Surly Horns Official 2023 Tailgate Thread of Dominance

[swonie 71]

I have a smaller one, maybe a 32 or so, that you can borrow. I’m in Buda. Not a smart TV though

[MissingInAction 25,009]

55 minutes ago, swonie said:

I have a smaller one, maybe a 32 or so, that you can borrow. I’m in Buda. Not a smart TV though

I already offered 32 inches. Too small for this crowd.

[immamac 42,835]

Should I get another 43" or get a 50" I think it's weird to have 2 different size TV's I'm just gonna pick up another 43" unless someone talks me into the 50" it's 189 vs 199 at best buy 

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/insignia-50-class-f30-series-led-4k-uhd-smart-fire-tv/6525240.p?skuId=6525240

vs 

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/toshiba-43-class-c350-series-led-4k-uhd-smart-fire-tv/6532119.p?skuId=6532119

[ztejas 43,411]

I'd do the 50. Always thought the 43 was a little small. 

[immamac 42,835]

now that I think of it IDK if the 50 would fit in my car that I bring all the stuff to tailgate in actually. The 43 is already kind of a tight fit. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

How tf would I drop off 2-3 of those 2.8L of Starbies? I assume everyone drinks medium roast and not any pussy decaf? Our parking is at the baseball garage. 

Edited November 3, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[immamac 42,835]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

How tf would I drop off 2-3 of those 2.8L of Starbies? I assume everyone drinks medium roast and not any pussy decaf?

Call me and I'll meet you and grab them 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Call me and I'll meet you and grab them 

DM, your number 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

3 Starbies travelers(2 Pikes, 1 Blonde) set for pickup tomorrow at 8am at Buda location by the toll road.

[HendersonHorns 85]

Dumbass question amnesty….

 

how long do y’all tailgate after the game out there??  

[immamac 42,835]

Just now, HendersonHorns said:

Dumbass question amnesty….

 

how long do y’all tailgate after the game out there??  

till they kick us out or it's lame and I decide to leave. 

[sith_horn 2,379]

On 11/2/2023 at 1:43 AM, immamac said:

Irish coffees and bloody Maria's sound great, I'll buy some supplies for that. The coffee is going to be tricky since it's hard to keep warm without electricity. 

Could probably just use some igloo drink coolers/dispensers. Should keep hot for a good while. Other option might be using canned heat like sterno or a camping stove like Coleman.

Edited November 3, 2023 by sith_horn

[tejas60 3,532]

canned heat would be a good band name.

[sith_horn 2,379]

Or if you want to get fancy:  Vollum Stainless Steel Insulated Beverage Dispenser – Insulated Thermal Hot and Cold Coffee Carafe – 12 Liter.

 

[MirrOlure 14,760]

West bound and down….

[MissingInAction 25,009]

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

On 10/27/2023 at 7:35 PM, BigHornedLurker said:

Lurker friendly ? 

[South Austin 52,449]

21 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

West bound and down….

Rep for the Yuengling.

[Hagbard Celine 10,850]

is there any gathering this afternoon or tonight?

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

Where the hell is everyone? I’m here. 

[immamac 42,835]

Just now, CowtownHorn said:

Where the hell is everyone? I’m here. 

oh shit can you take more pics of the tailgate area I need to see what it's like so I can plan some stuff they didn't send them to me

 

[MissingInAction 25,009]

I see they remembered the linens this time.

[Claire Voyant 14]

On 10/28/2023 at 1:12 PM, MissingInAction said:

These pics make me think Surly posters are lying when they claim to only bang 10s.

[Biff Tannen 45,665]

59 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Rep for the Yuengling.

Not sure if serious

[MissingInAction 25,009]

26 minutes ago, Claire Voyant said:

These pics make me think Surly posters are lying when they claim to only bang 10s.

I bang 11s.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

I think campus police are going to run me off any minute. I’ve been walking around the tailgate area and randomly yelling out muledick about every 15 minutes. People are starting to look worried.

