Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[naija 3066]

nothing looks crisp

[dcar00 14997]

Ewers is fine if the first option is wide open or there is a safety valve within 5 yards.

[Burt Macklin 19230]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

U forget the dropped sure TD pass?  Calm the fuck down, Nancy.  It's the first half of the first half, you gaping gash

You clearly have no clue what you’re watching. Catching that pass wouldn’t change how we’re playing. Rice is god awful. We should be dominating and we’re not even looking competent. I’m 

[Sgt Hulk 14471]

Guys. Sark doesn’t wanna show the playbook for Bama 

 

dudes playing 5D chess 

[millhouse 2733]

Hey sark, run it on firsdown maybe

[naija 3066]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

PK is a good defensive coordinator. The board reacted too quickly after year 1. 

it's Rice. slow down.

[Coach pop a bitch 6044]

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

And himself into an insurance salesman 

Naw I'm sure blacklab got something for him. 

[ztejas 44288]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

Correct. I think he won like 7 titles at LT.

[beer 3294]

Bad touching on the no no place...

[hobbes2702 13510]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I am there as well. Everyone feel free to save this and light me up next week if he shreds Bama, but I’m wondering how the recruiting services got his evaluation so very wrong. 

Looks like a guy that played for an elite high school, had strong arm, and only got one year of tape. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4919]

5 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Ewers's haircut apparently was not the issue.

… unless it’s all ingrown.

[Dahobbs 18407]

Jesus. Come on, get this. 

[chainsaw 10312]

oh no

[Bodowned 893]

There wasn’t a single fucking receiver within 15 yards of the LOS on that long-developing play action. I legitimately hate Sark at this point. LET YOUR SKILL POSITION PLAYERS DO THE WORK.

[D3zii 3955]

Just now, naija said:

nothing looks crisp

On offense, I’d like to disagree with everything else 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2651]

lolol 

[millhouse 2733]

Hot garbage 

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

This is painful. And anyone who believed and pays for the $9.95 dudes should be embarrassed. 
 

We can’t push Rice for a half yard. 

Edited September 2, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[gofuckyourself 9096]

Embarrassing.

[ztejas 44288]

This is so fucking embarassing. 

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

0-5 on 3rd

 

0-2 on 4th

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Fucking Christ 

[dcar00 14997]

ha ha.  we are awful on O.

[ATXhorn17 1677]

Keilan Robinson up the middle on 3rd… Is a choice.

[USNALonghorn 5195]

Lol. Sark is fucking clueless

Edited September 2, 2023 by USNALonghorn

[naija 3066]

fucking hell. please start looking for a new staff.

[Rickylovesweed 15571]

OL can't get push against the Rice DL. That's troublesome. 

[TOR 6155]

TO on downs is... underwhelming.

[GreenspointTexas 9994]

Bijan completely covered up how shitty this line is

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Fuck this offense

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Ewers to LB!

I was previously instructed that 5* QBs go to Safety, not LB. Or was that a "Mack thing" sans VY?

[Dark Horse 2436]

Crazy

[crony 377]

Pathetic.

[Valmy77 13626]

This oline man...

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2651]

that was so

dumb 

[Capn81 397]

O line need some more studs. Gotta recruit better

[TwiceHorn 32109]

JFC

[Dnaguy 12724]

Why can’t a Texas team have any balls.

Sark has never and will never have any edge.

 

[D3zii 3955]

😂😂😂😂 that’s fucking terrible 

[LTtxfan 50037]

Where the fuck is our blocking...

Damn it !!!

[BigTEAMLittleme 280]

That’s two elite 4th down calls

[BurntOrange&White 42016]

This is concerning we can’t push the line to convert

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

All I am saying is that he didn't pan out early on and then the expectations were changed on who he was as a QB. Or you may be 100% correct.

[Hook1997 5530]

Quin holding the hall for days still is not a good sign.  

[DigDug 1738]

Our coaching staff is easy for other coaches to read

[T-shirt Sip 2209]

Horrible execution. 

[TexArcher 39078]

Ahhhhh, fucking Christ, man.

God dammit.

[Valmy77 13626]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Bijan completely covered up how shitty this line is

Did he though?

[naija 3066]

if we win, we deserve to drop in the polls

[SubliminalHorn 7012]

What the fuck