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12 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Fuck the haters. This was good / fun. Pretend Kora is a Jedi and this is movie the sequels should have been. 

 

Yeah, wild west hand cannon jedi pistol? Samurai jedi? I'm contractually obligated to like it 

 

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Lead was better in Atomic Blonde. Great tits. 

The lead bugged me. In fact, she sucked and seemed wooden 

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17 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Enjoyable film.  Cooter hates everything.  A little Dune. A little Star Wars. A little LOTR.  A little Seven Samurai. 
 

If you like those, you’ll like this just fine.  

It's really not a good film. It feels like someone dumped those films (plus Chronicles of Riddick) into a ChatGPT script/plot writer.

My favorite spot on review:

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On 12/23/2023 at 4:28 PM, rage-a-holic said:

 

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This is a pretty succinct description. 

Characters with long dialogue backstories followed by 10 minutes of slow motion. How do people keep giving this clown money to make movies 

 

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On 8/30/2023 at 8:22 AM, Longhornfan1024 said:

300 is an overrated shit fest that is only popular because it allowed a bunch of closeted so-call alphas watch a movie with a bunch of scantily clad dudes with ripped abs without having to come out or come to terms with their own sexuality.  

300 is the Affliction of movies

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9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I watched it and was entertained.  It was kind of a less campy version of Flash Gordon with better production values.  I could do without all of the slo-mo though.  It definitely needed more t and a.

Sounds like you want Flesh Gordon.

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Posted
47 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Wait Iim regarded. 
 

just found out he played my guy. Hahaha 

You may have consumed as much alcohol as I did while watching based on your posts. 

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I’m an hour in and the writing is terrible. Also why does everyone have to have an earth accent that they don’t normally speak? Charlie Hunnam’s Irish accent is laughable, and I don’t know what Corey Stoll was supposed to sound like. Russian?

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On 12/22/2023 at 10:11 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Enjoyable film.  Cooter hates everything.  A little Dune. A little Star Wars. A little LOTR.  A little Seven Samurai. 
 

If you like those, you’ll like this just fine.  

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Nothing in the Star Wars library touches that movie. There were kernels of corn in Kurasawa's shit that were better filmmakers.

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On 1/10/2024 at 7:58 AM, RomaVicta said:

Nothing in the Star Wars library touches that movie. There were kernels of corn in Kurasawa's shit that were better filmmakers.

On 1/10/2024 at 8:11 AM, SmokeyTheBear said:

Watched it yesterday and it is ass my dudes. 

What if Zach Snyder got to do Star Wes though?

 

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