Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Brooks should starts

[Hook1997 5269]

Baxter 1.5 a carry, Brooks 5.5.  Need more Brooks

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

sark and Ewers fucking suck 

[coachherman'sgrill 1977]

Has anyone used the "don't put anything on game film because Bama" yet?

[hookem48 4631]

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Think he just threw it up. Right guard got absolutely blown up

seriously blown up

[Carl Spackler 3461]

Calm down, you pussies

[LTtxfan 48928]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If we throw another deep ball this season I’m raising money to fire everyone 

 

Here yah go Sgt...

[NAVY 6738]

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

All of the 9-3/8-4 predictions are starting to make sense now

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Just now, David Dennison said:

7 points in the first quarter against Rice.

F-

I really don’t want to be negative, but…….yeah.  Hopefully this is just your typical opening week slow start.  The problem is I’m seeing some of the same problems in Quinn that were very apparent last year.  For now I’ll keep telling myself it’s early….

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, can he target someone not named Worthy?

He threw one to JT’s shoe tops. 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

You didn't miss much

[Hermanator 6916]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea but the 9.95ers said they were looking great.

Actually this is the first year I feel like, at least very early in game 1, they might have been right. They said the defense was beating the offense in scrimmages. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Get that cock sucker off the screen

[JFKFC 4878]

You don't just stroll on to the field against this Rice D line and expect a productive offense. 

[coachherman'sgrill 1977]

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 
Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

Uber or Favor that shit

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

J Whitt!!

[Gatorubet 30064]

Just now, NAVY said:

Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. 
 

Just want to watch UT football damn it! 

That’s on you

[Rimbo 25752]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yay, a correct call.  Good job, shitbirds.

They had to talk about it, though.

"If we call this on the offense, ya think we can get away with it?"

"League won't sanction us, you know."

"Yeah, but remember what they said, we gotta make it look good."

"Right! Who do you think they'll hang out to dry if it's really flagrant? Us, that's who."

"Yeah, still wanna have a job this year. OK, we call this one on the defense."

[Jersey Man10 3502]

Excited my ass we look like shit

[Sbbruin 21697]

3 minutes ago, naija said:

new here?

Texas game threads are glorious.  

[Nueces River Rat 5528]

Allison Williams is cute 

[MillerEP 30339]

Well drawn up and played

[dcar00 14023]

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Second half of next week at this rate. 

Sark won't throw him into that.  maybe Wyoming.

[hookem48 4631]

sideline interviews with coaches fucking suck

[UTEE97 3428]

We will win this game easily if we run 70% of the plays but I think we need to get the deep ball synced up if we were to have any chance against Bama.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Damn he will throw to somebody besides Worthy

[Valmy77 13092]

Pretty play there

[Cuernavaca 254]

JWhitttt!

[TexArcher 37455]

Love me some J Whitt

[Rimbo 25752]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

J Whitt!!

He was in his own zip code there. NOBODY around him.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11912]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He threw one to JT’s shoe tops. 

Oh that's right. To begin the first series. And now we're back to our regular scheduled Worthy channel 

 

Wit, what's that? Word is he just threw one to Whittington 

[Bodowned 671]

Can we please just dink & dunk these bums and let our wide receivers YAC them to death? That would be great, thanks.

[Rimbo 25752]

LOL ain't nobody expecting Ewers to run it.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2855]

Terrible blocking lmao

[Dahobbs 17420]

I assume someone was supposed to actually be running a route on the right side. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

0-3 on 3rd down

 

is that bad??

[bigcigar 1161]

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

All of the 9-3/8-4 predictions are starting to make sense now

No shit…they always made sense

[Ellellelle 308]

Dumb play.

[millhouse 2587]

Damn, Brooks catches that and walks in

[chainsaw 9831]

that's a 4 point drop

[Valmy77 13092]

What the heck Brooks?

[SameSame 1691]

seen that before

[TexArcher 37455]

Just now, Bodowned said:

Can we please just dink & dunk these bums and let our wide receivers YAC them to death? That would be great, thanks.

I mean, really.  I know Sark wants to get Quinn on Sportscenter, but god damn, we can do that with a slant that gets broken, too.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Jfc .

[ztejas 43244]

We look like a fucking joke. 

[Wishbone 4731]

Dammit Brooks

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Nice drop, Ingram

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Team trying to get reps for the kicker. Gonna. Need him next week

[Gatorubet 30064]

Furk…