Oklahoma man giving Florida man a battle

[TeeDubya 3362]

https://okcfox.com/news/local/del-city-police-say-a-woman-died-after-having-sex-with-her-brother-at-an-elementary-school-playground
 

Del City, Okla. (KOKH) — A Del City man is in jail after police say he beat his sister after having sex at a playground.

A night of drugs, drinking and incestuous sex, Del City police say, lands 27-year-old Cody Garde in jail for second-degree murder and incest.

"We don’t believe it was premeditated," Major Michael Arterbury said.

Cody and his 18-year-old sister were in a relationship for years, police say.

Friends of yours @Francisco 2.0 ?

 

 

[Hpara759 1778]

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

13 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Friends of yours @Francisco 2.0 ?

 

 

Nah, he's a cousin on my mamma's side.  Of course, she was too.

 

 

 

[TeeDubya 3362]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Nah, he's a cousin on my mamma's side.  Of course, she was too.

 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89686]

Meanwhile, Florida Woman tries to use Mountain Dew to wash off DNA evidence at the police station after she murdered her roommate.

https://okcfox.com/news/nation-world/florida-woman-reportedly-poured-mountain-dew-on-herself-to-remove-dna-nichole-maks-michael-cerasoli-daytona-beach-police-department

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, Florida Woman tries to use Mountain Dew to wash off DNA evidence at the police station after she murdered her roommate.

https://okcfox.com/news/nation-world/florida-woman-reportedly-poured-mountain-dew-on-herself-to-remove-dna-nichole-maks-michael-cerasoli-daytona-beach-police-department

 

 

Hell, if you consume enough Mt. Dew it probably does something to your DNA.

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89686]

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hell, if you consume enough Mt. Dew it probably does something to your DNA.

Make you fuck your sister at an elementary school and then kill her?

[TeeDubya 3362]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Make you fuck your sister at an elementary school and then kill her?

What's a little DNA sharing among siblings?

[Sawbonz 27566]

33 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

We don’t believe it was premeditated," Major Michael Arterbury said.

He slipped and fell into her pussy?

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

She was 18 and they had a relationship for years?  And he’s 9 years older?  Does ok have some sort of statute that says it can’t be rape if it’s family?  Or just that nobody cares out there?

[pacman 7358]

Definitely both...

[Goredho 17408]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She was 18 and they had a relationship for years?  And he’s 9 years older?  Does ok have some sort of statute that says it can’t be rape if it’s family?  Or just that nobody cares out there?

They was just two youngins experimentin'

[Deej 76811]

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She was 18 and they had a relationship for years?  And he’s 9 years older?  Does ok have some sort of statute that says it can’t be rape if it’s family?  Or just that nobody cares out there?

Dude, it's Oklahoma.

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

  Or just that nobody cares out there?

Ding, ding ding!

Oklahoma!

[Treefidy 1468]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Reporter:  “the siblings were having sex in that playground, and things just went too far.”

Fucking oklahoma

[Underdog 28696]

Fucked her to death. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Fucked her to death. 

Oklahoma Haiku was a great thread.

Oh shit, tornado?

Nah never mind the creaking .

Just the kids fucking.  

[Apep 645]

Surly is slipping. No pics yet.

[pops 6986]

Chinese swing:  good

Oklahoma swing: you die when you get back home. 

[Gatorubet 30246]

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, Florida Woman tries to use Mountain Dew to wash off DNA evidence at the police station after she murdered her roommate.

https://okcfox.com/news/nation-world/florida-woman-reportedly-poured-mountain-dew-on-herself-to-remove-dna-nichole-maks-michael-cerasoli-daytona-beach-police-department

 

Rookie mistake. Everybody knows you go Yoohoo for DNA wash….at least since the demise of Chocolate Soldier. 

[Gatorubet 30246]

1 hour ago, Apep said:

Surly is slipping. No pics yet.

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Must've been a slow new day there

[Deej 76811]

So, the sex was to die for?

[Steel Shank 9426]

I'm curios of Del City was named after the incomparable Del Reeves?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

Another Del Webb project

[Pods 7552]

On 8/18/2023 at 8:30 PM, Sawbonz said:

He slipped and fell into her pussy?

1 in a million shot Doc. 

[Sandman 3403]

Ah, my old high school rival. There's a reason it's known as "Del Shitty". What a dump.

['stache 21817]

We really need to build that wall and make Arkansas pay for it.

[RPM 26322]

On 8/19/2023 at 1:40 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Must've been a slow new day there

Naw, just the same old shit.

[crash_davis 23113]

I bet he was enraged after she told him that "Dad is better."

[Chooky 13307]

On 8/19/2023 at 12:01 PM, Gatorubet said: