Hey Steel Shank!

[Steel Shank 9421]

6 hours ago, Tailgate said:

TCU?

Looks alright, I guess.

[Steel Shank 9421]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

If you don't lick it off the table, you've lost my respect.

[Brisketexan 105066]

Leftover frozen pizza, and a cold chicken leg.  

Looks like a PERFECT breakfast.

[Steel Shank 9421]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

If you don't lick it off the table, you've lost my respect.

But of course!

[NateHitch 1282]

Leftover beef short rib night

[Blotto 23488]

Is that a jalapeño I see peeking out there at 2 o'clock? I would eat the fuck out of that. 

[NateHitch 1282]

Jalapeño would have been greatness but didn't have any unfortunately, did bell pepper, onion, provolone and little horseradish

[Dutch 4465]

Breffiss on a Bun. As a snack. At nite.

Eggs, Opa’s jap & chee, diced japs, cheddar, hot sauce.

[Sam Lin 3551]

2 hours ago, NateHitch said:

Leftover beef short rib night

This fits in the sandwich thread and in the shit you cooked thread. This looks glorious.

[Kennythetiger 9376]

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Leftover frozen pizza, and a cold chicken leg.  

Looks like a PERFECT breakfast.

9.9

Splash of hot sauce on both would have sealed the deal for me.

[LW Goatman 1119]

Opas jap and cheese over an open fire placed in a tortilla with some processed cheese and mustard after gutting a deer is the high life. 

[NateHitch 1282]

Pre dinner snacks

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

2 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

Pre dinner snacks

If those peppers were slightly smaller, you could fit five of them in a highlife configuration.

[Orange&White 5522]

I was trying to figure out the best place to put this link and decided Shank's thread was most deserving.

 

The Five Worst Canned Foods You Can Easily Find In America:

https://www.houstonpress.com/restaurants/the-five-worst-canned-foods-you-can-easily-find-in-america-6414240

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3. Canned Tongues Ah, tongue, the food that tastes you as you taste it. 

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1. Pig Brains

I don't know how drunk I'd have to be to eat something that a living thing used to think with, but if I ever do get that drunk, I certainly hope someone sober is there to drive me to the hospital.

 

[Steel Shank 9421]

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I was trying to figure out the best place to put this link and decided Shank's thread was most deserving.

 

The Five Worst Canned Foods You Can Easily Find In America:

https://www.houstonpress.com/restaurants/the-five-worst-canned-foods-you-can-easily-find-in-america-6414240

 

Fucking 2020, man. smh

[Anastasis 23463]

breakfast of champions.

Edited October 9, 2020 by Anastasis

[futureman 22444]

is that beef tartare with cheese and jerky?

[Anastasis 23463]

Parisa (ground round, cheese, onion, jalapenos) and beef jerky.  I am trying to eat more healthy, so no saltines/carbs.  I just ate the parisa using the beef jerky as a utensil. 

[Brisketexan 105066]

Man, I love parisa.  Make your own, or get it from Castroville?

[Anastasis 23463]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man, I love parisa.  Make your own, or get it from Castroville?

Dziuks in Castroville. I drop in there just about every time I run by the deer lease to pick up parisa, dried sausage and some of the qual wraps.  

[Brisketexan 105066]

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Dziuks in Castroville. I drop in there just about every time I run by the deer lease to pick up parisa, dried sausage and some of the qual wraps.  

Man, I love that shit.  I have had connections over the years who would bring me some.  Haven't had it in ages.

[Whatever 700]

One with queso and one with chili. It’s like two fat chicks at the same time. When you’re done, instant regret.

What’s wrong with 2 fat chicks?

[Brisketexan 105066]

What’s wrong with 2 fat chicks?

Yeah? And for that matter, 2 fat chicks with chili and queso? Huh?

[Whatever 700]

I fucking hate OU.

[Underdog 28576]

3 hours ago, Whatever said:

What’s wrong with 2 fat chicks?

At least these 2 know how to cook... 

[Underdog 28576]

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah? And for that matter, 2 fat chicks with chili and queso? Huh?

Hopefully in bowls and not on them, ala whip cream girl from Varsity Blues. 

[Brisketexan 105066]

Hopefully in bowls and not on them, ala whip cream girl from Varsity Blues. 

Man...you do NOT know how to live.

[huge 3793]

Forgot to eat dinner. Forgiveness please on the actual plate.

[huge 3793]

Truth be told I made a Dino taco and it was glorious

[Hank_Hill 18793]

Losing to OU makes me drunk

[Chewbacca 7767]

At least these 2 know how to cook... 

Those are two fat ladies, not chicks.

[futureman 22444]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Losing to OU makes me drunk

is that a coffee cup full of ranch?

[Brisketexan 105066]

is that a coffee cup full of ranch?

