Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5578]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

These might help...

that guy on the front is going to fucking punish those pampers holy shit

[LTtxfan 49358]

Fuckin' make plays guys !!!

Execution sucks

• Ewers on 1st drive
• Brooks drops TD on last drive

FUK

[Horn117 648]

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

My family knows this is my Christmas day. A request for Chik-Fil-A would be matched with solid laughter and confusion thinking they are kidding. 

[Atticus 3991]

Better to get the nerves out in this game. Rice is actually playing hard and smart out there. 

Our guys aren't looking great so far, but the potential is there, especially once the OL stops missing blocks.

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

DJ the best I ever watched at his position on the 40.

[dcar00 14367]

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

a leopard doesn't change its stripes.

[NAVY 6747]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Should have told them you’ll get it tomorrow 

They will complain about different shit tomorrow. Let’s fucking go! Hook em 
 

lets 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

@immamac 50k for brooks? Lulz let's do 50 for the redhead.

How much for no more goddamned commercials?

[Carl Spackler 3504]

2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol perfect play wut

My feed is delayed, complaining about the hr ewers run.

WTF was he supposed to do?  His receivers were covered.

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

Great ST.

[ousux 5602]

Guess one good thing about admission requirements is more Asian chicks.

[Biff Tannen 45742]

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

Watching the 05 season, every game we came out and crushed.  I knew this team wasn't 05, but god damn, they look like every other year for the past decade.

[LTtxfan 49358]

Need turnovers defense  🤘

[naija 2869]

DJ looks good

[USNALonghorn 5078]

On the bright side, I’m enjoying watching the defense and ST

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

As good as Brooks is, he is not Bijan. Not all RBs can catch well. 

in theory you would discover that in practice, and you know, NOT call a play call that is basically designed for that specific RB to catch a ball

[SubliminalHorn 6811]

Defense and special teams will have to carry this team 

[Jiggy-Z 3435]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I forgot how dumb people are on game threads. 

Hard to see how, it happens in every sport in every game.

[TexArcher 38069]

God damn, can some of y'all calm down?  It's a season opener.  We're barely into the 2nd quarter and we're up 7.  Some of y'all sound like we're down 10.

Calm your tits.

[Valmy77 13273]

Based on the very limited sample size I have seen so far, the weak link is the offensive line...again. That's a pretty bad weak link to have. Hopefully they are better than what they have shown.

[texasdago 7579]

God this thread is the usual beating 

[Dahobbs 17682]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I forgot how dumb people are on game threads. 

Are we less dumb out of game threads?

[TOR 5817]

Marcus been eating lots of taro root.  With extra gravy.

[Rimbo 26122]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Guess one good thing about admission requirements is more Asian chicks.

fuck off, I saw her first

[NAVY 6747]

Just now, Horn117 said:

My family knows this is my Christmas day. A request for Chik-Fil-A would be matched with solid laughter and confusion thinking they are kidding. 

My daughter fought a bully this week. She gets the fucking chicken she wants. 
 

let’s fucking go! Hook’em 

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

DJ the best I ever watched at his position on the 40.

Tommy Nobis 

[chainsaw 9873]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

DJ the best I ever watched at his position on the 40.

i'm more of a TJ Ford guy but I like him too

[millhouse 2617]

Well that was suboptimal 

[Valmy77 13273]

Got us there Rice.

[VinyVango 694]

They’re working Gbenda

[The Ace of Aces 5194]

Hey there’s that 3rd down defense - to match the offense!

Edited September 2, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

sigh....  holding? 

 

whats holding?

 

no such thing

[gofuckyourself 8385]

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

As good as Brooks is, he is not Bijan. Not all RBs can catch well. 

Um, that didn't take any supernatural ability. Any RB should  catch a soft toss right on the money.

[Carl Spackler 3504]

Gbenda got worked

[Sbbruin 21891]

3 minutes ago, deft said:

0-12. Doomed. Ballgame.

I love this place 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

There was our  first 3rd and PK

[ztejas 43538]

4 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

I don’t care it’s Rice. I wanted to see us come out and look like killers. So far I just see a lot of the same bitch-assedness I’ve seen the last 13 years.

14 years*

[Rimbo 26122]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Based on the very limited sample size I have seen so far, the weak link is the offensive line...again. That's a pretty bad weak link to have. Hopefully they are better than what they have shown.

Oh, there's our old friend, "Giving up 3rd and long."

 

[ClubWhatever 12158]

Teams are going to abuse Gbenda 

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

Sark gonna have to use his starters late. Better hope no injuries happen

[dcar00 14367]

time for a TO.  was a matter of time before they got a guy open.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Gbenda lol

 

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

damn, 4 guys broke through on that play

[millhouse 2617]

Brought the house, love it

[Gatorubet 30315]

Yes!

[LTtxfan 49358]

SACK

[ousux 5602]

Gbenda needs to be escorted out so he can buy a ticket from a parking lot scalper.

[Dahobbs 17682]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

i'm more of a TJ Ford guy but I like him too

TJ at linebacker would be... Interesting. DJ at point would be hilarious as well. 

[Carl Spackler 3504]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

My daughter fought a bully this week. She gets the fucking chicken she wants. 
 

let’s fucking go! Hook’em 

Pics of daughter and bully fighting?

[hobbes2702 13074]

We have to care more about TOP. It was a huge problem last year and it seems to be one this year. After this drive we will be pretty close to even on TOP