Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Biff Tannen 45705]

Brooks should starts

[Hook1997 5397]

Baxter 1.5 a carry, Brooks 5.5.  Need more Brooks

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

sark and Ewers fucking suck 

[coachherman'sgrill 2254]

Has anyone used the "don't put anything on game film because Bama" yet?

[hookem48 4702]

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Think he just threw it up. Right guard got absolutely blown up

seriously blown up

[Carl Spackler 3488]

Calm down, you pussies

[LTtxfan 49330]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If we throw another deep ball this season I’m raising money to fire everyone 

 

Here yah go Sgt...

[NAVY 6747]

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

All of the 9-3/8-4 predictions are starting to make sense now

[Steelers Roll Left 1182]

Just now, David Dennison said:

7 points in the first quarter against Rice.

F-

I really don’t want to be negative, but…….yeah.  Hopefully this is just your typical opening week slow start.  The problem is I’m seeing some of the same problems in Quinn that were very apparent last year.  For now I’ll keep telling myself it’s early….

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, can he target someone not named Worthy?

He threw one to JT’s shoe tops. 

[Biff Tannen 45705]

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

You didn't miss much

[Hermanator 7130]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea but the 9.95ers said they were looking great.

Actually this is the first year I feel like, at least very early in game 1, they might have been right. They said the defense was beating the offense in scrimmages. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5491]

Get that cock sucker off the screen

[JFKFC 4891]

You don't just stroll on to the field against this Rice D line and expect a productive offense. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2254]

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 
Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

Uber or Favor that shit

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

J Whitt!!

[Gatorubet 30285]

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

That’s on you

[Rimbo 26039]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yay, a correct call.  Good job, shitbirds.

They had to talk about it, though.

"If we call this on the offense, ya think we can get away with it?"

"League won't sanction us, you know."

"Yeah, but remember what they said, we gotta make it look good."

"Right! Who do you think they'll hang out to dry if it's really flagrant? Us, that's who."

"Yeah, still wanna have a job this year. OK, we call this one on the defense."

[Jersey Man10 3539]

Excited my ass we look like shit

[Sbbruin 21866]

3 minutes ago, naija said:

new here?

Texas game threads are glorious.  

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Allison Williams is cute 

[MillerEP 30494]

Well drawn up and played

[dcar00 14339]

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Second half of next week at this rate. 

Sark won't throw him into that.  maybe Wyoming.

[hookem48 4702]

sideline interviews with coaches fucking suck

[UTEE97 3522]

We will win this game easily if we run 70% of the plays but I think we need to get the deep ball synced up if we were to have any chance against Bama.

[HuntinHorn 986]

Damn he will throw to somebody besides Worthy

[Valmy77 13267]

Pretty play there

[Cuernavaca 254]

JWhitttt!

[TexArcher 38004]

Love me some J Whitt

[Rimbo 26039]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

J Whitt!!

He was in his own zip code there. NOBODY around him.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12477]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He threw one to JT’s shoe tops. 

Oh that's right. To begin the first series. And now we're back to our regular scheduled Worthy channel 

 

Wit, what's that? Word is he just threw one to Whittington 

[Bodowned 763]

Can we please just dink & dunk these bums and let our wide receivers YAC them to death? That would be great, thanks.

[Rimbo 26039]

LOL ain't nobody expecting Ewers to run it.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3031]

Terrible blocking lmao

[Dahobbs 17646]

I assume someone was supposed to actually be running a route on the right side. 

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

0-3 on 3rd down

 

is that bad??

[bigcigar 1164]

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

All of the 9-3/8-4 predictions are starting to make sense now

No shit…they always made sense

[Ellellelle 314]

Dumb play.

[millhouse 2616]

Damn, Brooks catches that and walks in

[chainsaw 9873]

that's a 4 point drop

[Valmy77 13267]

What the heck Brooks?

[SameSame 1705]

seen that before

[TexArcher 38004]

Just now, Bodowned said:

Can we please just dink & dunk these bums and let our wide receivers YAC them to death? That would be great, thanks.

I mean, really.  I know Sark wants to get Quinn on Sportscenter, but god damn, we can do that with a slant that gets broken, too.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Jfc .

[ztejas 43526]

We look like a fucking joke. 

[Wishbone 4771]

Dammit Brooks

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Nice drop, Ingram

[Coach pop a bitch 5491]

Team trying to get reps for the kicker. Gonna. Need him next week

[Gatorubet 30285]

Furk…