Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[CurlyDumps 4468]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly. When Texas gets a stop the Texas opening series I wanna see 3 straight deep balls 

2nd half is starting, coach.

[millhouse 2603]

Holy hell what a way to start the half

[Dahobbs 17527]

Off to a good start. 

[ousux 5597]

Welp, scrap the KU shit I was going on about earlier

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

How the f do we fuck up a kickoff?

[dcar00 14159]

he always says it's not anything we didn't prepare for...then your prep SUCKS ASS.

[DigDug 1667]

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I don't blame Simms for that.

Are you saying God came down from heaven and stopped those bullets?

[Deej 76755]

Great start to the half.

[Brandywine 1316]

9 minutes ago, ousux said:

18 minutes ago, Augustus said:

They'll probably be a little more motivated against Bama in Tuscaloosa and that makes a fuckton of difference.
Human nature is part of college football, and Rice doesn't inspire anyone's best effort.

First fucking game of the motherfucking football season. It shouldn't matter if they're playing the little sisters of the blind school...if they can't get up for the home opener it's going to be a loooong season.

That’s coaching!!!!

[BrazilHorn 6586]

And kicked out of bounds. Geez. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10229]

[NaTeWHO 852]

What the fuck was that kick?

[Bodowned 709]

And dipshit kicks it OOB to start the half. Good talk, Sark.

[beer 3220]

Summarizing the first half, 

We need to change quarterbacks

Need to fire the O line

Need to change coaches

Possibly hire Urban 

Stop hiding our playbook so Bama can't see it for next week. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Let’s go

[Deej 76755]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

Are they sleepy?

Haha. Snaps.

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

What the fuck is up w these graphics??  Shit looks like Nickelodeon.  

[hobbes2702 13029]

2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Here is my conspiracy theory. We keep launching the deep bomb to make bama think that is our offense. Then next week we trow slants, screens, and intermediate routes 

That sounds like a INT fest for Bama

[4th&Five 41519]

Of course. Great start. 

[Codaxx 5729]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Need to get our backup QB's some naps this half because the line is going to get Ewers knocked out against  Bama. That is if the don't let Rice do it. 

Need to fix the 1st string offense, before worrying about back-ups 

[Rimbo 25915]

Just sloppy football all around, all day.

[sith_horn 2379]

2 minutes ago, 28jcollins said:

The only way I see this team being good is if struggling against rice is due to not revealing the playbook and feigning weakness to throw off Bama but... I sadly don't think the real story is that deep. At all. 

Would be cool to be proved wrong, tho.

We should still be able to impose our will against Rice though. Blocking is a problem and not just for the OL. WR's and TE's too. And Ewers is not having a good day thus far. Hopefully this is all just a game 1 or 1st half funk they shake loose of. If they settle in, this might all be just a blip we forget. One can hope.

[LTtxfan 49147]

Sark needs to run short pass offense... Get ball out of Ewers hands faster.

Pitch and catch

Get in fucking rhythm

[MirrOlure 14760]

Hills first play ?

[TonyTexas 10508]

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Auburn is the lone bright spot

So much for that take

Edited September 2, 2023 by TonyTexas

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Hills first play ?

He started

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

well stopped em, 3 and out, yay us

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

so JT Daniels is like 3 separate guys?

[Huckleberry 32850]

Maybe we can win 8 conference games 13-7

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

Defense is dominating. 

Defense is dominating. 

[ousux 5597]

We're witnessing two highly touted QB's suck ass on the same field

[ztejas 43414]

If Rice had a gamer at QB like UTSA did last season this would be a dogfight.

[dcar00 14159]

the hiding the playbook from Bama is funny. He already has the playbook and now has lots of tape on Ewers.  maybe we can pull the Bill Snyder and start Maalik out of the blue next week.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

ok worthy makes a solid return play there

[Dahobbs 17527]

A return!!!!

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Holy shit a return

[NAVY 6740]

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Sooo, who's got your balls in their pocket this week? Your kids or your wife?

This is maintenance dick head. Just want to watch some fucking collage footie 

You and every other successful Surly  asshole knows the game 

[TexArcher 37770]

There you go, X!!

[victory88 5663]

At least the defense looks legit.  If only we had multiple 5 star recruits on offense and a bad ass OC, we would be a complete team.  

[hobbes2702 13029]

Do we get the 1st down deep ball here?

[D3zii 3676]

Oh also Worthy has been looking good. 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

bubble screen on 1st again.... this time we get a 1st but still

[Valmy77 13225]

Nice dance moves X

[runthebone 7967]

We're all focused on the negative, but I really think this defense keeps us within 25 next week.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Worthy warming up

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

I haven’t seen one of them in 13 years 

[Brothahorn 10087]

23 minutes ago, Augustus said:

They'll probably be a little more motivated against Bama in Tuscaloosa and that makes a fuckton of difference.

Human nature is part of college football, and Rice doesn't inspire anyone's best effort.

What you said would make a lot more sense if we couldn't look at some of our future opponents playing similar teams and beating the dog snot out of them.

Edited September 2, 2023 by Brothahorn

[Huckleberry 32850]

Just got the email notification that my Burnt Ends is renewing. Not great timing, @immamac.

[Dark Horse 2280]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

bubble screen on 1st again.... this time we get a 1st but still

Who cares if it works?

[ztejas 43414]

Take a drink everytime Worthy goes out of bounds to avoid contact. 

Could you imagine Lil'Jordan doing that?