Hey Steel Shank!

[cam4mav 770]

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

@cam4mav , notice anything different between your post and the two immediately above it?

I don't remember the shtick of this thread honestly. Made sandwich posted sandwich.

no plates?

 

[Steel Shank 9414]

The two posts above yours used leftovers for their creations. This is an essential aspect of this thread. Or you get the food from an Alsup's (or equivalent). Paper plates lend authenticity.

Still a very handsome sandwich. Consider it SS Approved.

Edited May 4, 2020 by Steel Shank

[Jameslaw121 4445]

31 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

The two posts above yours used leftovers for their creations. This is an essential aspect of this thread. Or you get the food from an Alsup's (or equivalent). Paper plates lend authenticity.

Still a very handsome sandwich. Consider it SS Approved.

Wait. when did we get rules for this thread?? I though it was diabeetus 

 

But @cam4mav that shits too good looking for here. Needs Crystals. or chulola

Edited May 4, 2020 by Jameslaw121

[cam4mav 770]

Hmmm interesting. Leftovers was not on my bingo card haha.

 

JLaw - I'm so bored during quarantine I might just make two versions of a meal at this point one for SICL and one for HSS 🤣

Edited May 4, 2020 by cam4mav

[elfenix 34171]

that's more of a shit i've cooked lately sandwich.  though plating is part (a lot) of it.  paper plate and sauced with a devil may care attitude?  here.  actual plate your wife approves of and sauced with a delicate touch?  shit i've cooked lately. 

[Steel Shank 9414]

26 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Wait. when did we get rules for this thread?? I though it was diabeetus 

 

But @cam4mav that shits too good looking for here. Needs Crystals. or chulola

Suggestions, gentle reader.

Elfenix gets it.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

19 minutes ago, elfenix said:

that's more of a shit i've cooked lately sandwich.  though plating is part (a lot) of it.  paper plate and sauced with a devil may care attitude?  here.  actual plate your wife approves of and sauced with a delicate touch?  shit i've cooked lately. 

So. saucing my wife would like SICL. Saucing South Austins Mom - HSS??

[Steel Shank 9414]

^^^^ You been hitting the sauce?

[CycleTex87 2953]

4 hours ago, cam4mav said:

More practice at the one pan egg sandwich, thanks Kenji.

Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk
 

How’s that De Buyers omelette pan?  Eyeballing this as my next non stick egg pan purchase.  Every Teflon brand we’ve had before had the suckage, even the expensive one. 

[Steel Shank 9414]

@Jameslaw121 , thoughts on the post above?

[irishtexan 11445]

I think, generally, using a “recipe” or a cooking “technique” developed by a james beard award winning chef and food scientist, falls outside the bounds of the Shank thread.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

8 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

@Jameslaw121 , thoughts on the post above?

fuck, you've seen my pans. They mostly come from walmart or Big Lots. Think I can spot something fancy, like the shit that comes from Macy's or something?

[cam4mav 770]

How’s that De Buyers omelette pan?  Eyeballing this as my next non stick egg pan purchase.  Every Teflon brand we’ve had before had the suckage, even the expensive one. 

Not even De Buyers, that's a lodge 10" had it about 3 weeks now and love it*. Handles fried eggs and scrambled or omelets easily.

 

*Side note, got the lodge but it is thinner than other nice more expensive makes. It has already warped a bit. Even worse warping on the 12" I also got at the same time.

 

Other side note, quarantine boredom led me to try sanding the 10" to try and get the smooth surface you get on the nicer ones like De Buyers. Spent about and hour and like $15 on sand paper. End result actually was very very nice and I'm very happy with it. Very non stick and got there quickly.

 

That said, spend the extra money on the De Buyers etc cause it is less likely to warp (thicker) and comes smooth AF out of the box. Just have to wash the wax off and season first but that's easy. Live and learn.

 

If it didn't warp I'd say go lodge and make it yours and after sanding cause it's unique at that point. It is thinner though and warping was a common complaint in Amazon review comments.

 

Edit: I do appreciate the irony of this question on this thread of all the threads

 

 

 

[Steel Shank 9414]

Y'all are wearing me the fuck out!!

[NateHitch 1282]

Only cookware I've spent money on is cast iron skillets and dutch ovens. Anything else I'll buy the cheap shit and replace it in few years. The good stuff will get passed down

[CycleTex87 2953]

More in the spirit of the thread, you can get the Lodge pans at Buc-ees. 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Fried Bologna, cheese, red onion, pickle, jalapeño, homemade ranch with sour cream and onion chip

served on paper

 

[Steel Shank 9414]

Pair of BLT biscuit sandwiches.

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Omelette pans? We talking about omelette pans?

