Hey Steel Shank!

[Hanrahan 1306]

Breakfast snack?

Procured at Stingaree

I wonder if the catch-all “other spices” is specific enough for FDA approval.

[elfenix 34754]

Wrong thread

[deft 7061]

This could be steel shank. This could be high falutin. You best get to talking.

[Celery Man 21099]

It’s melted cheese and japs on top of burger patties with mashed up avocado and salsa.

 

Borderline I suppose - shoulda used a paper plate.

 

Edit - sigh, I want to say it’s cheez whiz but actually it’s longhorn style cheddar with some water and sodium citrate. I’ll see my way out.

[BurntOrange&White 41942]

Pro tip: use a paper plate and bud light next time

[irishtexan 11712]

12 hours ago, Celery Man said:

It’s melted cheese and japs on top of burger patties with mashed up avocado and salsa.

 

Borderline I suppose - shoulda used a paper plate.

 

Edit - sigh, I want to say it’s cheez whiz but actually it’s longhorn style cheddar with some water and sodium citrate. I’ll see my way out.

[Dewey 3333]

I wouldnt start talking shit, I'm sure some of us have eaten healthy before.

[Steel Shank 9556]

Paper plate and you're set. I say this because I, too, have two hamburger patties in my fridge that I've been thinking about what I'll do with them. There used to be three, but I snacked on one last night while perusing Surly.

[Steel Shank 9556]

[Humpy 112]

5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Those look like shit, cause I can't see shit.

 

 

[Steel Shank 9556]

25 minutes ago, B1G said:

Those look like shit, cause I can't see shit.

 

 

I can, you cold-blooded no seeing ass slap-dick.

 

(Did we figure out a resolution to imgur pics not working? Is there a better alternative? Asking for a friend.)

[Humpy 112]

PM Derka?

[PatrickMcHorn 376]

I see it in all its glory. Well done.

[Landomatic 3813]

21 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I can, you cold-blooded no seeing ass slap-dick.

 

(Did we figure out a resolution to imgur pics not working? Is there a better alternative? Asking for a friend.)

Apparently not cuz I can’t see shit either.

[Steel Shank 9556]

17 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Apparently not cuz I can’t see shit either.

Surly Mental Elite -1

Pair of slap-dicks - 0

[SurlyBDR 23175]

My coworker killed breakfast this morning... leftover pork 'n beans, pork cracklins and egg

[Underdog 29201]

^stonedoutjohnnycasheatingcake.jpeg

[Orange&White 5573]

5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

leftover pork 'n beans

???...How does this work?

[SurlyBDR 23175]

20 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

???...How does this work?

It worked out on the taco very well

[LW Goatman 1129]

tortilla looks spot on

[Dewey 3333]

Tomstone pizza to carry the day, touch of red pepper.

[Zepol87 9342]

tortilla looks spot on

Yep love a tortilla cooked like that

[Steel Shank 9556]

Day old queso con day old wiener (from chili dogs), to wit:

 

 

 

[Kennythetiger 9642]

I can't see anything Steel Shank posts.  I feel slighted in a way.

[Dutch 4577]

[Dewey 3333]

That's beautiful, Dutch

[Dutch 4577]

On 7/9/2018 at 8:13 PM, Steel Shank said:

(Did we figure out a resolution to imgur pics not working? Is there a better alternative? Asking for a friend.)

You try using Tapa? Cuz not seeing The Shank’s food pron is causing me to haz sad. 

[Steel Shank 9556]

Day old grilled wiener in a delicate, savory queso dipping sauce.

[Steel Shank 9556]

[Landomatic 3813]

10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Day old grilled wiener in a delicate, savory queso dipping sauce.

Man that is one tiny wiener.  Or you just have really big hands.  (feels like the wrong thread and the wrong two guys to be having this conversation)

[Fudge Nuggets 19465]

15 hours ago, Dutch said:

'Murica... Fuck yeah!!!!!!

[Fudge Nuggets 19465]

11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Day old grilled wiener in a delicate, savory queso dipping sauce.

Not even bothering to take the queso out of the fridge is a serious pro move.

[Underdog 29201]

That fried bologna sandwich is just fucking glorious. 

[Bat Guano 363]

20 hours ago, Dutch said:

This is a work of art. The bologna perfectly sliced to lay flat and glistening with hot grease; the mustard expertly applied with an almost negligent disdain; and the jalapeno cheddar cheetos - there are no words. Truly a masterpiece. The bar is set, and it will be harder to clear than ever before.

Edited July 13, 2018 by Bat Guano

[Fudge Nuggets 19465]

1 hour ago, Bat Guano said:

This is a work of art. The bologna perfectly sliced to lay flat and glistening with hot grease; the mustard expertly applied with an almost negligent disdain; and the jalapeno cheddar cheetos - there are no words. Truly a masterpiece. The bar is set, and it will be harder to clear than ever before.

Not fucking around with any lettuce or tomatoes is also high level stuff.  I aspire to create such a beautiful creation at least once in my lifetime.  Dutch earns a lifetime achievement award for this submission alone.

[Orange&White 5573]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dutch earns a lifetime achievement award for this submission alone.

"Well let not start sucking each others dicks quite yet"

 

[jw4381 3249]

Negligent disdain- wordsmithing awesomeness. 

[Brisketexan 106952]

Every time I start to think that America’s best days are behind her, things like this remind me of our true potential.

[HornOnTheBayou 9066]

22 hours ago, Dutch said:

[Kennythetiger 9642]

I love how well-prepared the bologna is, and then the mustard is just slopped on there.

[elfenix 34754]

my grandfather gets the best gotdamn bologna ever from a 150 year old german meat market.  he's been going there since the 30s.  wish i had some to fry up right now.  oscar meyer ain't shit in comparison.  not enough german meat markets in this part of texas.

[EE2B 1569]

You keep Nutella in the fridge?

[RPM 26656]

We used to make a trek to Abilene every so often and buy stuff from the Gooch factory outlet. They made killer smoked sausage. We'd also get bologna chubs that had been cut into 2.5lb chunks. Throw those bad boys on the smoker and they were fuckin' glorious. You could also slice them extra thick for frying the ultimate bologna sammich. That was a great place to buy stuff. Was in there one day and an old Korean woman bought an Igloo Playmate full of eyeballs.

Edited July 14, 2018 by RPM

[Gil Bang 26247]

On 7/12/2018 at 4:04 PM, Dutch said:

pujols.gif

4 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Negligent disdain- wordsmithing awesomeness. 

prettier than a 20 dollar whore

[Steel Shank 9556]

2 hours ago, EE2B said:

You keep Nutella in the fridge?

Me? No. Wife? Yes.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

Thin sliced smoked pork loin sandwich with spicy brown mustard bbq sauce and pickles. Side of homegrown ‘maters with salt and pepper.

 

[Steel Shank 9556]

beverage, might I ask?

[Brisketexan 106952]

Had a leftover burger patty. Heated it, melted a slice of cheese on it, topped with some bbq sauce and pickles. Didn’t get a pic.

But i got a shot of my next item..which was a lot like Senor Shank’s snack the other night. Except I put it on a nice fluffy tortilla.



It was muy bueno.

[Radical Larry 28822]

On 7/13/2018 at 1:24 PM, Bat Guano said:

This is a work of art. The bologna perfectly sliced to lay flat and glistening with hot grease; the mustard expertly applied with an almost negligent disdain; and the jalapeno cheddar cheetos - there are no words. Truly a masterpiece. The bar is set, and it will be harder to clear than ever before.

Have you ever considered writing food reviews as a career? 

[Steel Shank 9556]

Good lookin' wiener, Brisket.