Hey Steel Shank!

[huge 3788]

But of course, have to add some Crystal, because more hot sauce.

Let us know about the gas release. And I forgot if that means your family can’t social distance. Seems like a dangerous game.

I know it is on this bayou

[irishtexan 11445]

Tried to eat enchiladas at Dart Bowl today. Line was bananas

 

Got two games in as well as two Fire Eagles and a shot of Tequila. Bowled shitty. Who cares. Tipped Janet the bartender a cool $250 on the way out because she’s a badass. Also bought a souvenir.

 

 

 

Went to Crown & Anchor and got a bacon jalapeño cheeseburger for late lunch, which I ate in my car. Bacon was a little DuckOfDeath’d but it ate fine.

 

Now I’m at home drinking another fire eagle with my sausage fingers.

 

Wish I wasn’t “celebrating” the end of Dart Bowl. But it was a good Thursday anyway.

 

Edit: didn’t know where else to put this post. For some reason this felt like the right place.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11802]

Ya look Irish.  Good on ya for going and the souvenir.

[PantsTent 2002]

I mean...that's better than what I did today.

[ss13 1832]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Bowled shitty. Who cares. 

Spill it, how bad? 

 

Good on ya’ for the healthy tip though. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11802]

8 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

I mean...that's better than what I did today.

Yeah no shit.  I’ve not paid any respects to many a dying institution lately.  

[Jameslaw121 4445]

@PantsTent class act on the tip.

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[irishtexan 11445]

Spill it, how bad? 
 
Good on ya’ for the healthy tip though. 

I think a 125 and a 168. Haven’t bowled in four months and threw two balls in the gutter. Both off spares. Ugh

[irishtexan 11445]

Spill it, how bad? 
 
Good on ya’ for the healthy tip though. 

I think a 125 and a 168. Haven’t bowled in four months and threw two balls in the gutter. Both off spares. Ugh

[Paco 1926]

Apparently I've never not bowled shitty.

 

Edit: I need to get a damn souvenir even if I can't get enchiladas.

[Steel Shank 9409]

4 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Edit: didn’t know where else to put this post. For some reason this felt like the right place.

You were correct. This post will always have a home here. Kindred spirits.

Nice job, Irish. Erin go bragh!

[ztejas 43262]

Just a little patty melt action 

[Brisketexan 104537]

Made cheese enchiladas last night.

Which made for breakfast this morning.

[Brisketexan 104537]

Also, at HEB yesterday, I found this amazing product.

And yes, I purchased this item, to make a nice snack break with a cold beer later this week.

[ss13 1832]

Walmart is my closest grocery store, they haven’t had a single can of any variety of Spam except Original or low-sodium since ‘Rona started. No jalapeño, garlic, Tabasco, black pepper, nada. 

[Hook1997 5270]

12 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Walmart is my closest grocery store, they haven’t had a single can of any variety of Spam except Original or low-sodium since ‘Rona started. No jalapeño, garlic, Tabasco, black pepper, nada. 

I was craving some fried spam and the store was out so I saw the Armour Treet brand and figured must be pretty much the same.  Well no no it’s not, that shit is terrible!

[ss13 1832]

Ha, Armour Treet has definitely been in stock, thanks for the warning. 

[Dutch 4465]

A “clearing out the fridge before vacation” lunch sammich: the last slices of Cajun turkey, last two slices of cheese, last few Kirkland Real Bacon Pieces*, the last bit of onion, on the last brioche bun. With the remainder of a Cheez Balls can.

 

 

*These are a life-changing food item. All surly bastards need at least two bags in the house at all times: an open one in the fridge and a reserve in the pantry.

 

[Focht Up 631]

15 hours ago, Dutch said:

A “clearing out the fridge before vacation” lunch sammich: the last slices of Cajun turkey, last two slices of cheese, last few Kirkland Real Bacon Pieces*, the last bit of onion, on the last brioche bun. With the remainder of a Cheez Balls can.

 

 

*These are a life-changing food item. All surly bastards need at least two bags in the house at all times: an open one in the fridge and a reserve in the pantry.

 

Well done, sir.

[Underdog 28443]

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

Just a little patty melt action 

Love a good patty melt,  even a bad one a time or two. 

[Brisketexan 104537]

Had to share this gem from the high school-age boy.

The other day, as a treat during the super hot weather, I bought a pack of otter pops.  The boy fucking LOVES otter pops.  He comes upstairs, and cracks one open as an appetizer before making his lunch of two packs of ramen, and says "today, I'm gonna eat so many colored popsicles that I'm gonna have star-spangled shits."

Brought a tear to my damned eyes.

[ztejas 43262]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Had to share this gem from the high school-age boy.

The other day, as a treat during the super hot weather, I bought a pack of otter pops.  The boy fucking LOVES otter pops.  He comes upstairs, and cracks one open as an appetizer before making his lunch of two packs of ramen, and says "today, I'm gonna eat so many colored popsicles that I'm gonna have star-spangled shits."

