The 2023 Republican Debate thread

[The Ace of Aces 5182]

These douchenozzles are all insane and our future is fucked because it’ll just get worse. None of these Neanderthals have a shot at wining any primary anyway.  

 

Edited August 24, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[F250 28767]

Ramaswamy must have a red pill podcast, right?

[Dnaguy 11947]

Govenor? 

[troph 24783]

Desantis worked minimum wage jobs to make ends meet. 
 

[Satchel 6938]

33 minutes ago, troph said:

Pence is too busy talking about Jesus in his heart. But he’s at least half an adult. Christie and Hutchison are the sane ones. 

He’s wasting his time with all the Jesus talk. The Republican base doesn’t give a damn about Jesus and his liberal teachings. The Christianity begins and ends with the brand.

[F250 28767]

lol Ron is a major dork.

[Anastasis 23469]

Vivek has genx energy despite not being genx. 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2830]

My verdict - if Trump dies, Christie or Haley could win. 

They are the two that I think could win. 

[Anastasis 23469]

Ron is lazy. 

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

Did anyone bring up Vivek’s 9/11 truther leanings?

Haley had the best zinger on Vivek - “you have no foreign policy experience and it shows”

[Poe It Up 126]

I’m… uninspired. 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2830]

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Nikki is an evil neocon. 

God, what bliss it was when the Repubs were just simple, fat, neocons.

[troph 24783]

The fox after show is out to fucking lunch hannity wow.

Edited August 24, 2023 by troph

[F250 28767]

Christie can really pull off the fat look. Somehow he looked better in a suit than some of the other candidates.

[Hermanator 7039]

This is like the Special Olympics if all mentally challenged people were supremely evil. 

[hobbes2702 13032]

2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I’m… uninspired. 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2830]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Christie can really pull off the fat look.

Everyone has really complemented me on how I look since I gave up on pleated suits.  

Fat is the new black.

[Hermanator 7039]

7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

These douchenozzles are all insane and our future is fucked because it’ll just get worse. None of these Neanderthals have a shot at wining any primary anyway.  

 

The only reason one of them won't win is because the guy who's a proven traitor who authored a coup attempt and is in the process of beginning about 4 different criminal trials is a shoe in for the nomination. 

[Biff Tannen 45676]

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

I’m… uninspired. 

What were you expecting?  Honest question.

[hobbes2702 13032]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

What were you expecting?  Honest question.

Well only one of them went full on fascist but he’s not a white so that’s probably the issue.

[Satchel 6938]

That audience. God almighty…

[Biff Tannen 45676]

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Well only one of them went full on fascist but he’s not a white so that’s probably the issue.

Ah...makes sense.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

What were you expecting?  Honest question.

Do use all a favor. Don't engage this piece of shit.

[Js1 85313]

8 minutes ago, F250 said:

Christie can really pull off the fat look. Somehow he looked better in a suit than some of the other candidates.

[F250 28767]

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

That audience. God almighty…

They had a strong Jerry Springer vibe going on.

[F250 28767]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Well, when you put it that way he looks awful.

[troph 24783]

Trying to find the best description … very texags.com 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

How.many times did meatball tag himself with the Navy Seals?

He's such a little bitch.

[atomheartbevo 89652]

19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Vivek has genx energy despite not being genx. 

17 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Did anyone bring up Vivek’s 9/11 truther leanings?

Haley had the best zinger on Vivek - “you have no foreign policy experience and it shows”

I wish they had pressed Vivek on his wanting to fuck with the Constitution to prevent anybody from under the age of 25 from voting.

Also, they really needed to press him on the batshit 9/11 conspiracy theory bullshit.  Any 9/11 truther really needs to made to own the fact that they believe George W. Bush had the towers destroyed.

Edited August 24, 2023 by atomheartbevo

[Paul Wesley 3278]

20 minutes ago, troph said:

They spent more time talking about trannies than talking about healthcare, plans for inflation, tax policy, poverty, and man the list goes on. The only topics more talked about than trans folk were killing brown people, Jesus and trump. 

