Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Rickylovesweed 14,515]

JT Daniels scared he's going to get killed. I don't blame him. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,809]

great.    we have 4 mins left and 97 yards to go

[Dahobbs 17,626]

Uh....

[Rip76 4,946]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So who’s our next coach 

Patterson

Meyer

[HuntinHorn 986]

Flood needs to rip the ass of the big human pussies!

[hookem48 4,701]

Ohio State up 7-3 on Indiana in the 2nd, fire everybody

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,327]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

I just hope this is a 2nd half team like last year.....

Yes. It's an issue. We'll dominate the 2nd half you can almost count on it.

[dcar00 14,306]

fucking catch the punt.  there is no reason to let that punt drop.

[Atticus 3,978]

Kris Ross looks explosive. 

[Gidnik 3,284]

What an idiotic play by worthy ….

[Dark Horse 2,284]

I’m sure we can go 96

[MissingInAction 25,119]

I'll be happy if we don't get a safety out of this possession. 

Edited September 2, 2023 by MissingInAction

[ClubWhatever 12,152]

Come up and catch that.  Cost us 20 yards. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,808]

Def line is playing balls out.  It is rice. But they look good 

[Firemans4Horn 18,117]

Catch the punt dumb dumb

[TexArcher 37,989]

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

At lease Mack’s “bad teams” were still fun to watch.

No, they weren't.

[ATXhorn17 1,624]

I feel pretty confident Quinn will take a safety here

[Eastwood 4,394]

Usually I’m not big on the Surly doomcasting early in the season, but I’m absolutely hating what I see. A bunch of mistakes that Bama will absolutely make us suffer for. 

[hobbes2702 13,049]

What the fuck Worthy? Go catch that ball in the air

[msucolt45 4,063]

The OL needs to play better than this against Rice. It's pretty embarrassing.

Yes - no push twice on 4th and 2! First failed attempt gave Rice their only points.

If you can’t dominate the LOS vs Rice, it ain’t going to get any easier from here on out!

Hook’em!!!

[Wishbone 4,763]

Anyone have 20-13 Texas on the score prediction thread?

[Constant 6,748]

JT Daniels sucks, but Texas’ defense looks legit. 

[Enchubben 5,510]

The shitty starting field position trend continues. Catch the fucking punt worthy 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Sark makes me miss Tom Herman’s play calling

[Auto Driller 2,506]

Rice is selling out to stop the run. Blitzing LB and safeties. Somehow our genius OC continues our decade or longer streak of coaches who refuse to throw slant routes.

[Rickylovesweed 14,515]

More short and intermediate stuff. It's open. 

[PilotsError 2,310]

Texas does not appear to have a system- it's like they are playing sandbox football-
Everyone go out and hope someone gets open- no slants, outs for example- rhythm plays- was hoping they would look better.

[Sgt Hulk 13,808]

3 yard run on first. Dropped 2nd down. Over throw on 3rd down 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,429]

Why can't we throw to Mitchell or Neyor?

[Dnaguy 12,002]

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

It was definitely odd to see everyone just assume strong QB play was a given. One of Ewers or the interior OL needed to make a very significant leap this year for the offense to be able to make up for losing a generational RB combo. Today doesn’t answer the question in totality but early returns are not good.

[Valmy77 13,247]

Seriously Ewers?

[Gidnik 3,284]

Ewers got 2 left feet

[naija 2,869]

this kid is fucking dumb

[ztejas 43,505]

Please bench this fucking ass clown. 

[Bevo 13,584]

Still focusing on Worthy. Get the ball to AD and Neyor and Whittington.

[Capn81 373]

Nice footwork.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,239]

Sark makes me miss Tom Herman’s play calling

Easy now. That's just the emotional abuse talking.

[millhouse 2,615]

What the fuck are we doing!!!!! Don't throw anything over 15 yards. Period

[AUS-97HORN 11,809]

Ewers LITERALLY cannot handle if his first and 2nd reads are covered. 

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

Fuck Ewers sucks

[hobbes2702 13,049]

What the fuck Quinn? Have some presence 

[The Ace of Aces 5,192]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Ohio State up 7-3 on Indiana in the 2nd, fire everybody

The Hoosiers would beat Rice by 35

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,489]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

At lease Mack’s “bad teams” were still fun to watch

My god you guys have shit memories. Remember that 2011 team that literally had no fucking offense? Entire games of 3 and outs?

Edited September 2, 2023 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[Hermanator 7,120]

PK to all the surly cunts who wanted him fired year 1

[Coach pop a bitch 5,484]

Lmfao

[Rickylovesweed 14,515]

Ewers does not have a feel in the pocket and the OL can't block. 

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

LOL

[Ellellelle 314]

Good god.

[D3zii 3,708]

damn we gone have a QB controversy next season huh?? 
 

with Ewers coming back cause no way his ass going anywhere but the portal maybe 

[BERT 4,380]

At least y’all aren’t at work. Fucking people need to go away.