[wd40 1976]

what I learned today is that I need to get napolitos, fried onion strings, and some Heinz 57 back in my life.

[futureman 22415]

all this heinz 57 talk has to be some kind of bad bit.

[irishtexan 11445]

Leftover pulled pork, refried beans from the bag, bacon, avocado, japs, cheddar, salsa, in a taco.

[Steel Shank 9414]

Mmmhmmmm.

 

Edited May 5, 2020 by Steel Shank

[Steel Shank 9414]

[Steel Shank 9414]

That's actually the end of my thumb. Little accident the other day at the Optometrist. Caught it in a lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.

[Underdog 28451]

I know what you did there, nice throwback. 

[futureman 22415]

a paper plate of laughs crafted from leftover jokes

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Low on plastic plates

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hank_Hill 18488]

Should try cooking the potatoes. Next level shit

[McFly 606]

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Should try cooking the potatoes. Next level shit

Duck of death:

[deft 6798]

Corn tortillers fried up in some bacon grease and topped in taco meat and then some. Paper plate, though festive and carefree, proved not worthy in the support and handling of this shankenstein.

[futureman 22415]

that’s borderline erotic 

[threesheets 1652]

I see an overhead shot of a  pure white goat hugging another white goat while pooping. And I want to eat all of it,

Fuck man when are we done with this shit I'm losing it.

[smuggs 9342]

I see the Mexican flag. Draped over Detective Sonny Crockett's Metro-Dade Police Department badge.

[Brisketexan 104596]

50 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I see the Mexican flag. Draped over Detective Sonny Crockett's Metro-Dade Police Department badge.

There you go, snubbing Tubbs....again.  Tubbs never gets any credit, any mention.  But he kept Crockett out of the shit more times than I can count.  Fucking Tubbs, man -- hero of the 80s, and I've had enough of the snubs.  ENOUGH!

[smuggs 9342]

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There you go, snubbing Tubbs....again.  Tubbs never gets any credit, any mention.  But he kept Crockett out of the shit more times than I can count.  Fucking Tubbs, man -- hero of the 80s, and I've had enough of the snubs.  ENOUGH!

Tubbs knocked up the drug lord's dude-lookin' daughter and damn near got himself and Crockett both killed. Then eventually did wind up getting her killed.

Respect the game. The game cannot play you, playa. The dude was unfit to wear the polyester blazer...

 

 

[Brisketexan 104596]

7 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Tubbs knocked up the drug lord's dude-lookin' daughter and damn near got himself and Crockett both killed. Then eventually did wind up getting her killed.

Respect the game. The game cannot play you, playa. The dude was unfit to wear the polyester blazer...

 

 

Polyester?  POLYESTER?  Don't you go putting Crockett's slacker-ass fashion choices onto Tubbs.  Tubbs knew what fine tropical-weight wool threads should look like:

[smuggs 9342]

He was a poser from NYC. Everyone on the vice squad knows you listen to the man who applies the vertical stripes on top of the horizontal stripes. 

 

[Jack Straw 2953]

On 5/4/2020 at 6:29 PM, elfenix said:

that's more of a shit i've cooked lately sandwich.  though plating is part (a lot) of it.  paper plate and sauced with a devil may care attitude?  here.  actual plate your wife approves of and sauced with a delicate touch?  shit i've cooked lately. 

we need to bring back the Check Out This Fucking Sandwich thread

[Steel Shank 9414]

37 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

we need to bring back the Check Out This Fucking Sandwich thread

Agreed. This and that thread could have some natural synergies.

[Brisketexan 104596]

12 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Agreed. This and that thread could have some natural synergies.

As does Miami Vice and sammiches....

[RPM 26222]

They misspelled bistec twice, but I still want one.

[Brisketexan 104596]

26 minutes ago, RPM said:

They misspelled bistec twice, but I still want one.

I think it might be a Cuban thing.  I know the Filipino spelling is that way sometimes, too.

Either way, the menu board (and prices) made me tengo some hambre.

[RPM 26222]

I imagine the food is probably better at a place that doesn't spell well. Muy autentico.

[strangulation! 1703]

for $2.25 i'm rolling the dice on "sandwich"

[elfenix 34171]

i'm getting one of everything.

[Braff Zacklin 13415]

But $8.80 in 80s monies for natillas? I'm skipping dessert.

[smuggs 9342]

Took the kids crabbing Saturday. Final pic was a Mother's Day brunch feast:

 

[Brisketexan 104596]

Man, where were y'all?  You hammered 'em.

[smuggs 9342]

Hackberry LA. Got some marsh down there. I spent the better part of two hours playing crab lacrosse with a dip net between two kids, 3 nets and 4 or 5 strings.