Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5385]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

These might help...

that guy on the front is going to fucking punish those pampers holy shit

[LTtxfan 48823]

Fuckin' make plays guys !!!

Execution sucks

• Ewers on 1st drive
• Brooks drops TD on last drive

FUK

[Horn117 648]

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

My family knows this is my Christmas day. A request for Chik-Fil-A would be matched with solid laughter and confusion thinking they are kidding. 

[Atticus 3914]

Better to get the nerves out in this game. Rice is actually playing hard and smart out there. 

Our guys aren't looking great so far, but the potential is there, especially once the OL stops missing blocks.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

DJ the best I ever watched at his position on the 40.

[dcar00 14002]

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

a leopard doesn't change its stripes.

[NAVY 6737]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Should have told them you’ll get it tomorrow 

They will complain about different shit tomorrow. Let’s fucking go! Hook em 
 

lets 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

@immamac 50k for brooks? Lulz let's do 50 for the redhead.

How much for no more goddamned commercials?

[Carl Spackler 3460]

2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol perfect play wut

My feed is delayed, complaining about the hr ewers run.

WTF was he supposed to do?  His receivers were covered.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Great ST.

[ousux 5581]

Guess one good thing about admission requirements is more Asian chicks.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

Watching the 05 season, every game we came out and crushed.  I knew this team wasn't 05, but god damn, they look like every other year for the past decade.

[LTtxfan 48823]

Need turnovers defense  🤘

[naija 2847]

DJ looks good

[USNALonghorn 5022]

On the bright side, I’m enjoying watching the defense and ST

[AUS-97HORN 11644]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

As good as Brooks is, he is not Bijan. Not all RBs can catch well. 

in theory you would discover that in practice, and you know, NOT call a play call that is basically designed for that specific RB to catch a ball

[SubliminalHorn 6622]

Defense and special teams will have to carry this team 

[Jiggy-Z 3427]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I forgot how dumb people are on game threads. 

Hard to see how, it happens in every sport in every game.

[TexArcher 37414]

God damn, can some of y'all calm down?  It's a season opener.  We're barely into the 2nd quarter and we're up 7.  Some of y'all sound like we're down 10.

Calm your tits.

[Valmy77 13086]

Based on the very limited sample size I have seen so far, the weak link is the offensive line...again. That's a pretty bad weak link to have. Hopefully they are better than what they have shown.

[texasdago 7544]

God this thread is the usual beating 

[Dahobbs 17408]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I forgot how dumb people are on game threads. 

Are we less dumb out of game threads?

[TOR 5355]

Marcus been eating lots of taro root.  With extra gravy.

[Rimbo 25705]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Guess one good thing about admission requirements is more Asian chicks.

fuck off, I saw her first

[NAVY 6737]

Just now, Horn117 said:

My family knows this is my Christmas day. A request for Chik-Fil-A would be matched with solid laughter and confusion thinking they are kidding. 

My daughter fought a bully this week. She gets the fucking chicken she wants. 
 

let’s fucking go! Hook’em 

[Horn80 6056]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

DJ the best I ever watched at his position on the 40.

Tommy Nobis 

[chainsaw 9811]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

DJ the best I ever watched at his position on the 40.

i'm more of a TJ Ford guy but I like him too

[millhouse 2585]

Well that was suboptimal 

[Valmy77 13086]

Got us there Rice.

[VinyVango 677]

They’re working Gbenda

[The Ace of Aces 5102]

Hey there’s that 3rd down defense - to match the offense!

Edited September 2, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[AUS-97HORN 11644]

sigh....  holding? 

 

whats holding?

 

no such thing

[gofuckyourself 8099]

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

As good as Brooks is, he is not Bijan. Not all RBs can catch well. 

Um, that didn't take any supernatural ability. Any RB should  catch a soft toss right on the money.

[Carl Spackler 3460]

Gbenda got worked

[Sbbruin 21690]

3 minutes ago, deft said:

0-12. Doomed. Ballgame.

I love this place 

[Nueces River Rat 5522]

There was our  first 3rd and PK

[ztejas 43193]

4 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

14 years*

[Rimbo 25705]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Based on the very limited sample size I have seen so far, the weak link is the offensive line...again. That's a pretty bad weak link to have. Hopefully they are better than what they have shown.

Oh, there's our old friend, "Giving up 3rd and long."

 

[ClubWhatever 12082]

Teams are going to abuse Gbenda 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Sark gonna have to use his starters late. Better hope no injuries happen

[dcar00 14002]

time for a TO.  was a matter of time before they got a guy open.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

Gbenda lol

 

[AUS-97HORN 11644]

damn, 4 guys broke through on that play

[millhouse 2585]

Brought the house, love it

[Gatorubet 30023]

Yes!

[LTtxfan 48823]

SACK

[ousux 5581]

Gbenda needs to be escorted out so he can buy a ticket from a parking lot scalper.

[Dahobbs 17408]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

i'm more of a TJ Ford guy but I like him too

TJ at linebacker would be... Interesting. DJ at point would be hilarious as well. 

[Carl Spackler 3460]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

My daughter fought a bully this week. She gets the fucking chicken she wants. 
 

let’s fucking go! Hook’em 

Pics of daughter and bully fighting?

[hobbes2702 12769]

We have to care more about TOP. It was a huge problem last year and it seems to be one this year. After this drive we will be pretty close to even on TOP