Texas Women’s Basketball 2023-2024: Handing out ass whoopins and lollipops, and we’re all out of lollipops

[Js1 85193]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

We sure take a lot of head shots never to get a foul call on any of them. 

And the refs apparently don’t care enough to call a stoppage 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4764]

17 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Should be up 15 or so. 

I realize Booker can't take every shot, and you have to get others involved. But when your interior players all seem to have flippers instead of hands, it's tempting to tell 35 to just keep shooting.

… and lead shoes

[Js1 85193]

Holle just rope-a-doped her defender on that cut 

[dcar00 14109]

that is a foul on #3.  so you can just extend 2 hands on a ball handler.

[Js1 85193]

31 minutes ago, someguy said:

this smug, know it all announcer who has to insert himself into every single call is driving me absolutely insane.

The problem with the tournament being on ESPN is it’s all the usual suspects who call their games in the regular season calling postseason games. It would be the equivalent of Fran calling NCAAT games 

[Js1 85193]

Jesus Jones, you were wide open 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4764]

Just now, Js1 said:

Jesus Jones, you were wide open 

Several times …

[Js1 85193]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Several times …

Gaston too. It’s contagious 

[TrashMaster G 17489]

It is infuriating how many open shots we miss from right under the bucket.

And not just Jones.

[Gut Wagon 8054]

This is a horrifying display of interior offense. You're not facing Wemby. 

[Js1 85193]

I’ve been wholly unimpressed with our post play and FT shooting 

Offensively that is. We do have 8 blocks 

[Js1 85193]

48-38 Texas after 3

[dcar00 14109]

we keep winning every quarter but we are letting them stay in this game.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4764]

Dykes was correct about one thing … seems like Texas should be leading by 18 or so.

[Js1 85193]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Dykes was correct about one thing … seems like Texas should be leading by 18 or so.

100%

[Gut Wagon 8054]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I’ve been wholly unimpressed with our post play and FT shooting 

Offensively that is. We do have 8 blocks 

Can a 1 seed play worse offensively? I hope we don't find out in the final quarter. Good thing Bama's having pretty much the same problem. Our D has kept us ahead. 

[TrashMaster G 17489]

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we keep winning every quarter but we are letting them stay in this game.

Q3 was a tie

[Js1 85193]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Q3 was a tie

We were +3

[Gut Wagon 8054]

Bama's coach is Nancy Grace on meth. 

[Js1 85193]

7 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Can a 1 seed play worse offensively?

Well out of the 1 seeds, we are probably the weakest offensively. Vic wants to keep the opponent under 60 and we have an excellent chance to win 

[Js1 85193]

Gaston! And one 

RT sighting 

[Js1 85193]

AMo on both ends! 

[MirrOlure 14722]

Beast mode

[Js1 85193]

Barker is legit 

[MirrOlure 14722]

Superstar!!!

[Js1 85193]

Holy fuck Booker. Behind the back and then just coast to coast 

[DaysOff 7930]

Partido

[dcar00 14109]

how the hell is that a foul on us.  holy shit.

[Js1 85193]

Oh bullshit foul call 

[Mo Horn 8811]

How the fuck is that on us! 

[TrashMaster G 17489]

And again under the rim.

[Js1 85193]

Jesus Christ Amina 

[Mo Horn 8811]

Missing way too many inside shots tonight

[dcar00 14109]

Vic needs to have everyone taller than 5'6" practice 1000 layups

[TrashMaster G 17489]

Jfc!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Mo Horn 8811]

WTF? 

[Js1 85193]

Holy fuck

Layup drills between tomorrow and when we leave for Portland 

[D3zii 3674]

That’s alarming!!

we have to get that shit checked

[mrhorn 1383]

30 points missed in layups is crazy

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

What the holy heavenly fuck!!!

[Gut Wagon 8054]

Wow. Our men's team thinks this is bad shooting. 

[dcar00 14109]

our bigs are big but man they are clumsy as shit.

[Js1 85193]

Well we have a lot to work on but we are moving on 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Vic gonna make them run layup drills for four hours straight. Every miss, run a suicide

[Mo Horn 8811]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Vic gonna make them run layup drills for four hours straight. Every miss, run a suicide

He may have them do it tonight

[Js1 85193]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

He may have them do it tonight

They should 

[dcar00 14109]

they called a foul? these refs are abysmal.

[Js1 85193]

Alabama uglied it up. Texas bigs were ugly. Texas still wins 65-54 on the strength of our defense and rebounding 

[Rickylovesweed 14261]

The big issue on layups are Amo, Jones, and Gaston are all physical players. They all look for contact. Instead of looking for contact just finish. 

[Gut Wagon 8054]

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well out of the 1 seeds, we are probably the weakest offensively. Vic wants to keep the opponent under 60 and we have an excellent chance to win 

I was thinking 1 seeds all time. It's hard to imagine climbing to that seeding and then not being able to make at least half of your open shots from 3 feet in. Should be an interesting shot chart, if only for laughs.