Topless MT lady - "They might've took my car keys, but they forgot about my ol' John Deere"

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Houston facing charges after allegedly stealing and crashing front-end loader

GREAT FALLS: Heather Houston was arrested on Sunday after allegedly stealing a front-end loader and driving it into an apartment complex in Great Falls.

The Great Falls Police Department responded to the Fox Hollow apartment complex on Sunday morning where they found 34-year-old Houston, who had reportedly stolen the loader from the 3100 block of Rainbow Dam Road and drove it across town to the apartments.

Fox Hollow is located at 1700 10th Street Southwest, behind the Best Western Heritage Inn.

The GFPD says that Houston then crashed through a fence with the loader, damaged a car, and hit the side of the complex.

She was reportedly topless as she elevated the front end to the second floor and crawled into an apartment before coming back out.

When police arrived, they arrested Houston on charges of felony criminal mischief and felony criminal endangerment. Additional charges could be filed.

Andy Ashcraft, who lives in the apartment building (and is also an MTN employee) said it was quite the morning.

“She actually ran into the side of my window, it shook the whole house. That’s when we went running outside thinking, ‘We better get out of here in case the building comes down,’” Ashcraft said.

There were no reports of injuries.

Houston has been charged with felony theft; two counts of felony criminal mischief; felony criminal endangerment; misdemeanor criminal mischief; and misdemeanor criminal trespass to property.

Court documents obtained on Monday state that Houston told police that the owner of the vehicle had let her borrow it. Police contacted the owner, who said that he did not know Houston and had not given her permission to drive it. He surmised that Houston had broken into his business to steal the tractor. He estimated that damage to the tractor caused by Houston was about $1,300.

The owner of the loader also said that there was more than $1,500 in damage to the front gate of his property where the loader was stolen from. In addition, a pickup truck that was parked next to the loader sustained an estimated $6,000 in damage due to being hit by the loader when Houston drove it away.

Police then talked with the pastor at Bethel Lutheran Church, who said that Houston had driven the loader across the lawn of the church; he estimated the damage to the lawn at about $800.

There is no word yet on the dollar amount of damage caused at the apartment complex.

[Parliament 14,357]

Was she sober?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no, no she wasn't sober. Props to her for driving around topless in a front end loader. I wonder what she does for fun on a Wednesday?

[GopherRock 1,771]

One more last chance before you say we're through?

[HiggyBaby 2,550]

History of meth use. Surprise surprise.

https://eklist.com/heather-houston-979/

[Jerry Callo 8,769]

I pretty impressed that she drove the front-end loader 5.5 miles and was able to figure out how to work the bucket.

[Pato del Muerto 52,666]

Alliterative names everywhere like it’s a marvel story. 

[Stoogey 219]

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Alliterative names everywhere like it’s a marvel story. 

Andy Ashcraft. Assonance.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Was she sober?

Just female.

[The Gimp 350]

Sorry for partying.

[Lhorn 4,971]

kudo to her. My wife has no idea what to do when a lightbulb burns out and this chick jumps in a front end loader, drives it across town topless like it ain’t no thing. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

4 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no, no she wasn't sober. Props to her for driving around topless in a front end loader. I wonder what she does for fun on a Wednesday?

Double Penetration 

[ChickenSandwich 9,856]

5 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

I pretty impressed that she drove the front-end loader 5.5 miles and was able to figure out how to work the bucket.

Using the bucket to access a second floor apartment is next level. 

Mission Impossible Meth Squad

Edited July 3, 2018 by ChickenSandwich

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Anyone know if they were puffies?

[workswithseed 2,124]

7 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Double Penetration 

Happy hump day

[Tyler Durden 132]

About five years ago there was a John Deere parked at Cyclone Anaya’s. I said something about it fairly loudly in the bar area and a guy claimed it. Asked how he drove that thing to CA without getting pulled over and learned he was a cop. Not surprised at that point.

[Shmitty 112]

4 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Anyone know if they were puffies?

 

they were lemon drops