Hey Steel Shank!

[Hate 20103]

4 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Those tacos are my exact breakfast nearly every morning. Same plate too. 

I forgot to ask about your salsa.  I use the Mark's Roasted from HEB.  It's pretty goddamn good.

[Steel Shank 9415]

Ham, cheese and Mark’s “Hot” salsa con Tostitos.

Edited February 5, 2020 by Steel Shank

[Jameslaw121 4445]

We had turkey tacos a few days ago. I then added the turkey to the Velveeta Rotel dip we maps for the super bowl. Tonight I put it on top of a baked potato.

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[Steel Shank 9415]

Yeah fuckin a. Party time.

[wd40 1976]

leftover porkbelly burnt ends (recipe from some Thermoworks spam).  and yeah, that's fuckin cilantro.  only regret is I apparently ran out of onion.

[NateHitch 1282]

That looks legit, minus the cilantro. Nothing worse than realizing you don't have that onion you thought you had

[Brisketexan 104626]

31 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

That looks legit, minus the cilantro. Nothing worse than realizing you don't have that onion you thought you had

One of the things I live in fear of is running out of onion.

I overbuy all the time to ensure that my kitchen never runs out of onion, garlic, lemons, and limes.  If you've got those, you can work with just about any ingredients and make magic happen.

[Brisketexan 104626]

2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

We had turkey tacos a few days ago. I then added the turkey to the Velveeta Rotel dip we maps for the super bowl. Tonight I put it on top of a baked potato.

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Man.....that' s how you tater.

[Paco 1932]

Is there a national onion shortage??

[Steel Shank 9415]

2 hours ago, Paco said:

Is there a national onion shortage??

Not that I know of. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

[NorthLoop 14093]

On 2/4/2020 at 10:58 PM, Hate said:

I forgot to ask about your salsa.  I use the Mark's Roasted from HEB.  It's pretty goddamn good.

I make my own. My daughter is the pickiest eater alive and probably the healthiest food she'll eat is salsa (and she inhales it). And she loves my salsa more than any other store bought, so a couple years ago her and my wife got me a giant food processor. I make like 3-6 jars at a time and just keep them in the freezer. We'll run through 2 jars in a week easy. 

[Hank_Hill 18493]

Recipe?

[Brisketexan 104626]

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Recipe?

Well, see, you have sex with a woman at a certain time of the month, and that makes a kid -- odds are 50/50 it'll be a daughter.

Oh.  A recipe for the SALSA.  Can't help you there.

[Hank_Hill 18493]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, see, you have sex with a woman at a certain time of the month, and that makes a kid -- odds are 50/50 it'll be a daughter.

Oh.  A recipe for the SALSA.  Can't help you there.

Yea very out on the kid part, this sex thing sounds intriguing though 

[NorthLoop 14093]

You're more likely to have sex with my wife than get the salsa recipe 

[Brisketexan 104626]

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

You're more likely to have sex with my wife than ....everything else.

 

[Hate 20103]

You're more likely to have sex with my wife than get the salsa recipe 

Wait, you’re South Austin’s dad?

[Hank_Hill 18493]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

You're more likely to have sex with my wife than get the salsa recipe 

Nice so like 80%

[BurntOrange&White 39661]

You're more likely to have sex with my wife than get the salsa recipe 

I’ll give it a go.

[deft 6800]

I’m here for the gangbang.gif

[Brisketexan 104626]

28 minutes ago, deft said:

I’m here for the gangbang.gif

Here ya go:

[NorthLoop 14093]

I mean I probably would American Pie that potato

[Hank_Hill 18493]

After a couple EWs? 100

[McFly 606]

23 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

You're more likely to have sex with my wife than get the salsa recipe 

What's so special about the salsa recipe?  Or terrible about your wife?

[wd40 1976]

[NateHitch 1282]

Younger son woke up grumpy and was bitching because "we have no food in the house". A quick inventory scan revealed eggs, bacon, bagels, pepper jack, avocados and herdez guacamole salsa. Let him help cook and construct a breffast sandwichq

[Dutch 4465]

Preparing the next generation....the duty of every father. Well done. 

