Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Biff Tannen 46234]

Brooks should starts

[Hook1997 5536]

Baxter 1.5 a carry, Brooks 5.5.  Need more Brooks

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

sark and Ewers fucking suck 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Has anyone used the "don't put anything on game film because Bama" yet?

[hookem48 4857]

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Think he just threw it up. Right guard got absolutely blown up

seriously blown up

[Carl Spackler 3633]

Calm down, you pussies

[LTtxfan 50040]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If we throw another deep ball this season I’m raising money to fire everyone 

 

Here yah go Sgt...

[NAVY 6974]

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

[USNALonghorn 5202]

All of the 9-3/8-4 predictions are starting to make sense now

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

Just now, David Dennison said:

7 points in the first quarter against Rice.

F-

I really don’t want to be negative, but…….yeah.  Hopefully this is just your typical opening week slow start.  The problem is I’m seeing some of the same problems in Quinn that were very apparent last year.  For now I’ll keep telling myself it’s early….

[VirginiaLonghorn 4920]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, can he target someone not named Worthy?

He threw one to JT’s shoe tops. 

[Biff Tannen 46234]

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

You didn't miss much

[Hermanator 7716]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea but the 9.95ers said they were looking great.

Actually this is the first year I feel like, at least very early in game 1, they might have been right. They said the defense was beating the offense in scrimmages. 

[Coach pop a bitch 6046]

Get that cock sucker off the screen

[JFKFC 4978]

You don't just stroll on to the field against this Rice D line and expect a productive offense. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 
Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

Uber or Favor that shit

[AUS-97HORN 12059]

J Whitt!!

[Gatorubet 30819]

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

That’s on you

[Rimbo 27093]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yay, a correct call.  Good job, shitbirds.

They had to talk about it, though.

"If we call this on the offense, ya think we can get away with it?"

"League won't sanction us, you know."

"Yeah, but remember what they said, we gotta make it look good."

"Right! Who do you think they'll hang out to dry if it's really flagrant? Us, that's who."

"Yeah, still wanna have a job this year. OK, we call this one on the defense."

[Jersey Man10 3805]

Excited my ass we look like shit

[Sbbruin 22147]

3 minutes ago, naija said:

new here?

Texas game threads are glorious.  

[Nueces River Rat 5802]

Allison Williams is cute 

[MillerEP 30913]

Well drawn up and played

[dcar00 15005]

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Second half of next week at this rate. 

Sark won't throw him into that.  maybe Wyoming.

[hookem48 4857]

sideline interviews with coaches fucking suck

[UTEE97 3949]

We will win this game easily if we run 70% of the plays but I think we need to get the deep ball synced up if we were to have any chance against Bama.

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Damn he will throw to somebody besides Worthy

[Valmy77 13626]

Pretty play there

[Cuernavaca 255]

JWhitttt!

[TexArcher 39080]

Love me some J Whitt

[Rimbo 27093]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

J Whitt!!

He was in his own zip code there. NOBODY around him.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He threw one to JT’s shoe tops. 

Oh that's right. To begin the first series. And now we're back to our regular scheduled Worthy channel 

 

Wit, what's that? Word is he just threw one to Whittington 

[Bodowned 893]

Can we please just dink & dunk these bums and let our wide receivers YAC them to death? That would be great, thanks.

[Rimbo 27093]

LOL ain't nobody expecting Ewers to run it.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3661]

Terrible blocking lmao

[Dahobbs 18434]

I assume someone was supposed to actually be running a route on the right side. 

[AUS-97HORN 12059]

0-3 on 3rd down

 

is that bad??

[bigcigar 1224]

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

All of the 9-3/8-4 predictions are starting to make sense now

No shit…they always made sense

[Ellellelle 355]

Dumb play.

[millhouse 2733]

Damn, Brooks catches that and walks in

[chainsaw 10315]

that's a 4 point drop

[Valmy77 13626]

What the heck Brooks?

[SameSame 1754]

seen that before

[TexArcher 39080]

Just now, Bodowned said:

Can we please just dink & dunk these bums and let our wide receivers YAC them to death? That would be great, thanks.

I mean, really.  I know Sark wants to get Quinn on Sportscenter, but god damn, we can do that with a slant that gets broken, too.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8987]

Jfc .

[ztejas 44297]

We look like a fucking joke. 

[Wishbone 4958]

Dammit Brooks

[USNALonghorn 5202]

Nice drop, Ingram

[Coach pop a bitch 6046]

Team trying to get reps for the kicker. Gonna. Need him next week

[Gatorubet 30819]

Furk…