Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[naija 2851]

nothing looks crisp

[dcar00 14023]

Ewers is fine if the first option is wide open or there is a safety valve within 5 yards.

[Burt Macklin 18988]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

U forget the dropped sure TD pass?  Calm the fuck down, Nancy.  It's the first half of the first half, you gaping gash

You clearly have no clue what you’re watching. Catching that pass wouldn’t change how we’re playing. Rice is god awful. We should be dominating and we’re not even looking competent. I’m 

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

Guys. Sark doesn’t wanna show the playbook for Bama 

 

dudes playing 5D chess 

[millhouse 2587]

Hey sark, run it on firsdown maybe

[naija 2851]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

PK is a good defensive coordinator. The board reacted too quickly after year 1. 

it's Rice. slow down.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

And himself into an insurance salesman 

Naw I'm sure blacklab got something for him. 

[ztejas 43245]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

Correct. I think he won like 7 titles at LT.

[beer 3215]

Bad touching on the no no place...

[hobbes2702 12771]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I am there as well. Everyone feel free to save this and light me up next week if he shreds Bama, but I’m wondering how the recruiting services got his evaluation so very wrong. 

Looks like a guy that played for an elite high school, had strong arm, and only got one year of tape. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

5 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Ewers's haircut apparently was not the issue.

… unless it’s all ingrown.

[Dahobbs 17420]

Jesus. Come on, get this. 

[chainsaw 9831]

oh no

[Bodowned 671]

There wasn’t a single fucking receiver within 15 yards of the LOS on that long-developing play action. I legitimately hate Sark at this point. LET YOUR SKILL POSITION PLAYERS DO THE WORK.

[D3zii 3637]

Just now, naija said:

nothing looks crisp

On offense, I’d like to disagree with everything else 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

lolol 

[millhouse 2587]

Hot garbage 

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

This is painful. And anyone who believed and pays for the $9.95 dudes should be embarrassed. 
 

We can’t push Rice for a half yard. 

Edited September 2, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[gofuckyourself 8115]

Embarrassing.

[ztejas 43245]

This is so fucking embarassing. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

0-5 on 3rd

 

0-2 on 4th

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Fucking Christ 

[dcar00 14023]

ha ha.  we are awful on O.

[ATXhorn17 1610]

Keilan Robinson up the middle on 3rd… Is a choice.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Lol. Sark is fucking clueless

Edited September 2, 2023 by USNALonghorn

[naija 2851]

fucking hell. please start looking for a new staff.

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

OL can't get push against the Rice DL. That's troublesome. 

[TOR 5361]

TO on downs is... underwhelming.

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Bijan completely covered up how shitty this line is

[HuntinHorn 975]

Fuck this offense

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Ewers to LB!

I was previously instructed that 5* QBs go to Safety, not LB. Or was that a "Mack thing" sans VY?

[Dark Horse 2257]

Crazy

[crony 352]

Pathetic.

[Valmy77 13092]

This oline man...

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

that was so

dumb 

[Capn81 372]

O line need some more studs. Gotta recruit better

[TwiceHorn 31184]

JFC

[Dnaguy 11740]

Why can’t a Texas team have any balls.

Sark has never and will never have any edge.

 

[D3zii 3637]

😂😂😂😂 that’s fucking terrible 

[LTtxfan 48928]

Where the fuck is our blocking...

Damn it !!!

[BigTEAMLittleme 188]

That’s two elite 4th down calls

[BurntOrange&White 39486]

This is concerning we can’t push the line to convert

[coachherman'sgrill 1977]

You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

All I am saying is that he didn't pan out early on and then the expectations were changed on who he was as a QB. Or you may be 100% correct.

[Hook1997 5269]

Quin holding the hall for days still is not a good sign.  

[DigDug 1649]

Our coaching staff is easy for other coaches to read

[T-shirt Sip 2096]

Horrible execution. 

[TexArcher 37455]

Ahhhhh, fucking Christ, man.

God dammit.

[Valmy77 13092]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Bijan completely covered up how shitty this line is

Did he though?

[naija 2851]

if we win, we deserve to drop in the polls

[SubliminalHorn 6648]

What the fuck