheads.

Dammit. I also thought it was milk and was in dumbfounded awe; this is such a letdown.