Hey Steel Shank!

[Brisketexan 104589]

Brisket, I think I'd skip breakfast and double up at lunch.

Well, I kinda did double up at lunch. Got my meal, plus a wurst.


And refreshment, of course.

[Steel Shank 9414]

nice wiener

[Brisketexan 104589]

nice wiener

Bigger than the buns would hold.

[RPM 26222]

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Plate is too nice, but how about mett for breakfast: raw pork spread and onions on bread. A lot like parissa - it’s as close to a Shank breakfast as I think I’ll find in berlin.

Looks like they forgot to cook your hamburger.

[Steel Shank 9414]

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Bigger than the buns would hold.

Been there.

[Steel Shank 9414]

[Sbbruin 21721]

On 6/23/2019 at 1:34 AM, Brisketexan said:

Plate is too nice, but how about mett for breakfast: raw pork spread and onions on bread. A lot like parissa - it’s as close to a Shank breakfast as I think I’ll find in berlin.

Even Duck of Death thinks that pork is undercooked.

[Dewey 3280]

DoD might microwave that for 30 seconds

[Brisketexan 104589]

Pig, cooked a bit more. A one kilo shank.

[BHMCruiser 1813]

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Pig, cooked a bit more. A one kilo shank.

lol

"kilo"

[Brisketexan 104589]

lol
"kilo"

Hey man, I’m full-on metric here.

[Steel Shank 9414]

It seems you're having quite the gay affair whilst on your travels, gentle eater.

[Brisketexan 104589]

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

It seems you're having quite the gay affair whilst on your travels, gentle eater.

It’s the gay 90s, the roaring twenties, and some other decade all rolled into one eurobonanza.

And, I mean, I could also totally hook up with a dude, because the euros are down with that.

[RPM 26222]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And, I mean, I could also totally hook up with a dude, because the euros are down with that.

[Steel Shank 9414]

Cold taco meat with pico de gallo.

[smuggs 9342]

You are gripping the edge of that Tostito ever so delicately. It's almost as if the chip is suspended in space, transiting across the torrid face of The Sun.

Stunning composition.

 

 

[Steel Shank 9414]

That's the look I was trying to capture.

[Lhorn 4885]

On 6/23/2019 at 11:56 AM, Brisketexan said:

 

That sausage bun works on the same principle as dating a woman with small hands. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

Is that spoetzel or potatoes?

[Brisketexan 104589]

Tater salad.

And, been Norwegian road trippin’.

Bacon wrapped hot dogs - they’re magical, and they’re everywhere.



And sliced dried sausage for the ferry ride.

[Steel Shank 9414]

Early Wurstfest.

[BigDHornfan 6539]

Brisket sure is eatin a lot of european wieners on this trip.   NTTIAWWT. 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

18 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Cold taco meat with pico de gallo.

Shank Tartare

[irishtexan 11445]

21 hours ago, smuggs said:

You are gripping the edge of that Tostito ever so delicately. It's almost as if the chip is suspended in space, transiting across the torrid face of The Sun.

Stunning composition.

 

 

 

19 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

That's the look I was trying to capture.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11809]

Some quick and dirty south Austin naoch snack.

[Steel Shank 9414]

I like the cut of your naoch jib, judgey-wudgey.

[Fudge Nuggets 19149]

imgur

Sometimes you have to go back to the classics.  Expiration date of Feb 2015 for bonus points.

[Fudge Nuggets 19149]

On 6/26/2019 at 9:22 PM, Steel Shank said:

Cold taco meat with pico de gallo.

I am inspired.  I have some leftover taco meat in the fridge that needs to be finished up this weekend but no pico.  Alas, I do have a can of habanero Rotel tomatoes that should do the trick.

Edited June 28, 2019 by Fudge Nuggets

[Judge Roybeanbag 11809]

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 

 

Sometimes you have to go back to the classics.  Expiration date of Feb 2015 for bonus points.

I never paid much attention to the expiration dates on canned goods until a few weeks ago, I was making some cobbler and grabbed a can of peaches from the pantry to add to the fresh ones I had.  When I opened it it looked a little off, sort of pale and grayish.  Took a small taste and damn, it was nasty.  Checked the can and they expired in 2014.  Glad I found out before I dumped it in the bowl.   

[Fudge Nuggets 19149]

I can see canned fruit being an issue, but Chef Boyardee products are immune to the sensitivities of time and other man-made constructs.

[NorthLoop 14088]

yeah I aint' worrying about no old Spaghettios 

[huge 3788]

yeah, if they went bad how could you even tell?

[NorthLoop 14088]

23 minutes ago, huge said:

yeah, if they went bad how could you even tell?

well your asshole would tell you for sure

[Judge Roybeanbag 11809]

Who was the guy who found a 17 year old can of Wolf brand chili in a backpack in his closet?   Can’t remember if he ate it.

[Dutch 4465]

Wife is out of town this weekend, so I’m introducing the kiddo to a few of my childhood faves. Up first: the Chef Boyardee pizza kit in a box. Slams just as hard as I remembered, and ‘twas just as good (if not better) straight outta the fridge for breakfast.

[NateHitch 1282]

Needs loosyanna hot sauce

[Brisketexan 104589]

Didn’t get a pic, but while roaming Oslo today, the boy took it upon himself to go into a Norwegian 7-11 and get a freaking Norwegian burrito.

A couple of hours later, he ran into a Norwegian Burger King to release that burrito.

[RPM 26222]

Some things are the same everywhere you go.

[Brisketexan 104589]

Some things are the same everywhere you go.

16 yr old boys still make dumbass decisions?

[RPM 26222]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

16 yr old boys still make dumbass decisions?

That and 7-11 burrito sharts.

[Steel Shank 9414]

I made your mom and I some naoches.

[Kennythetiger 9334]

*your mom and me

[bigcigar 1161]

May not be quite shank quality, but it got the job done. Costco tacos - cheese and bacon egg bites, goolsby sausage patties, sour cream (a bit too much), herdez, and shitty tortillas from a ziploc found in the cabinet.

[futureman 22415]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

*your mom and me

would it not be your mom and myself?

[Paco 1932]

*your mom and whom

[Steel Shank 9414]

32 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

May not be quite shank quality.....

I beg to differ.

[Steel Shank 9414]

*your mom and Coach Johnson

[futureman 22415]

1 hour ago, Paco said:

*your mom and whom

no, that’s not it

[ohchaucer 1443]

*for whom the bowl tolls.

[BigDHornfan 6539]

12 hours ago, bigcigar said:

May not be quite shank quality, but it got the job done. Costco tacos - cheese and bacon egg bites, goolsby sausage patties, sour cream (a bit too much), herdez, and shitty tortillas from a ziploc found in the cabinet.

That Herdez is fucking awesomesauce.