Surly Horns Official 2023 Tailgate Thread of Dominance

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Leaving the house in 30.  Y'all be safe out there.  Thank you to our veterans.  To the tailgate team.  To 'Murica.  Last game with K-State save for some random bowl game in 2037.  

To the Big XII.  To the Longhorns.  To Bill Snyder.  To the Wildcats.  To the friends we made along the way when asking for help to hide Darren Sproles body after smothering him with a hot, silk sheet.  Dammit, I lost my train of thought

[Native Horn 3504]

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thanks to all our Veterans !!! 🤘

 

We have FOUR swagcopters.  Suck it aggy.

[MissingInAction 25077]

Emptying the dog then calling an uber. 

Hook em!

Edited November 4, 2023 by MissingInAction

[HendersonHorns 85]

Food and drinks are here. 
 

should we start icing down beer?  Not sure if there are specific coolers. 

[LTtxfan 49187]

🎉🎉 THANK YOU TO ALL VETERANS 🎉🎉

Everyone have a blast at the tailgate today and help the Horns Kick K-state's Ass !!!I

 

Hook'em 🤘

[ztejas 43450]

Look at Taafe corching on the field. 

[MissingInAction 25077]

We are next to the Alpha Xi tailgate

 

[immamac 42850]

[immamac 42850]

[justhookit 4191]

Wish I was there but I’m rocking the Burnt Endz koozie down in CR.

[MirrOlure 14776]

Me with my 10

[hook me 2092]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Wait, so @closetojumping actually has a man bun? I thought that was a joke!

[Sbbruin 21853]

Looks like a very solid tailgate.  Good work!

[MissingInAction 25077]

1 hour ago, hook me said:

Wait, so @closetojumping actually has a man bun? I thought that was a joke!

Two man buns.

[D3zii 3680]

OKAY at this point the big 12 is making it obvious 

[TexasHooch 5122]

Hooray.  They out choked us.  

[ztejas 43450]

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Hooray.  They out choked us.  

Bitch. Shut up.

[4th&Five 41554]

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Hooray.  They out choked us.  

You sure?

[TexasHooch 5122]

Nope.  

[4th&Five 41554]

2/14 on third down 

[TexasHooch 5122]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bitch. Shut up.

Yep.  I'll take that.  1) Thought I was on the game thread. 2) Didn't realize how much time was left.

Neg away.  I suck.

 

Edited November 4, 2023 by TexasHooch

[LTtxfan 49187]

Hope y'all have plenty of alcohol after that game...

 

Hook'em 🤘

[immamac 42850]

Come now. 

[Lhorn 4913]

4 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Me with my 10

I say this in the most respectful, positive way possible:

[Biff Tannen 45687]

Her pants are on backwards, but well done. 

[Post Oak 20213]

5 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Me with my 10

Is that a Criquet polo? Like it? Is it lightweight enough to wear in  100 degrees.

[TreatyOak 16331]

Few pics from today's super-fun tailgate. As usual, @immamac did an AMAZING job!!!!

Met so many great people and posters and it was fun meeting members of the UT Swim and Dive team. 

 

Members of Texas Swim Team were guests today. 

Surly Horns faithful sweating out the final minute of the game. 

[MirrOlure 14776]

Is that a Criquet polo? Like it? Is it lightweight enough to wear in  100 degrees.

Yes. Cotton not performance. Nary a sweat spot today. But I’m just that cool

For extreme heat get the performance line

[MissingInAction 25077]

Fuck Kansas aggy.

[Post Oak 20213]

11 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Yes. Cotton not performance. Nary a sweat spot today. But I’m just that cool

For extreme heat get the performance line

Gracias

[tx 3 putt 76958]

16 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Yes. Cotton not performance. Nary a sweat spot today. But I’m just that cool

For extreme heat get the performance line

Come for the tailgate, stay for the fashion tips 

[4th&Five 41554]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Come now. 

[gofuckyourself 8240]

I didn't get to hang much unfortunately but it looked great. I got to meet @MissingInAction and the fearless bearded leader.

Now I don't want to take too much credit but that was my first surly tailgate, albeit brief, and the first UT game my oldest has attended. Obviously the team picked up on that at the end. Fun, nerve wracking game.

Oh @South Austin I told my son you'd race him and he laughed and said "I'll do it." Afterwards he may or may not have said, quote "that punk-ass chump is ducking me."

Hope I can make another and hang more.

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Few pics from today's super-fun tailgate. As usual, @immamac did an AMAZING job!!!!

Met so many great people and posters and it was fun meeting members of the UT Swim and Dive team. 

 

Members of Texas Swim Team were guests today. 

Surly Horns faithful sweating out the final minute of the game. 

