Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Rimbo 25752]

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Whoever said Ewers would be another Chris Simms owes Simms an apology 

I mean. Texas fans owe Simms apologies for quite a few things. Simms only really owes us for those OU games and the Big XII championship against CU.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Sarks just nervous cuz his parents are at the game.

[MirrOlure 14607]

Ewers doesn’t have it

No. He does have it. Problem is…it’s incurable shittyassitis

[gofuckyourself 8115]

How many easy Worthy TDs missed this half? Two?

And another sack. The offense is a fucking disaster.

Edited September 2, 2023 by gofuckyourself

[runthebone 7929]

Good news is that Alabama's pass rush isn't as good as Rice's.

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

The OL can't block apparently. 

[David Dennison 18608]

Quinn needs to sit.

[Newy25 7638]

All of that off-season Koolaid and the offense looks like complete dog shit. 

[hobbes2702 12771]

He’s clueless about where and when pressure is coming. Quinn is staring down a receiver as he’s getting tackled

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

Alabama is going to absolutely break Ewers in half. 

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Year X of the experts and analysts telling about Ewers’ arm talent. Wow, look how far it goes out of bounds!

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

Boobie miles Could throw the deep ball 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Broken collar bone on Baxter 

Seriously?

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2855]

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

Fucking. Terrible 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

If they are purposely trying to look “vanilla” vs Rice, I’ve seen enough!

I thought we’d be able to see Murphy and Manning in the 2nd Half. At this rate, I don’t know?

Hook’em!!!

If they were trying to look vanilla, they wouldn't be throwing bombs on first down and they would have more points.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

At least y’all aren’t at work. Fucking people need to go away. 

I worked very hard for a long goddamned time to earn having every Saturday off. When I was deployed, I sacrificed sleep to watch the Longhorns. Underneath my uniform, I wore my GameDay shirt for every game.

 

Don't make excuses, create solutions.

[Duane Moore 5236]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Broken collar bone on Baxter 

Are you serious?

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Sad when thats QE3 best play.

[D3zii 3637]

Campbell looks bad, might need to go back to Hutson 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

He had it against Alabama last season. He lost it and needs to find his way back.

To be fair, this is a true statement.  Strangely, however, that’s looking more and more like an aberration

[ATXbronco 4060]

We seeing all the backs today!

[Atticus 3919]

Campbell might be unplayable next week

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2855]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Alabama is going to absolutely break Ewers in half. 

They’d be better off…not.

[millhouse 2587]

Sideshow Bert gonna get a shot at the end of the half.

[Bodowned 671]

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

[TexArcher 37455]

Great play and execution!

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Lol 2 minute drill against Rice 

[6th Street 6340]

Sark is an offensive mastermind

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Alabama is going to absolutely break Ewers in half. 

They’d be doing us a favor 

[beer 3215]

Rice seems to be playing the smart game

[Firemans4Horn 17793]

College football qb’s make plays when the pocket breaks down.

 

Ewers breaks down even when the pocket doesn’t break down. 

[Brian Fantana 6654]

Playing Luke Bryan on the PA ought to be illegal

[LTtxfan 48928]

Stunts and twists like last years Baylor game.

Texas offensive line so far not better

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Sark is an offensive mastermind

 

[ousux 5586]

Are we lovin this no clock stop on 1st down for more ads or nah?

[ztejas 43244]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Quinn needs to sit.

Don't worry Sark will definitely sit him. Just like he sat him last season when Card was obviously better. 

[hobbes2702 12771]

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

Because Sark is the coach

[BrazilHorn 6576]

So the best WR room in 20 odd years cannot get open vs Rice secondary?? Ok. Great. 

[52-80 19066]

i dont think cutting the mullet was the difference.

[Burt Macklin 18988]

DJ Campbell’s showing us why Hutson started all last year. 

[Beer Horn 93]

Fuck all of this BS.  Not looking like this ship has turned the corner 

[lilMAC25 3776]

Jaydon Blue has a first down.

 

 

doesn’t that mean that @closetojumping has to fist himself on the 50?

[Valmy77 13092]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

All of that off-season Koolaid and the offense looks like complete dog shit. 

You could, you know, not listen to the off season crap.

[dcar00 14023]

Kyle Flood needs to be fired.

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

The OL is getting abused. 

[Smax 3799]

 National Championship team LOL

[Dbeasy 14953]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I mean. Texas fans owe Simms apologies for quite a few things. Simms only really owes us for those OU games and the Big XII championship against CU.

I was at both games. I want $700 for the tickets and $1 million for emotional distress. Then we can call it even. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10134]

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

You give him the first series, but regardless make a change for the next

 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

HOW IN THE HOLY FUCK CAN WE BE ON YEAR 14 OF OUR O LINE BEING FUCKING CLUELESS WHEN IT COMES TO BLOCKING ???