Is this America? I thought this was America. Fuck yeah that’s what it is.

Because America.

[futureman 22444]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Is this America? I thought this was America. Fuck yeah that’s what it is.

Because America.

[Hank_Hill 18793]

23 minutes ago, futureman said:

is that a coffee cup full of ranch?

I don’t/do want to talk about it

[ztejas 43411]

On 10/9/2020 at 9:44 AM, Orange&White said:

I was trying to figure out the best place to put this link and decided Shank's thread was most deserving.

 

The Five Worst Canned Foods You Can Easily Find In America:

https://www.houstonpress.com/restaurants/the-five-worst-canned-foods-you-can-easily-find-in-america-6414240

 

Whoever wrote that sounds like they've never had a good taco. 

[futureman 22444]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I don’t/do want to talk about it

I think it’s a strong move and I applaud it.  merely wanted clarification. 

[Jameslaw121 4448]

My very hungover breakfast this morning - egg, sausage and hot sauce biscuit

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[ScottS 1061]

On 10/8/2020 at 6:06 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

If those peppers were slightly smaller, you could fit five of them in a highlife configuration.

We're going to need a larger cracker.

[Anastasis 23463]

I don’t really know what I expect from heaven, but if it doesn’t rhyme with ribeye on the tailgate, a sunset, and s’mores I’ll be damned. 
 

 

 

 

 

[RMac5 1551]

On 10/9/2020 at 5:00 PM, Anastasis said:

Dziuks in Castroville. I drop in there just about every time I run by the deer lease to pick up parisa, dried sausage and some of the qual wraps.  

Is Medina County the only one making it now? 

[Anastasis 23463]

20 hours ago, RMac5 said:

Is Medina County the only one making it now? 

I don't know of any place outside of medina county that makes it. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

I don't know of any place outside of medina county that makes it. 

Courtesy of Hornius Emeritus and his Texas Highways connection, make your own.  If you have a grinder, use a good cut of really lean sirloin.  Note I can’t make this at home, only at deer camp.  

https://texashighways.com/eat-drink/recipes/recipes-entrees/parisa-pronounced-pah-ree-sa/

 

[Anastasis 23463]

4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Courtesy of Hornius Emeritus and his Texas Highways connection, make your own.  If you have a grinder, use a good cut of really lean sirloin.  Note I can’t make this at home, only at deer camp.  

https://texashighways.com/eat-drink/recipes/recipes-entrees/parisa-pronounced-pah-ree-sa/

 

Yeah. It’s pretty straight forward. My grandma didn’t put peppers in hers though. Each Castro colony town in Medina county has their own variation. Castroville didn’t do peppers from what I understand. She ate that stuff On saltines with a cold beer into her late 80s. We had to finally cut her off after a hip surgery and some lingering E. coli and other shit. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Yeah. It’s pretty straight forward. My grandma didn’t put peppers in hers though. Each Castro colony town in Medina county has their own variation. Castroville didn’t do peppers from what I understand. She ate that stuff On saltines with a cold beer into her late 80s. We had to finally cut her off after a hip surgery and some lingering E. coli and other shit. 

I usually half that recipe as two lbs of stuff is a lot.  I have a whole old bohemian beer joints chimney worth of D’Hanis fire bricks, about 300 or so of them from that area.  Meant to make a pit 30 or so years ago out of them and never got around to it.  

[RMac5 1551]

We have a pretty nice meat locker outside of Amarillo, need to get him to grind me up some fresh sirloin and make my own. Thanks for the link Judge!

[futureman 22444]

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I don't know of any place outside of medina county that makes it. 

this prompted me to do some googling.  pretty cool.  that shit really is native to medina county.

https://www.bonappetit.com/trends/article/15-raw-meat-dishes-from-around-the-world

Parisa (South Texas)
The Upper Midwest calls steak tartare "tiger meat," but it's pretty much the same dish as the French original. This hyperlocal South Texan dish, on the other hand, is a horse of a different color. Coming from a particular area west of San Antonio where Alsatian immigrants settled in the 1800s, Parisa is a mix of raw beef, bison, or venison, mixed with cheddar cheese, minced onions, and some kind of pepper. One butcher shop in particular, Dziuk's, in Castroville, still sells it fresh from its case every day. 

[deft 6837]

Pretty sure I saw parisa at schotts market, hwy 16 just west of 1604. About 10 minutes from the house so I’ll try to check it out again soon. Not Medina county.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

19 minutes ago, deft said:

Pretty sure I saw parisa at schotts market, hwy 16 just west of 1604. About 10 minutes from the house so I’ll try to check it out again soon. Not Medina county.

Yeah they have it. I pick it up at least once a month. I want to drive out to Castroville and try theirs to compare. 
 

Schotts is a badass meat market btw. We live pretty close to one another by the sound of it as well.