Where do you get the “Horns “ donuts?

[MissingInAction 25077]

Classic tailgate party with a heart attack ending.

Thanks @immamac. 

Had to Ditch before cleanup to let the dog out, but there were a few guys there to help out including @CowtownHorn.

Again, great seeing everyone.

[TreatyOak 16331]

18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Where do you get the “Horns “ donuts?

I'll let @immamac answer that one

[Enemy07 292]

@immamac How long do you guys stay tailgating after the game?

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Few pics from today's super-fun tailgate. As usual, @immamac did an AMAZING job!!!!

Met so many great people and posters and it was fun meeting members of the UT Swim and Dive team. 

 

Members of Texas Swim Team were guests today. 

Surly Horns faithful sweating out the final minute of the game. 

I spoke with you and didn’t even realize it with the group of guys who were in matching shirts 

[immamac 42850]

I think I chugged a bloody maria. That was the beginning of the end. I was in rough shape at the end. Took many 1.5-3 minute naps. Got duped by a man to drive my car home. Locked it and got home anyway. 

what a win. 

[TreatyOak 16331]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I spoke with you and didn’t even realize it with the group of guys who were in matching shirts 

Nice to talk to you!!

They are friends visiting from NYC and are now proud contributors to the Texas One Fund. They arrived on Friday morning, ate at Terry Black's, had dinner at Perry's Steakhouse, then hung on Dirty Six and Rainey Street. They did the Surly tailgate this morning, got on Fox's pregame show, met our nice Swim and Dive team members, went to a big college game that went to overtime, are now having dinner now at Industry, and will end up back on 6th. Street. All-in-all, not a bad intro to Austin. 

[Roofle 272]

I think I chugged a bloody maria. That was the beginning of the end. I was in rough shape at the end. Took many 1.5-3 minute naps. Got duped by a man to drive my car home. Locked it and got home anyway. 

what a win. 

Hats off to the middle man and all his efforts. We would be nothing without our lord and savior.

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Nice to talk to you!!

They are friends visiting from NYC and are now proud contributors to the Texas One Fund. They arrived on Friday morning, ate at Terry Black's, had dinner at Perry's Steakhouse, then hung on Dirty Six and Rainey Street. They did the Surly tailgate this morning, got on Fox's pregame show, met our nice Swim and Dive team members, went to a big college game that went to overtime, are now having dinner now at Industry, and will end up back on 6th. Street. All-in-all, not a bad intro to Austin. 

A win makes everything better. We ran into them inside the stadium as well!

[swonie 71]

Great time Pre and post game. See y’all at Tech

[4th&Five 41554]

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Where do you get the “Horns “ donuts?

Donut Taco Palace definitely does it. 

[immamac 42850]

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Donut Taco Palace definitely does it. 

It was donut taco palace. Highly recommend as you tasted their food is pretty damned good! 
 

What a season it was! We are gonna have some other hosts for Texas tech as I’ll be in Michigan, but there will still be a tailgate.
 

Next year we will be hosting tailgates both home and away. Every. Single. Game. We will dominate the SEC tailgating scene. 

 

If you had a great time and want to donate to the tailgate or any NIL program use the links. Here’s one for the tailgate. 
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/tailgate

 

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

28 minutes ago, immamac said:

It was donut taco palace. Highly recommend as you tasted their food is pretty damned good! 
 

What a season it was! We are gonna have some other hosts for Texas tech as I’ll be in Michigan, but there will still be a tailgate.
 

Next year we will be hosting tailgates both home and away. Every. Single. Game. We will dominate the SEC tailgating scene. 

 

If you had a great time and want to donate to the tailgate or any NIL program use the links. Here’s one for the tailgate. 
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/tailgate

 

Where were the tacos from? Same place?

[immamac 42850]

25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Where were the tacos from? Same place?

Yep and kolaches. They do it all lol 

[HenryJames 66052]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

We are gonna have some other hosts for Texas tech as I’ll be in Michigan

What about the Michigan game next year?

[South Austin 52508]

Had a great time yesterday. I got to meet @TreatyOak and watch my fiancé and @ChickenNuggets spar in a political debate (she didn’t get the “take that shit to Cloak Room” memo).

Thanks again for the hospitality. 

[TreatyOak 16331]

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Had a great time yesterday. I got to meet @TreatyOak and watch my fiancé and @ChickenNuggets spar in a political debate (she didn’t get the “take that shit to Cloak Room” memo).

Thanks again for the hospitality. 

Yeah, that was really fun. I really enjoyed getting to meet you and your beautiful and absolutely hilarious fiancé. She is a pistol and you do not want to mess with her! Thanks so much to @immamac for EVERYTHING you have done to create this amazing little community.