Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[naija 2854]

nothing looks crisp

[dcar00 14173]

Ewers is fine if the first option is wide open or there is a safety valve within 5 yards.

[Burt Macklin 19020]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

U forget the dropped sure TD pass?  Calm the fuck down, Nancy.  It's the first half of the first half, you gaping gash

You clearly have no clue what you’re watching. Catching that pass wouldn’t change how we’re playing. Rice is god awful. We should be dominating and we’re not even looking competent. I’m 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Guys. Sark doesn’t wanna show the playbook for Bama 

 

dudes playing 5D chess 

[millhouse 2603]

Hey sark, run it on firsdown maybe

[naija 2854]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

PK is a good defensive coordinator. The board reacted too quickly after year 1. 

it's Rice. slow down.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

And himself into an insurance salesman 

Naw I'm sure blacklab got something for him. 

[ztejas 43418]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

Correct. I think he won like 7 titles at LT.

[beer 3220]

Bad touching on the no no place...

[hobbes2702 13031]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I am there as well. Everyone feel free to save this and light me up next week if he shreds Bama, but I’m wondering how the recruiting services got his evaluation so very wrong. 

Looks like a guy that played for an elite high school, had strong arm, and only got one year of tape. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4769]

5 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Ewers's haircut apparently was not the issue.

… unless it’s all ingrown.

[Dahobbs 17529]

Jesus. Come on, get this. 

[chainsaw 9862]

oh no

[Bodowned 709]

There wasn’t a single fucking receiver within 15 yards of the LOS on that long-developing play action. I legitimately hate Sark at this point. LET YOUR SKILL POSITION PLAYERS DO THE WORK.

[D3zii 3677]

Just now, naija said:

nothing looks crisp

On offense, I’d like to disagree with everything else 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

lolol 

[millhouse 2603]

Hot garbage 

[The Ace of Aces 5177]

This is painful. And anyone who believed and pays for the $9.95 dudes should be embarrassed. 
 

We can’t push Rice for a half yard. 

Edited September 2, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[gofuckyourself 8208]

Embarrassing.

[ztejas 43418]

This is so fucking embarassing. 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

0-5 on 3rd

 

0-2 on 4th

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Fucking Christ 

[dcar00 14173]

ha ha.  we are awful on O.

[ATXhorn17 1617]

Keilan Robinson up the middle on 3rd… Is a choice.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Lol. Sark is fucking clueless

Edited September 2, 2023 by USNALonghorn

[naija 2854]

fucking hell. please start looking for a new staff.

[Rickylovesweed 14275]

OL can't get push against the Rice DL. That's troublesome. 

[TOR 5535]

TO on downs is... underwhelming.

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Bijan completely covered up how shitty this line is

[HuntinHorn 975]

Fuck this offense

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Ewers to LB!

I was previously instructed that 5* QBs go to Safety, not LB. Or was that a "Mack thing" sans VY?

[Dark Horse 2280]

Crazy

[crony 359]

Pathetic.

[Valmy77 13226]

This oline man...

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

that was so

dumb 

[Capn81 372]

O line need some more studs. Gotta recruit better

[TwiceHorn 31445]

JFC

[Dnaguy 11931]

Why can’t a Texas team have any balls.

Sark has never and will never have any edge.

 

[D3zii 3677]

😂😂😂😂 that’s fucking terrible 

[LTtxfan 49152]

Where the fuck is our blocking...

Damn it !!!

[BigTEAMLittleme 202]

That’s two elite 4th down calls

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

This is concerning we can’t push the line to convert

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

All I am saying is that he didn't pan out early on and then the expectations were changed on who he was as a QB. Or you may be 100% correct.

[Hook1997 5352]

Quin holding the hall for days still is not a good sign.  

[DigDug 1667]

Our coaching staff is easy for other coaches to read

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

Horrible execution. 

[TexArcher 37772]

Ahhhhh, fucking Christ, man.

God dammit.

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Bijan completely covered up how shitty this line is

Did he though?

[naija 2854]

if we win, we deserve to drop in the polls

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

What the fuck