Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[millhouse 2587]

We almost fucked that up

[Valmy77 13087]

Bert time

[Dark Horse 2257]

Campbell needs to sit

[SubliminalHorn 6622]

This offense just looks exactly the same

[Dahobbs 17408]

O line is soooo fucking bad. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

Think the back ups do better with this trash line?

[TexArcher 37414]

Jesus, Quinn's getting blown up by Rice, repeatedly.  Where is this improved O line??

[HuntinHorn 975]

Jesus Christ Sark

[LTtxfan 48824]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

College football qb’s make plays when the pocket breaks down.

 

Ewers breaks down even when the pocket doesn’t break down. 

Ewers not seeing the field.  Teams are gonna make Texas pass.

Ewers is getting hit too much...

[Duane Moore 5236]

2010 all over again

[MrBig 5249]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Sark is an offensive mastermind

[MillerEP 30311]

Hot garbage

[ztejas 43198]

Oh no I hope Ewers isn't injured. We may have to play one of the electric QBs holding their dick's in their hands on the bench. 

[David Dennison 18487]

Start Murphy in the second half. This is awful.

[coachherman'sgrill 1936]

That was a suboptimal series right there. Just terrible

[runthebone 7915]

What kind of fucking play is that?  You throw a slant or just kick.

[hobbes2702 12769]

Why even run that play? We damn near cost ourselves a chance for the FG. 
 

Ewers might be hurt. Prolly the only way we get someone else

[TwiceHorn 31087]

Complete bitchass OL.

[Candi Fisther 87]

Need I say more?

[ATXbronco 4054]

Ewers hasn't fixed his body language, among other things

[D3zii 3637]

Jones and Campbell on the same side screams suicide 

[TexArcher 37414]

Why even call that play?  You hoping for 3 yards closer on the FG?  Why?

[52-80 19047]

Just now, Smax said:

 National Championship team LOL

is there an NIT version of football?

[Vermin 3040]

1 fucking second left no need to rush

[Gene Parmesan 3970]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

This offense just looks exactly the same

They 100% look worse 

[deft 6768]

Time for maalik

[Lou Loomis 724]

This is fucking dreadful.

[Hank_Hill 18418]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Start Murphy in the second half. This is awful.

At OL? I’m about it

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Even the td was a misdirection play. This offense is a joke.

[sith_horn 2366]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

He had it against Alabama last season. He lost it and needs to find his way back.

To be fair, this is a true statement.  Strangely, however, that’s looking more and more like an aberration

Against OU too, but yeah, if he can't be consistent ...

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

Our pass blocking is pure uncut AIDS

[ousux 5581]

Jaydon Blue has a first down.
 
 
doesn’t that mean that @closetojumping has to fist himself on the 50?

Wait, he didn't portal out? Ctj guaranteed

[Hook1997 5263]

I thought Ewers improved?  Fuck

[Burt Macklin 18984]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

College football qb’s make plays when the pocket breaks down.

 

Ewers breaks down even when the pocket doesn’t break down. 

Yep. Ewers makes it so difficult for the offense to execute well. He’s the exact opposite of someone like Duggan last year who constantly made plays out of nothing. 

[Chips O'Toole 1316]

Interior OL question has been answered. Still shitty. 

[The Ace of Aces 5102]

Worst offensive half of Sark’s tenure, given the opponent. 

[bigcigar 1161]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

This offense just looks exactly the same

Nah, no bijan to save them. And I think the line might have regressed

[Auto Driller 2504]

Giving that half an F on offense might be generous.

[hobbes2702 12769]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Ewers not seeing the field.  Teams are gonna make Texas pass.

Ewers is getting hit too much...

You gotta look past your first read to see the field 

[Bodowned 671]

High I.Q. zero yard throw there to boost the completion percentage.

[dcar00 14006]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

You could, you know, not listen to the off season crap.

I can't imagine anyone would listen to anything about Texas after the last 10 years.

[troph 24500]

Offense is um…. 

[Hermanator 6863]

They were lucky they didn't fuck that up and run out the half. Just dumb

[Brian Fantana 6652]

Ewers is getting pummeled god DAMN...OL coach gonna be blowing a gasket in the locker room

[GTJ1982 378]

Why is Sark allergic to running a two minute offense to end halves?

[Nueces River Rat 5522]

I thought Kyle Flood was supposed to be a genius at building O-Lines?   This pathetic.  

[Gatorubet 30023]

Kicker U!!!!!

[AUS-97HORN 11645]

points.

 

i will take points

[futureman 22383]

this team sucks. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

Just now, ousux said:

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Jaydon Blue has a first down.
 
 
doesn’t that mean that @closetojumping has to fist himself on the 50?

Wait, he didn't portal out? Ctj guaranteed

For 3 years now. He even guaranteed he wouldn't make it to campus, only to keep moving the goalposts