The 2023 Republican Debate thread

[Brandywine 1311]

I couldn’t last a minute. What a joke. 

[Bullneck 18976]

Just when you think no one could have less charisma, you see Pence.  Where's that fucking fly?

Fuck, I'M ready to nominate Trump over these assholes.

What moron thought this was thread-worthy?

Edited August 24, 2023 by Bullneck

[The Original Greaser Bob 2785]

Jesus just threw up in his mouth.

[troph 24547]

He gave his life to Jesus Christ. Is that in the drinking game ? 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2785]

Haley making points with sentient viewers.

[horncyclist 1384]

What was that about knowing a woman that survived multiple abortion attempts until her grandmother saved her from a pan? What?

[troph 24547]

Just now, horncyclist said:

What was that about knowing a woman that survived multiple abortion attempts until her grandmother saved her from a pan? What?

[TexArcher 37455]

I want to fight this entire dais.

[hookem2010 2594]

Was Scott pretending to almost cry while talking about abortion?

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

best eyebrows since Dukakis

 

He looks like Scorsese run thru Midjourney.

 

[Dnaguy 11740]

COVID lockdowns?

 

God, there are no new ideas here.

[TexArcher 37455]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

COVID lockdowns?

 

God, there are no new ideas here.

China virus in 3...  2...  1...

[A-Tex Devil 2444]

Fucking lying about abortion.  Abortion to term at choice?  Yeah, no state allows that unless health of mother at risk.   I guess they are preaching to choir.  
 

VP Pence, did you fuck up Covid?  
Let me tell you about defunding the police.  

[troph 24547]

Hunter Biden… DRINK!

[The Original Greaser Bob 2785]

Burn coal evangelicals!

[Bullneck 18976]

Hunter Biden

DoJ

George Soros

 

[A-Tex Devil 2444]

Man, Christie doing the Hunter Biden dance and completely whiffing on how that gun law is enforced customarily.  

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

I, for one, am thankful that so many of you are choosing to watch this shitshow, and post your running commentary.  

 

 

[TexArcher 37455]

Vivek is what happens when Satan and Pinocchio make a baby.

[troph 24547]

George Soros… DRINK! 

[Paul Wesley 3277]

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

COVID lockdowns?

 

God, there are no new ideas here.

Not one.    

Also, Vivek's rhetoric is as bad as Trump's... maybe worse.  "We live in a dark time and I am going to destroy your government."  

He has a nice smile though.

Total clown show.

I don't even think there's a Kasich on the stage, who I might fundamentally disagree with, but at least we share some basic facts.

These guys spent 10 minutes railing against killing full-term babies (as though that's an issue).

I'm out.

[Dnaguy 11740]

Ron Desantis:

[Pancho 44358]

14 minutes ago, troph said:

Haley is running as the most moderate at the moment. 

It’s a guise, which is why she’s dangerous.

[troph 24547]

As president I will provide needed health care to correct fucked up ears for the clowns on this stage. 

Just now, Pancho said:

It’s a guise, which is why she’s dangerous.

They are all shits. 

[chainsaw 9831]

16 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I couldn’t last a minute. What a joke. 

I remember my first time too

[Blotto 23418]

This next segment on Trump trials...... whats the over under on the number of candidates that refuse to give an opinion and instead want to talk about Hunter Biden instead?

 

[troph 24547]

Trump up next.  Dis gunna be gud.

[BamaATL 16592]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

It’s a guise, which is why she’s dangerous.

She has all the spunk and charisma of Irma Grese 

[Dnaguy 11740]

my new marketing pitch:

 

Republican debate brought to you by Lalo tequila.

 

”are you also watching this?!”

 

 

[Handcruser 2805]

Trump almost seems reasonable and level-headed after watching these guys

[Blotto 23418]

Just now, BamaATL said:

She has all the spunk and charisma of Irma Grese 

And then we have pence......he has all the spunk of Donald trump.....because he's been collecting it in jars like a deranged aggy since 2016. 

[troph 24547]

Trump the elephant man the double entendre was nice !! 

[TexArcher 37455]

LMFAO at DeSantis looking around to see if everybody else had raised their hand, then raising his.

[AustinHorn 57]

Big Mike doing himself no favors

[troph 24547]

Good on Chris Christie

Btw Fulton county and the Manhattan DA aren’t the feds Timmy 

Edited August 24, 2023 by troph

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

LMFAO at DeSantis looking around to see if everybody else had raised their hand, then raising his.

[Dnaguy 11740]

Fire Merrick Garland?

Huh?

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

Tim Scott is lost

[troph 24547]

Sorry Ronnie this election is about Jan 6 and it will be until you fuckers back the fuck off

[Dnaguy 11740]

Ron Desantis?

 

Is he still here?

[hookem2010 2594]

This would be funny if it was some fringe party that had no chance of gaining any power.

[troph 24547]

Good for Gov Hutchison. Good for Christie again. Fuck trump in his elephant ass.

[Skipper 6088]

Giving Christie a small donation.  No wonder Trump didn't show up.   These MAGA poors don't want to hear it but he's speaking truths.

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

God Vivek Ramaswamy is annoying

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5781]

Imagine being such a fucking loser that you boo Christie for saying Donald's conduct is beneath the office of the president.

[Dnaguy 11740]

2 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

This would be funny if it was some fringe party that had no chance of gaining any power.

Yeah, but isn't this sexier.

I mean, doesn't everyone else choke themselves why masturbating? 

[troph 24547]

Heavenly Father … DRINK!

[troph 24547]

Wait Europe needs to help Ukraine? Does he not pay attention? The fucking Dutch are giving the F-16s not us? 

[Dnaguy 11740]

Desantis is tired.

 

HE's done.

[F250 28659]

Go back to Mumbai.