Hey Steel Shank!

[futureman 22415]

33 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Slow down, don’t rush the job. 

that’s what she said

[Brisketexan 104604]

that’s what she said

You bacon wrap your dick?
NTTAWWT

[BHMCruiser 1813]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You bacon wrap your dick?
NTTAWWT

It's the only way to get your fat wife to suck it

[Brisketexan 104604]

It's the only way to get your fat wife to suck it

Oh yeah??? Well....[pause while Brisket goes out and buys bacon]....your momma’s ugly!

[Capt 235]

That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing

[Al Czervik 1228]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

that’s what she said

We should leave the mothers out of this. 

[4th&Five 41460]

Earl Cambell?

[deft 6800]

Yeah dummy, he won the heisman just like Ricky Willums

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

nm

Edited September 16, 2019 by Fudge Nuggets

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

20 hours ago, Capt said:

That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing

Thujone, pick up with white courtesy phone. Thujone.

[Steel Shank 9414]

On 9/15/2019 at 5:22 PM, Capt said:

That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing

Y'all know where I stand on wiener sandwiches.

[Kennythetiger 9334]

Not really, but we all know where your mom stands on the matter.  Errr, sits. 

[Capt 235]

Thanks for picking up on the culinary design Cumsteen

 

 

[Whatever 700]

Late supper while watching "The History of Country Music" . Copious amounts of black pepper and Louisiana are inside this burger.

[Whatever 700]

Earl Cambell?

"Is that you Earl?"

[deft 6800]

Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.

 

 

Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.

 

[smuggs 9342]

14 hours ago, deft said:

Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.

 

 

Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.

 

[deft 6800]

Valid response. But it was delicious. And I’m down 9 pounds in two weeks.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

On 8/15/2019 at 10:06 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

Point of order, I need a ruling. I am of the fervent opinion that chili dogs basically need to be Wolf brand chili. Hormel or whatever will suffice but wolf brand is the standard. I had a friend recently make chili dogs and made a homemade ground meat chili that lacked the essential gravy that comes from canned gravy. What say the Surl?

agreed

[Jameslaw121 4445]

On 9/15/2019 at 10:34 AM, Brisketexan said:

You bacon wrap your dick?
NTTAWWT

So that's Vic's secret to picking up chicks

 

[Hook1997 5287]

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty.


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[Hanrahan 1306]

That looks awful high falutin.

[Hook1997 5287]

20 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

That looks awful high falutin.

What part? Lol.   Did the cilantro throw that overboard for you?   

[Whatever 700]

That looks awful high falutin.

Points for creativity though. I personally have never heard of smoked tots.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

[Paco 1932]

The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.

I know right? I think it makes it special. Also - it’s on a pita!

[NorthLoop 14090]

3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty.


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Those look like those Magic Eye posters

[millhouse 2587]

"95% fat free hot dog chili sauce" i won't judge on this thread, but what the fuck is that about.

[PhillyD 1257]

5 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So that's Vic's secret to picking up chicks

 

I don't think the chicks he picks up require a secret.

[NorthLoop 14090]

2 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

I don't think the chicks he picks up require a secret.

nor can they shop at Victoria's 

[Hook1997 5287]

46 minutes ago, millhouse said:

"95% fat free hot dog chili sauce" i won't judge on this thread, but what the fuck is that about.

It’s the only chili type substance I found left in the pantry....   This was a clean out the fridge and pantry meal.   Btw if you have never had a smoked tater-tot you are missing out.

Edited September 21, 2019 by Hook1997

[Dutch 4465]

9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s the only chili type substance I found left in the pantry....   This was a clean out the fridge and pantry meal.   

Improvisation with ingredients on-hand at the moment...that’s what this thread is all about (even though every man should have at least one can of Wolf Brand-No Beans in the pantry at all times.)

 

 

Edited September 21, 2019 by Dutch

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty.


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This is fucking glorious. Theres a place not too far from me that does totchos, but not at this level

[RPM 26223]

4 hours ago, millhouse said:

"95% fat free hot dog chili sauce" i won't judge on this thread, but what the fuck is that about.

It's scientifically formulated to replace the 5% fat the hot dog is missing.

[UTPhil2006 3791]

10 hours ago, !!!HOTDOGS!!! said:

This is fucking glorious. Theres a place not too far from me that does totchos, but not at this level

Pluckers?

[BigDHornfan 6541]

Might just be the best damn eggs I’ve ever cooked.
Love it when we have fajitas for dinner.

[Humpy 112]

Needs another slice of toast and more bacon.

[BigDHornfan 6541]

Grilled Ham, turkey breast, and bacon.
Slammed and went hard as fuck.

[futureman 22415]

that’s how you fry bread. 

[futureman 22415]

On 9/20/2019 at 9:59 PM, Gardner Barnes said:

I know right? I think it makes it special. Also - it’s on a pita!


 

missed this episode.  is that an enema reference?

[Brisketexan 104604]

Do you like tacos?  Do you like nachos?  Do you like frozen convenience foods?  Do you like all of those things when they come from a convenience store/gas station?

Then have I got a concoction for you -- 7-11 mini tacos covered with hot dog cheese sauce and pico.

 

[Brisketexan 104604]

Oh, and when the Nobel committee calls, tell 'em I'm busy and to call back later.  Don't want to come across like I want it or anything.

[Dutch 4465]

43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Do you like tacos?  Do you like nachos?  Do you like frozen convenience foods?  Do you like all of those things when they come from a convenience store/gas station?

 

  x 4

Edited September 24, 2019 by Dutch

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

This thread looks way too fancy. 

 

 

 

Edited September 24, 2019 by ChickenSandwich

[Fudbelty 2785]

This thread looks way too fancy. 

 
 

 

Username checks out

[Kennythetiger 9334]

For the first time in my life I can type the words, "Brisket, that shit looks horrible."

[Fudbelty 2785]

For the first time in my life I can type the words, "Brisket, that shit looks horrible."

Same here but finish it with “. . . And I would eat the ever loving shit out of that!”

[Steel Shank 9414]

Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.
 

 
Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.
 

Nope.

[Steel Shank 9414]

Two meatball sandwiches and some ice cream.