Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[millhouse 2617]

We almost fucked that up

[Valmy77 13273]

Bert time

[Dark Horse 2291]

Campbell needs to sit

[SubliminalHorn 6811]

This offense just looks exactly the same

[Dahobbs 17682]

O line is soooo fucking bad. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5493]

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

Think the back ups do better with this trash line?

[TexArcher 38052]

Jesus, Quinn's getting blown up by Rice, repeatedly.  Where is this improved O line??

[HuntinHorn 986]

Jesus Christ Sark

[LTtxfan 49350]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

College football qb’s make plays when the pocket breaks down.

 

Ewers breaks down even when the pocket doesn’t break down. 

Ewers not seeing the field.  Teams are gonna make Texas pass.

Ewers is getting hit too much...

[Duane Moore 5249]

2010 all over again

[MrBig 5439]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Sark is an offensive mastermind

[MillerEP 30496]

Hot garbage

[ztejas 43533]

Oh no I hope Ewers isn't injured. We may have to play one of the electric QBs holding their dick's in their hands on the bench. 

[David Dennison 18946]

Start Murphy in the second half. This is awful.

[coachherman'sgrill 2263]

That was a suboptimal series right there. Just terrible

[runthebone 8036]

What kind of fucking play is that?  You throw a slant or just kick.

[hobbes2702 13065]

Why even run that play? We damn near cost ourselves a chance for the FG. 
 

Ewers might be hurt. Prolly the only way we get someone else

[TwiceHorn 31534]

Complete bitchass OL.

[Candi Fisther 87]

Need I say more?

[ATXbronco 4086]

Ewers hasn't fixed his body language, among other things

[D3zii 3720]

Jones and Campbell on the same side screams suicide 

[TexArcher 38052]

Why even call that play?  You hoping for 3 yards closer on the FG?  Why?

[52-80 19241]

Just now, Smax said:

 National Championship team LOL

is there an NIT version of football?

[Vermin 3055]

1 fucking second left no need to rush

[Gene Parmesan 4014]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

This offense just looks exactly the same

They 100% look worse 

[deft 6879]

Time for maalik

[Lou Loomis 758]

This is fucking dreadful.

[Hank_Hill 18894]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Start Murphy in the second half. This is awful.

At OL? I’m about it

[Coach pop a bitch 5493]

Even the td was a misdirection play. This offense is a joke.

[sith_horn 2407]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

He had it against Alabama last season. He lost it and needs to find his way back.

To be fair, this is a true statement.  Strangely, however, that’s looking more and more like an aberration

Against OU too, but yeah, if he can't be consistent ...

[Funk Doctor Spock 12507]

Our pass blocking is pure uncut AIDS

[ousux 5601]

Jaydon Blue has a first down.
 
 
doesn’t that mean that @closetojumping has to fist himself on the 50?

Wait, he didn't portal out? Ctj guaranteed

[Hook1997 5400]

I thought Ewers improved?  Fuck

[Burt Macklin 19050]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

College football qb’s make plays when the pocket breaks down.

 

Ewers breaks down even when the pocket doesn’t break down. 

Yep. Ewers makes it so difficult for the offense to execute well. He’s the exact opposite of someone like Duggan last year who constantly made plays out of nothing. 

[Chips O'Toole 1327]

Interior OL question has been answered. Still shitty. 

[The Ace of Aces 5194]

Worst offensive half of Sark’s tenure, given the opponent. 

[bigcigar 1165]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

This offense just looks exactly the same

Nah, no bijan to save them. And I think the line might have regressed

[Auto Driller 2506]

Giving that half an F on offense might be generous.

[hobbes2702 13065]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Ewers not seeing the field.  Teams are gonna make Texas pass.

Ewers is getting hit too much...

You gotta look past your first read to see the field 

[Bodowned 763]

High I.Q. zero yard throw there to boost the completion percentage.

[dcar00 14357]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

You could, you know, not listen to the off season crap.

I can't imagine anyone would listen to anything about Texas after the last 10 years.

[troph 24905]

Offense is um…. 

[Hermanator 7159]

They were lucky they didn't fuck that up and run out the half. Just dumb

[Brian Fantana 6690]

Ewers is getting pummeled god DAMN...OL coach gonna be blowing a gasket in the locker room

[GTJ1982 388]

Why is Sark allergic to running a two minute offense to end halves?

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

I thought Kyle Flood was supposed to be a genius at building O-Lines?   This pathetic.  

[Gatorubet 30303]

Kicker U!!!!!

[AUS-97HORN 11822]

points.

 

i will take points

[futureman 22542]

this team sucks. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12507]

Just now, ousux said:

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Jaydon Blue has a first down.
 
 
doesn’t that mean that @closetojumping has to fist himself on the 50?

Wait, he didn't portal out? Ctj guaranteed

For 3 years now. He even guaranteed he wouldn't make it to campus, only to keep moving the goalposts