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horn4life

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since for the first time since he was elected President (with Putin's helping hand) we have not had an honest measurement of the math of the former President's girth.  The lying physician said he was 6'3" and 244 pounds. while extolling Trump's amazingness.  I don't really cane about the height os such a small man, but I am curious about the fun of predicting his honest weight.

I'll buy the winner a couple of Hopdoddy big rita's in Austin if they would like!

predict away!

My Guess is 296 lbs.

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YGIFS

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Two things:

-He's visibly lost a considerable amount of weight in the last 18 months.  I'm hoping it's because he's sick.  He's nowhere near as heavy as he was in the back-half of his Presidency.  

-He's not 6'3" anymore.  He's shrinking, as most people his age do and when you look at him in photos, nearly everybody next to him is somehow magically his same height.  But a story for another time. 

I'm gonna say 272.  Book it.

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Da Fino

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I obviously don’t know how it works where he is being booked, so don’t take this as any sort of evidence. The last time I was locked up, they asked me for my height and weight. It’s not always like a doctor’s visit. 

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Just now, Da Fino said:

I obviously don’t know how it works where he is being booked, so don’t take this as any sort of evidence. The last time I was locked up, they asked me for my height and weight. It’s not always like a doctor’s visit. 

Then the correct answer will be 6'4" 225.

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1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

I obviously don’t know how it works where he is being booked, so don’t take this as any sort of evidence. The last time I was locked up, they asked me for my height and weight. It’s not always like a doctor’s visit. 

Nice humblebrag!

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2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I obviously don’t know how it works where he is being booked, so don’t take this as any sort of evidence. The last time I was locked up, they asked me for my height and weight. It’s not always like a doctor’s visit. 

"The last time' implies a lot.

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3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I obviously don’t know how it works where he is being booked, so don’t take this as any sort of evidence. The last time I was locked up, they asked me for my height and weight. It’s not always like a doctor’s visit. 

What about the other times?
 

I think they’ll try to shame him however possible. They’ll put him on the scale. 

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Do they let you take off your shoes and jacket 'n shit?  Because that will materially effect his weight.  Because I wear basically clown shoes (12.5/13 wides with heavy soles, my shoes probably add 2-3 pounds each to my weight.  

And then, is this one of those jurisdictions where you line up against the height chart deal?  Or do they use one of those things at the doctors office with the little metal spoon thing they drop horizontally on top of your head.  And is that quaff of his considered part of his height?  

There's a lotta variable here and I feel like Sam Rothstein in "Casino" taking all that shit into account before making a proper bet. 

I can't wait to hear his explanation for his publicly released height and weight though, "WRONG!" meme.   But if that's part of the deal in that jurisdiction, then he's gotta do it.  Not like we're gonna wonder if the insane man next to us on the plane to Concord, NH is somebody else.  "Hey, anybody ever tell you that you look like a shorter, fatter Donald Trump?"  

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29 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'll throw my money behind there is no height/weight/mugshot. Just like the last three.

 

We had to know the DoJ wouldn't do that as a federal courtesy to any other current/former elected official.  I was surprised when they didn't do it in Manhattan though.  But it sounds like it's happening in Atlanta.  They may allow Trump to bring a personal physician or something and measure/weigh him in private with an officer present and then just tell the people outside some numbers.  He can raise money off the mugshot, the fingerprinting, and the speech he gives afterwards.  But I'm not sure, and I got a sick mind, how you con stupid people out of cash by stating, "Their scales are rigged!  Fake weights!"  That's not a compelling fundraising ruse.  Unless the stupids think, "Oh my god, 272?  HE WEIGHS WHAT WE WEIGH!"  

26 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Has the scale been calibrated by top members of the state *and* federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate?

Don't you know by now man?  The NIST Office of Weights & Measures.  They've been infiltrated by the deep state.  The "J" in Donald J. Trump stands for "Joule" which in kilocalories is .000239.  His weight will be 239 to prove the conspiracy by JFK, Jr.  

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They don't weigh you in like a prize fight, they will just ask him, so he will say 6'3" 228.  

In reality, I'm guessing his 6'0 and 3/4" and 312lbs.  He does the 3 cone drill in 19.2 seconds, with a vert jump of 3.5 inches.  

Doesn't really matter, his orange jumper will be 3XL and his size 7 feet will fit nicely into laceless shoes.  

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They gave him the Wonderlic 50-question test at the combine, but he just kept babbling "Man Woman Person TV Camera" and the scouts had to tell him, "This is a separate test and it's 50 questions, not just the one."  Trump told them to fuck off and then winged a football at Eric's giant head.  Say what you want about Trump, he still has a decent arm.  

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