Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

INT 2

[chainsaw 10312]

Thanks D

[MillerEP 30907]

Int again!

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Ewers looking very Garrett Gilbert-esque

I don't remember all they hype for squints and he wasn't annoited the second coming of VY

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5663]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Rice is better than advertised

Rice was actually advertised as being more legit than the average rice team. It's a team full of 5th year seniors and they covered the spread the majority of their games last year.

[Carl Spackler 3625]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

No. This has been consistently awful.  One TD in 5 drives against fucking Rice. No push in the run game (even the long run was bad blocking but Baxter caught them overpurusing), Ewers looks like shit missing throws and not reading the defense and we’re still not close to hitting the deep ball while Sark keeps putting us in third and long. 

U forget the dropped sure TD pass?  Calm the fuck down, Nancy.  It's the first half of the first half, you gaping gash

[hobbes2702 13510]

Needed that defense. Big play

[USNALonghorn 5195]

This defense fucks

[Valmy77 13626]

Defense is doing what they should today.

[Dnaguy 12724]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

All offseason long this board acted like Ewers wasn’t going to come out and be the Ewers we saw last year.

He just doesn’t have it.

[millhouse 2733]

Liking this defense

[Dahobbs 18408]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

So here's my choices

Rice is better than advertised

Seppuku

Which do I choose?

Make it easier for the rest of us. 

[naija 3066]

can the offense make something out of this please? we now know we can kick the short FGs

[MillerEP 30907]

Car alarm is the new Int sound I guess?

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

and LOL at the stadium sound effects of a car alarm on the INT

[Gatorubet 30791]

Goddamn Rice…it’s like you put me in as QB. 

[Rickylovesweed 15571]

PK is a good defensive coordinator. The board reacted too quickly after year 1. 

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Defense saving Ewers ass

[Vic Mackey 48029]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

OU put up fucking 80 today and we can’t score TDs against Rice 

This is why the ol "Well it's just *insert shitty team*" argument is dumb. Sure, Arkansas State sucks but OU did what they should have and then some. Kicked their ass straight out the gate. Texas is struggling against a shitty Rice team at home. Not a great feel to start the season but still a lot of game left today. But this game isn't really my concern. They will sleepwalk to a win today. Bama on the road next week, you dick around and shit will go bad. Even a "down" Bama team is still damn good, especially at home.

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

Too bad the INTs aren’t pick 6s. 

[ztejas 44288]

Watch Sark piss away an amazing D because he won't bench our shitty QB. Hope y'all are ready for it. 

[Duane Moore 5773]

Just now, CooterBrown said:

It would’ve been nice to get some depth players some game reps but here we are setting up a down to the wire pillow fight.

They’re already playing all over the place. 

[Dark Horse 2436]

Maybe we can do something with a short field. 

[Coach pop a bitch 6044]

Love the alarm 

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Quack quack quack!

[USNALonghorn 5195]

16-3 coming up

[Gene Parmesan 4083]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

QE3 bout to turn sanders into a 6th round pick

And himself into an insurance salesman 

[Modessit 5667]

That Sweat chest bump was awesome.

[Deej 77893]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I can't believe I'm not even a half into the season and already out of Ewers. Nothing he has shown has said he's going to be the guy. He can't throw deep, he's no run threat, he flinches on blitzes, he doesn't look confident and certainly doesn't act like any type of team leader.

At least he's not JT Sanders.

[TexArcher 39078]

Car alarm INT sound ruuuuuuuuled, lol

[Macklemore 2947]

JT Daniels sucks. Can’t believe he was a 5 star recruit.

[beer 3294]

Doubleoops

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5663]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ewers looking very Garrett Gilbert-esque

I don't remember all they hype for squints

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

[Horn80 6361]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

I am there as well. Everyone feel free to save this and light me up next week if he shreds Bama, but I’m wondering how the recruiting services got his evaluation so very wrong. 

You don’t remember Vince struggling early on?

[hobbes2702 13510]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

U forget the dropped sure TD pass?  Calm the fuck down, Nancy.  It's the first half of the first half, you gaping gash

It’s the first half and we’ve shown no ability to sustain drives at all. Against fucking rice

[dcar00 14997]

2 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

So many weapons… so many dud plays against a Rice team. Can anybody get fucking open?

Sark if you are holding back for Bama how about we turn this shit up a bit.

Narrator: he's not holding back for Bama. The issue is obvious.

[Bodowned 893]

Like, there’s NO way (outside of killing the kid’s confidence, yadda yadda) that Murphy shouldn’t get a look here soon. There’s not a single thing outside of his hair cut that’s changed since we last saw the Ewers experience.

[D3zii 3955]

Loving this defense man!!!!! 

[Rimbo 27092]

The downside of that INT is that now our offense is almost immediately in the red zone.

[4th&Five 42026]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Yards are nice but connecting more often would be cool

Most of those yards are after the catch. 

[Pancho 46373]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

OU put up fucking 80 today and we can’t score TDs against Rice 

Arkansas State is on the same level as Whitesboro High School when compared to Rice. 

Context, bro. 

[hobbes2702 13510]

1st down deep ball. Every time

[chainsaw 10312]

fucking knew it. worthy is dumb

[Bottlecap 1523]

do we really have a 90s car alarm sound effect for turnovers? is that a bob cole decision?

[ousux 5649]

Rice was actually advertised as being more legit than the average rice team. It's a team full of 5th year seniors and they covered the spread the majority of their games last year.

Hoping you're right about that, the predicted mudhole looks pretty dry at the moment.

[millhouse 2733]

Damnit

[Whitewater Horn 973]

Hell yeah! 3 more points coming!

[David Dennison 19570]

That is so bad.

[DaysOff 8222]

Just a dumb team

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

sigh 

 

lazy worthy.