Hey Steel Shank!

[Whatever 700]

You can give your lady quite the Dutch Oven after consumption.

[Dutch 4,578]

55 minutes ago, thestud said:

Mac n' cheese, chicken nuggs, Fritos? Did I get it right? We will need to know the hot sauce of application before rendering a ruling

Tia Rosa tortilla (toasted in a skillet, of course) Trader Joe’s Elote Corn Chips*, Trader Joe’s Hatch Green Chile Mac & Chee, Trader Joe’s Breaded Chicken Tenderloins, shredded chee, diced onion, Cholula, Tuong OT Sriracha. Paired with a cold Coke Zero (not pictured, and I realize points will be deducted for not being an adult carbonated canned beverage).

*These are the shizzle. Highly recommended.

Edited April 4, 2019 by Dutch

[Whatever 700]

Tia Rosa tortilla (toasted in a skillet, of course) Trader Joe’s Elote Corn Chips*, Trader Joe’s Hatch Green Chile Mac & Chee, Trader Joe’s Breaded Chicken Tenderloins, shredded chee, diced onion, Cholula, Tuong OT Sriracha. Paired with a cold Coke Zero (not pictured, and I realize points will be deducted for not being an adult carbonated canned beverage).
*These are the shizzle. Highly recommended.

How many did you have? It looks like you can't eat just one.

[RPM 26,679]

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

and I realize points will be deducted for not being an adult carbonated canned beverage

The judges would have accepted longneck.

[Bat Guano 363]

14 hours ago, Dutch said:

Tia Rosa tortilla (toasted in a skillet, of course) Trader Joe’s Elote Corn Chips*, Trader Joe’s Hatch Green Chile Mac & Chee, Trader Joe’s Breaded Chicken Tenderloins, shredded chee, diced onion, Cholula, Tuong OT Sriracha. Paired with a cold Coke Zero (not pictured, and I realize points will be deducted for not being an adult carbonated canned beverage).

*These are the shizzle. Highly recommended.

Points awarded for 2 kinds of hot sauce should offset any deduction in the beverage area.  Then again, Coke zero... man, I just don't know....

[Orange&White 5,573]

18 minutes ago, thestud said:

When you cook steaks for your in laws and your mother in law orders her well done...there’s not much that can be done with the leftovers of a burnt hockey puck but this will do.

You saved the leftovers of a steak cooked well done for your mother in law?

How much could possibly be leftover?

That that was leftover was cooked well done?

That just goes in the trash, bro.

[Brisketexan 107,028]

You saved the leftovers of a steak cooked well done for your mother in law?
How much could possibly be leftover?
That that was leftover was cooked well done?
That just goes in the trash, bro.

Man....it’s like you don’t even have a dog.

[Whatever 700]

You saved the leftovers of a steak cooked well done for your mother in law?
How much could possibly be leftover?
That that was leftover was cooked well done?
That just goes in the trash, bro.

He was being resourceful. Pos rep in my book.

[heinhorn 16]

Next time buy her some flank steak or some cheap cut if it's going to be well done.  

[ztejas 44,285]

On 4/3/2019 at 6:41 PM, Dutch said:

Not since Michaelangelo's last brush stroke on the Sistine Chapel has such mastery of a medium been displayed. 

But yeah, missing a beverage.

[Dutch 4,578]

1 hour ago, thestud said:

Migas topped with burnt steak.

When you cook steaks for your in laws and your mother in law orders her well done...there’s not much that can be done with the leftovers of a burnt hockey puck but this will do.

Making something tasty out of what was in your fridge. Nicely done.

Early on in the marriage, my wife asked me to pick up some steaks on my way home because her folks were coming for dinner.  I get along with both of them, plus any excuse for steak is just fine with me, so I swing by Costco and pick up a pack of nicely marbled ribeyes.  As I'm getting ready to throw them on the grill, my MIL proceeds to request that I cook her steak "with no pink in the middle or blood."  A nicely marbled Prime ribeye. I looked at my wife, who said nothing, and then my FIL who silently shook his head in a sort of "yeah, I know" kind of way.   The MIL was served sirloin from that day forward.

Edited April 5, 2019 by Dutch

[Sbbruin 22,147]

On 4/3/2019 at 4:41 PM, Dutch said:

[BigDHornfan 6,635]

1 hour ago, thestud said:

Yeah this was my fault I should have been better prepared. I keep 8-10 steaks minimum in my freezer at all times. I have a vacuum sealer so whenever I come across clearanced meat or a good sale I stock up. Saves trips to the store since we live so far out, and it also makes it easy to have good steaks on a whim instead of having to plan I advance. Going forward I will keep a separate stash of shit cuts for the heathens.

I think you have an excuse, well a couple of them. 

[Steel Shank 9,563]

Eggs, taco meat, cheese. Cup of joe.

[Orange&White 5,573]

This is why the man has a thread named in his honor.

[smuggs 9,399]

46 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Eggs, taco meat, cheese. Cup of joe.

[Brisketexan 107,028]

I'm a big fan of the "eggs and stuff on any kind of bread" breakfast.  Tortillas and biscuits? Obviously.  Toast?  You bet.  Hell, on a single folded-over piece of white bread?  Many a deer blind breakfast has been so eaten.  Breakfast on a Bun?  Hell yeah.  Breakfast on a Hot Dog Bun?  WHY THE FUCK NOT, COMMIE?

Eggs and stuff.  Bread.  America.  Amen.

[ztejas 44,285]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Eggs, taco meat, cheese. Cup of joe.

Those buns look great - where can I find this product?

Looks almost like klobasnik dough.

@Brisketexan well spoken. I'd add bagels and english muffins to the eggs w bread list. 

