iPad won't restart

[Parliament 14260]

Won't open actually.  Face ID and touch ID won't unlock it.  I've tried to force restart and also power off with the button sequence thing to no avail.  I presume if I let the battery die I can then charge and restart.  Battery's at 96%, so that would take a few days.

Any suggestions? Call me a boomer, but the old phones and laptops with removable batteries never had this problem.  They'd always die when you pulled the battery.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Did you try plugging it in?

[Sbbruin 21858]

It's the 7th fetzer valve.  I'm sure of it.

[RPM 26322]

It's low on saltwater.

[Kennythetiger 9389]

Have you tried re-starting it?  

[Upgrayedd 5814]

Don’t you have Apple Care?  Take it to the kids with face piercings.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10270]

12 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Don’t you have Apple Care?  Take it to the kids with face piercings.

This is the way.

[TonyTexas 10515]

24 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Don’t you have Apple Care?  Take it to the kids with face piercings.

You don’t even need Apple Care to get it fixed. If it doesn’t require any hardware, it probably won’t cost you a dime. 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Did you put it in rice 

[Native Horn 3504]

Make sure you cook the rice first.

[Deej 76814]

Better hurry, you only have two more days to watch porn on it. 

[Jkwellborn 6708]

You tried plugging it in to something with iTunes on it?

[Davis Lane 5586]

Call Madame LaRue.

[Parliament 14260]

UPDATE

I waited 3 days and the battery ran out.  Charged it, started it and we're back in business.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10270]

Non-stop bender, a long recharge nap and bam ready to go again. It's harder as you get older, but good for your iPad.

[Saint Tacky 1614]

On 8/28/2023 at 6:20 PM, Sbbruin said:

It's the 7th fetzer valve.  I'm sure of it.

It’s all ball bearings these days