[NateHitch 1282]

We made them and he ate at the table I went to the front room to work on some upcoming wife birthday stuff and I heard him get up and looked over, he went and got some Louisiana hot sauce, apparently I didn't make them spicy enough. I did get a kick out of that

[Brisketexan 104626]

No pics, but started the day with venison sausage and scrambled eggs. Cuppa coffee and some conversation with the wife. Now, making pots of chili, hanging out with my friends Waylon, Willie, Merle, Keith, Don, Kenny, and George.

Makes you ponder - those federales were fulla shit, they couldn’t have had em any day. And I love it every time when Tommy lets the Gatlin boys have it - fuckers had it coming. And dammit...he stopped loving her today. Took dying to do it. Preach it, Possum. Keith, well, we know that he says it best when he says nothing at all.

This is the good stuff.

Next cuppa coffee may need a splash of bourbon in it.

[Steel Shank 9415]

Egg, American, sloppy joe x2

[tigol 2383]

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

No pics, but started the day with venison sausage and scrambled eggs. Cuppa coffee and some conversation with the wife. Now, making pots of chili, hanging out with my friends Waylon, Willie, Merle, Keith, Don, Kenny, and George.

Makes you ponder - those federales were fulla shit, they couldn’t have had em any day. And I love it every time when Tommy lets the Gatlin boys have it - fuckers had it coming. And dammit...he stopped loving her today. Took dying to do it. Preach it, Possum. Keith, well, we know that he says it best when he says nothing at all.

This is the good stuff.

Next cuppa coffee may need a splash of bourbon in it.

 

14 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Egg, American, sloppy joe x2

 

 

[Brisketexan 104626]

Venison sausage, Merican cheese, egg, splash of Crystal on leftover toasted sourdough.

[Blotto 23434]

You toast sourdough like Duck'O Death cooks bacon

[Brisketexan 104626]

You toast sourdough like Duck'O Death cooks bacon

Did it in the toaster. The center got plenty toasty, the crusts just a little bit.

Was still damned good.

[Steel Shank 9415]

It looks OK.

 

I guess.

[Braff Zacklin 13420]

Buncha high-minded food critics up in this piece.

[futureman 22415]

needs another fried egg, another slice of cheese, three crispy bacon strips, a hash brown, lots of mayo, and another piece of sourdough.  the perfect sandwich. 

[Tailgate 3018]

French Onion Dip Salad.

Just pour the Ruffles in the dip. Stir. And magic.

Was near the end and no paper plate was needed.

[Brothahorn 10085]

Nothing better than a pack of Banquet Salisbury steak, rice and a stiff drink. I skipped lunch for this.

[wd40 1976]

[huge 3788]

 

[Brisketexan 104626]

I like how it's "America's #1 Salisbury Steak Brand" -- is the frozen salisbury steak space that competitive? 

Are there tense board meetings, full of sale charts and sweat-covered brows, where Banquet execs are yelling "DAMMIT....we're getting close to year-end and we're BARELY beating On-Cor!  WE'RE BANQUET, GODDAMIT!!!  WE HAVE TO BE #1!!!"?

[LW Goatman 1117]

Nothing fancy here but worth a share. Leftover pulled pork noach with velveta and some old salsa from the back of the fridge. 

 

[Bateshorn 9904]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I like how it's "America's #1 Salisbury Steak Brand" -- is the frozen salisbury steak space that competitive? 

Are there tense board meetings, full of sale charts and sweat-covered brows, where Banquet execs are yelling "DAMMIT....we're getting close to year-end and we're BARELY beating On-Cor!  WE'RE BANQUET, GODDAMIT!!!  WE HAVE TO BE #1!!!"?

"There's no FUCKING WAY we are losing to Hungry Man again!"

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

I'm guessing the year they lose to Hungry Man, the VP of Sales is going to look like this:

[Steel Shank 9415]

Salisbury steak. Serious business.

[smuggs 9342]

I mean it was invented by Dr. James Salisbury, right here in the United States of America. The man who believed that a diet rife with beef and devoid of fruits and vegetables was the path to a long healthy life. Are we going to split hairs here?

 

[Steel Shank 9415]

Nope

[Steel Shank 9415]

[elfenix 34171]

i don't know that i'd eat a pink banquet salisbury steak

and nighthawk > *