Edited April 8, 2019 by ztejas

[Steel Shank 9,563]

Those are the bakery hotdogs buns from HEB. I squeezed them at the store the other day and they felt really good in my hands (soft, ample  and supple), so I bought them. Made a mini sub for my son with one and he loved it.

Steel says "Check it out!"

[BabaYaga 15,631]

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

This is why the man has a thread named in his honor.

And probably da' diabeetus....

[Steel Shank 9,563]

Usually have a banana and oatmeal for breakfast, but was unusually hungry today. Also had my bloodwork done last week. All looks good.

 

What else?

[ztejas 44,285]

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Those are the bakery hotdogs buns from HEB. I squeezed them at the store the other day and they felt really good in my hands (soft, ample  and supple), so I bought them. Made a mini sub for my son with one and he loved it.

Steel says "Check it out!"

Curse this HEB desert. 

Now I want a YouTube channel called Check it Out! 

With tips like, "Steel says bacon up that sausage, college boy!"

[Dutch 4,578]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Curse this HEB desert. 

No doubt.  What do we have to do to get an HEB in Dallas?  Central Market, while very good for certain things, ain't HEB.

[elfenix 34,780]

22 minutes ago, Dutch said:

No doubt.  What do we have to do to get an HEB in Dallas?  Central Market, while very good for certain things, ain't HEB.

force brookshire's (iirc) out of business. 

[ztejas 44,285]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

force brookshire's (iirc) out of business. 

Nah. More like Kroger/Tom Thumb/Walmart/Whole Foods. Also TJs. We even have a few Sprouts. 

[elfenix 34,780]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nah. More like Kroger/Tom Thumb/Walmart/Whole Foods. Also TJs. We even have a few Sprouts. 

i doubt the Butts have a handshake deal with kroger/safeway/walmart/whole foods/sprouts/TJ/aldi. 

[ztejas 44,285]

32 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 i doubt the Butts have a handshake deal with kroger/safeway/walmart/whole foods/sprouts/TJ/aldi. 

Okay but there aren't any Brookshire's in Dallas. I was more referring to the market competition.

I don't think the "handshake deal" is a thing anymore, even though it's something oft brought up. 

Here's a good article: https://www.dallasnews.com/business/retail/2018/09/04/next-h-e-b-central-market-dallas

[Brisketexan 107,028]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

i doubt the Butts have a handshake deal with kroger/safeway/walmart/whole foods/sprouts/TJ/aldi. 

[elfenix 34,780]

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Okay but there aren't any Brookshire's in Dallas. I was more referring to the market competition.

I don't think the "handshake deal" is a thing anymore, even though it's something oft brought up. 

Here's a good article: https://www.dallasnews.com/business/retail/2018/09/04/next-h-e-b-central-market-dallas

maybe it was another family, thought it was brookshire's. 

[ztejas 44,285]

Just now, elfenix said:

maybe it was another family, thought it was brookshire's. 

I've heard variations of it - and it may have been a thing at some point. 

I just don't think HEB is not entering the market because of a "handshake deal". They have multiple CM locations in DFW already. 

[DallasHorn26 589]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've heard variations of it - and it may have been a thing at some point. 

I just don't think HEB is not entering the market because of a "handshake deal". They have multiple CM locations in DFW already. 

It's my understanding that they've bought a few plots of land and a few vacant stores and are sitting on them for a while.  Not sure if they plan to make them central markets or will start rolling out HEB's. 

[Steel Shank 9,563]

Maybe I can make a run up there with some bootleg hotdog buns. I'll sell them out of my trunk. Must know the password before you can see the goods.

[Steel Shank 9,563]

Anybody got an old Dodge Coronet they can sell me? Not worried about the engine. I'm going to tear it down.

[BigDHornfan 6,635]

Maybe I can make a run up there with some bootleg hotdog buns. I'll sell them out of my trunk. Must know the password before you can see the goods.

It’s Muledick

[NateHitch 1,282]

Wife said I'll take our youngest son to wrestling practice if you cook. Found some frozen jalapeño cheddar links from Dave's meat market, frozen tater tots, a can of mixed beans and a can of hot rotel and some spicy stone ground mustard

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[elfenix 34,780]

Anybody got an old Dodge Coronet they can sell me? Not worried about the engine. I'm going to tear it down.

be sure to load up on yella bellies for the return trip. Make money both ways. 

 

 

[Steel Shank 9,563]

bring t.

[Sam Lin 3,606]

1 hour ago, thestud said:

 Tomorrow’s breakfast  flatulence should be fantastic.

 

[smuggs 9,399]

Page 33 starting with the Shock and Awe.

[irishtexan 11,712]

That's almost too good. Almost

[elfenix 34,780]

i'm hoping thestud topped his tacos with some of those fritos

[RPM 26,679]

6 hours ago, smuggs said:

Page 33 starting with the Shock and Awesome

more accurate 

[Steel Shank 9,563]

concur

[elfenix 34,780]

optimal penetration is a laudable goal

[Steel Shank 9,563]

Anybody cover anybody's mom with hot sauce last night? 

[Brisketexan 107,028]

Anybody cover anybody's mom with hot sauce last night? 

I was liberal with the creamy jalapeño sauce from La Finca last night...but alas, it was just on tacos I made with leftover shredded beef.

No moms were sauced in the making of my dinner. Sadly.

[Steel Shank 9,563]

Tomorrow is a new day.

[RPM 26,679]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Anybody cover anybody's mom with hot sauce last night? 

Crème Fraîche

[Etexhorn13 3,102]

I present tostadas with refried black beans, chicken fajita, avocado, sour cream, japs, and some secret aardvark to really set it off. 

Edited April 10, 2019 by Etexhorn13

[Orange&White 5,573]

That is the second ceramic plate on page 33.

Slippery slope.