To be fair, they talked a good long time about Biden and the radical Democrat cities were murdering full term babies.  

[atomheartbevo 89652]

1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

This would be funny if it was some fringe party that had no chance of gaining any power.

Bring back the Whigs or the Bull Moose Party.  Let's split into a few extra parties that aren't libertarians or greens.

[Born to Run 6569]

I am reminded in a few seconds that traditional neocons are basically indistinguishable from garden variety democrats these days. 

Classic!

[6th Street 6392]

 

 

[Anastasis 23469]

6 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

I am reminded in a few seconds that traditional neocons are basically indistinguishable from garden variety democrats these days. 

Classic!

Call em like I see ‘em. 

[Beau Vine 54212]

59 minutes ago, troph said:

If you aren’t a white male cisgender straight evangelical then pence should make you feel uncomfortable. 

[troph 24783]

15 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

To be fair, they talked a good long time about Biden and the radical Democrat cities were murdering full term babies.  

Yes and I thought I edited to  include that but the mass 42 week abortion epidemic in NY, CA and IL is frightening.  

[ChiTownDoc 21152]

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Is Tim Scott still alive?

Didn’t he die from covid?  Or was that the surgeon guy who’s also sleepy at all times.  

[Gatorubet 30214]

I wish Obama would go back in time and rethink that ‘tunnels under the Walmart that go to the FEMA camps’ thing. 

[Handcruser 2805]

The only person that I thought “that guy isn’t going to embarrass us and won’t fuck everything up” was Hutchison.

But damn- it’s like picking your football team from the small bus.

[Mdhorn 5948]

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You know how they say don't wear white after Labor Day?  Christie should never wear white pants ever.  And those feet look like Trump's hands.   

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

30 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

 

All i watched of this farce was this and it was exactly what i was expecting. A bunch of gotcha bullshit that leads to nothing. The GOP in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen 

[Born to Run 6569]

Call em like I see ‘em. 

Yes we know. This debate full of Jesus, Full term abortion talk and support for Trump is exactly what one could expect from a Democrat debate tomorrow. Both sides are the same. Nothing has changed since the 00s so maintain your position unwavering since then, because it was less ridiculous at one point.

[DDD Dad 14334]

Did y’all see Rhonda’s nonhuman attempt at a smile at the end of his first screed?  
 

need to see if I can find a screenshot. 

[Anastasis 23469]

2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

28 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Call em like I see ‘em. 

Yes we know. This debate full of Jesus, Full term abortion talk and support for Trump is exactly what one could expect from a Democrat debate tomorrow. Both sides are the same. Nothing has changed since the 00s so maintain your position unwavering since then, because it was less ridiculous at one point.

You seem triggered by the observation that there is very little space between neocon foreign policy and that expressed by contemporary democrats. 

[Snake Diggity 4621]

Haley is the only one of those shitbirds who would beat Biden.

[RomaVicta 29905]

 

The debt you mention will be low on the list of things for which your kids will never forgive you.

[mchookem 16327]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

If you buy boticelli sauces you are basically worse than bin Ladin. 

 

[Born to Run 6569]

You seem triggered by the observation that there is very little space between neocon foreign policy and that expressed by contemporary democrats. 

I suppose you are just trolling. There is not consensus in Neocon FP to begin with, before we even start comparing.

My one word response was the "smarter" reply, but I should have just listened to Bruce Lee.

[Anastasis 23469]

14 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

There is not consensus in Neocon FP to begin with

Lol. 

[Paul Wesley 3278]

9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You seem triggered by the observation that there is very little space between neocon foreign policy and that expressed by contemporary democrats. 

You posted "these neocons are just like democrat neocons" over and over again until you finally got the response you were trolling for, then you say "you seem triggered."

Why not just start your own thread if you wanted to make that case?

I mean, I think you're wrong, but I'm willing to hear your argument.  If you think Ukraine by itself makes Biden (who ended a two-decade conflict in Afghanistan to his own political detriment) a "neocon," then pretty much all of Western Europe was "neocon" in response to Hitler in the 1940's, as was Soviet Russia, as is all of Western Europe in response to Putin.