Brought a tear to my damned eyes.

Wrong thread.

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Love a good patty melt,  even a bad one a time or two. 

The picture doesn't do it justice. It was almost perfect. Grilled onions and japs in a little soy sauce and BBQ sauce. Lightly toasted bread. Double meat double cheese grilled on a flat iron grill. Ketchup to top.

[Brisketexan 104537]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Wrong thread.

Is there an "AMERICA!  FUCK YEAH!" thread?  Cuz that's the only other proper home for it.

[ztejas 43262]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Is there an "AMERICA!  FUCK YEAH!" thread?  Cuz that's the only other proper home for it.

Oh I figured you were going for shit my kid says. Seemed like a money post for that one.

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

I’m happy to see you commemorating the memories of Evel Knievel and Super Dave Osborne with your ensemble. 

[irishtexan 11445]

I’m happy to see you commemorating the memories of Evel Knievel and Super Dave Osborne with your ensemble. 

That’s my dart bowl shirt. Janet the bartender gave it to me. She found it in a storage box in the back of the bowling alley. It rules.

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

7 hours ago, irishtexan said:

That’s my dart bowl shirt. Janet the bartender gave it to me. She found it in a storage box in the back of the bowling alley. It rules.

It indeed does rule.  The sweat / pee stains on the back really take it to 11.

[Brisketexan 104537]

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Had to share this gem from the high school-age boy.

The other day, as a treat during the super hot weather, I bought a pack of otter pops.  The boy fucking LOVES otter pops.  He comes upstairs, and cracks one open as an appetizer before making his lunch of two packs of ramen, and says "today, I'm gonna eat so many colored popsicles that I'm gonna have star-spangled shits."

Brought a tear to my damned eyes.

And as a follow-up, the boy's order at Storm's in Burnet last night (we went out there to check out the comet): 

Storm's special (quadruple patty burger)

Large fries

Extra side of okra

Fried pie

Root beer

17 yrs old, but he already knows how to live.

[Deej 76524]

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Storm's special (quadruple patty burger)

17 yrs old, but he already knows how to live.

just not to a ripe old age. 

Edited July 20, 2020 by Deej

[Brisketexan 104537]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

just not to a ripe old age. 

Fucker is skinnier than I ever was.  He's pure muscle and bone.  I hate him.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

Frozen burritos and some pits chips

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[Deej 76524]

Frozen burritos for a minute in the microwave, then finished off in an air fryer...

[futureman 22414]

air fryer or deep fryer. 

[Deej 76524]

Air fryer. 

[NateHitch 1282]

air fryer or deep fryer. 

He was pretty specific, didn't leave much to interpretation.

[futureman 22414]

I prefer the extra coating of fat

[Steel Shank 9409]

And as a follow-up, the boy's order at Storm's in Burnet last night (we went out there to check out the comet): 
Storm's special (quadruple patty burger)
Large fries
Extra side of okra
Fried pie
Root beer
17 yrs old, but he already knows how to live.

High cotton.

[Steel Shank 9409]

Frozen burritos and some pits chips

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I like this. Complex. Realism. Satisfying.

[NateHitch 1282]

I prefer the extra coating of fat

Ok well ask him again, maybe his next answer will suit you better

[futureman 22414]

Just now, NateHitch said:

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

I prefer the extra coating of fat

Ok well ask him again, maybe his next answer will suit you better

yeah it wasn’t a question, numbnuts. 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

On 7/19/2020 at 7:18 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m happy to see you commemorating the memories of Evel Knievel and Super Dave Osborne with your ensemble. 

The Valerian is a dart bowl fan, who knew

[CooterBrown 17901]

Lunch on the couch. Hot Pockets and Doritos. I haven’t had to cook food in a “crisping sleeve” in 30 years.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

[cam4mav 770]

What's in the sandwich drawer today, sandwich

Leftover chipotle turkey red pepper stuff, melted

No plate.
Beer not pictured (top cutter)




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[Etexhorn13 3034]

Leftover pulled pork nachos... foil went straight onto a plate that’s not pictures because it was eaten too fast.  I should add this was before the cheesy goodness went into the oven 

Edited July 24, 2020 by Etexhorn13

[cam4mav 770]

2 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

I should add this was before the cheesy goodness went into the oven 

that's like posting a picture of a girl fully clothed and talking about how naked she was right after. rude.

[deft 6791]

Don’t sleep on Heb gas station burritos

 

I hope our lord and savior sir shank forgives me for driving a chick car

[futureman 22414]

that burrito looks sub-par

[RPM 26208]

Looks dry as fuck

[Steel Shank 9409]

Don’t sleep on Heb gas station burritos

 
I hope our lord and savior sir shank forgives me for driving a chick car

Seriously. Been road tripping last few days and the VWs have been wearing me the fuck OUT!!!

Nice looking burrito, btw.