[Claire Voyant 14]

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

I think campus police are going to run me off any minute. I’ve been walking around the tailgate area and randomly yelling out muledick about every 15 minutes. People are starting to look worried.

Are you a drug rep by chance? Could you leave some Ozempic at the tailgate to spike the coffee with, instead of whiskey?

[Hagbard Celine 10,850]

33 minutes ago, Claire Voyant said:

These pics make me think Surly posters are lying when they claim to only bang 10s.

somebody brought their supermodel kid to the pool party

total kappa/tridelt 10-type

i was talking to @Gravy Train about industry stuff and had to pry the caveman away from her to get his take on something

but not an actual surler/surlyite what do we call ourselves?

[immamac 42,835]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

somebody brought their supermodel kid to the pool party

total kappa/tridelt 10-type

i was talking to @Gravy Train about industry stuff and had to pry the caveman away from her to get his take on something

but not an actual surler/surlyite what do we call ourselves?

Muledicks

[Hagbard Celine 10,850]

who owned the brunette supermodel?  stick girl, brown eyes, freckles?

[MissingInAction 25,009]

[LTtxfan 49,143]

22 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

who owned the brunette supermodel?  stick girl, brown eyes, freckles?

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,850]

close but not her

caveman can tell us if he chooses to do so

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

1 hour ago, CowtownHorn said:

I think campus police are going to run me off any minute. I’ve been walking around the tailgate area and randomly yelling out muledick about every 15 minutes. People are starting to look worried.

I'm from the Internet 

[Soliver465 404]

You guys are killing me.  I’ve lived in Missouri for the last 8 football seasons (close to the grandkids) and I would have loved the Burnt Endz tailgates .

Willing to be a way station on the trek to Ann Arbor next year.

Hook’em

[40acredropout 2,902]

2 hours ago, Claire Voyant said:

These pics make me think Surly posters are lying when they claim to only bang 10s.

Yeah, size 10’s.  What did you think they were talking about?

[immamac 42,835]

I think tomorrow is gonna be a great day. Come celebrate it with us after the game at the tailgate. 

[sith_horn 2,379]

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I bang 11s.

On Spinal Tap's Richter scale? ...

 

 

Edited November 4, 2023 by sith_horn

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I bang 11s.

When you put two ones together that's an 11 right?

[utexas8 1,436]

TLDR. Where’s the tailgate? Won suite tickets so we are headed to Austin from west Texas

[Viper 12,103]

9 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

TLDR. Where’s the tailgate? Won suite tickets so we are headed to Austin from west Texas

Check first post or immamacs map on the previous page 

[LTtxfan 49,143]

Thanks to all our Veterans !!! 🤘

 

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

4 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

I think campus police are going to run me off any minute. I’ve been walking around the tailgate area and randomly yelling out muledick about every 15 minutes. People are starting to look worried.

Put your pants on.

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I think tomorrow is gonna be a great day. Come celebrate it with us after the game at the tailgate. 

Could be a little foggy in the morn., but will quickly burn off…Kickoff will be 65 degrees….great football weather.

[immamac 42,835]

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

TLDR. Where’s the tailgate? Won suite tickets so we are headed to Austin from west Texas

https://maps.app.goo.gl/zivAgL6dYjZt8H1M6

[MissingInAction 25,009]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

When you put two ones together that's an 11 right?

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

Kickoff 65

Halftime  73

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

Just wanna say, I was sad I had miss last week and I'll unfortunately miss this week as well. Dealing with some health shit that's sidelined me for a bit. Give em hell, and get rowdy as fuck. Imma throws a hell of a shindig

[YGIFS 19,449]

Sorry to hear that.  Hope you feel better man.  Well beat the shit outta k-state and toast a Muledick for you.  If the horns lose, it’s your fault for not showing up though.   

I’m wandering around down here asking after Tim Brando.  And a homeless guy told me, “Brando?  That’s got what plants crave…”. And he handed me a joint.  

[HendersonHorns 85]

See you fellas soon