Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Rickylovesweed 14283]

Taffe already playing? Only a 20 point game. 

[dcar00 14178]

33 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

How the fuck did Flood coach OL for Saban? Every one of these fuckers played last season and they're fucking up blocking assignments like freshmen in spring ball. 

First half about as good as can be expected from the defense. As big of an embarrassing flaming bag of porch shit as could have happened offensively. Burt Auburn with more first half points than the offense. Against a Rice defense. 

you don't think Saban chews his fucking OL's ass and is heavily involved in making sure they don't fuck up in practice?  Bama is all about Saban.  Smart is the outlier not the norm and he was there a long time.  not a mercenary/reclamation project like Sark.

[dcbc 14471]

Just now, immamac said:

I want MM in at QB 

Let it be so.

[Braff Zacklin 13557]

Holy shit, Tuiasosopo got wide.

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

I cannot believe taaffee is playing 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

nice stuff by the D

[hookem48 4687]

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Is this still the Patterson effect or will some of you pussies finally give PK some credit? Lol

obviously Patterson is in disguise somewhere

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

did we stop em on 4th???

[Valmy77 13226]

Nice stop D

[Rickylovesweed 14283]

Defense is dominating and playing 3 deep. 

PK had these guys ready unlike the offense. 

[MrBig 5394]

5 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

The ceiling is the roof

[SKA the boss 729]

Crawford balled out that series.

[ztejas 43418]

I know you have to go for it or whatever but Rice had 0 chance of picking that up. 

And that was a generous spot. He was well, well short. 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

hell yeah we did.   HUGE penetration of the line to blow that shit up

[NAVY 6740]

Get that man some snacks! 

[Huckleberry 32851]

PK for HCIW

Trying to get into this game thread overreaction culture

[Basil 754]

Who is this dumbshit color guy? Someone should run him through with a sword.

[LTtxfan 49160]

SWEAT

BLEW 

THAT 

UP

🤘

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Taaafee with the cool little shoulder check

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

#teamMM

[WinningIsHard 4028]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

did we stop em on 4th???

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

Let’s get a quick score!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12187]

Sweat and Murphy are freaks 

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Fucking ref moved the damn ball a yard farther than where his knee was down....terrible spot.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Attababy Sweat! Make you fellow hog maulies proud!

[Rickylovesweed 14283]

You could tell from the start just at the sheer size difference that Texas was going to blow that 4th down play up. 

[Dahobbs 17529]

Just now, ztejas said:

I know you have to go for it or whatever but Rice had 0 chance of picking that up. 

And that was a generous spot. He was well, well short. 

Yeah, I looked like they give him the extra surge after his knee hit. 

[Carl Spackler 3480]

Buffett playing into the break.  Well done, Fox Sports

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

Just now, ztejas said:

I know you have to go for it or whatever but Rice had 0 chance of picking that up. 

And that was a generous spot. He was well, well short. 

lol yeah, the replay clearly showed his knee down at the 48, the ball maybe 2 feet ahead of that.  

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Sweat is fucking Large 

[Mother mopar 3318]

Sweat is a modern-day Terrance Cody.

[ztejas 43418]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Taaafee with the cool little shoulder check

Love that kid. 

[ClubWhatever 12128]

The only reason Rice scored in this game was a boneheaded call by the HC

[Knoxtnhorn 5973]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Taffe already playing? Only a 20 point game. 

He started.

[chainsaw 9864]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

PK for HCIW

Trying to get into this game thread overreaction culture

fuck Bama. We Want Kansas City

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Jimmy buffet shout out 

[MrBig 5394]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Not only did they fuck up the year in the graphic, the fucking 1993 Logo Athletic font on the team names sucks dick.

It’s giving And1 Mixtape vibes

[dcar00 14178]

it is very concerning that our OL still is totally confused on simple stunts.  they are either dumb or Flood is a problem. 

[SpiralOut 1813]

Nice to finally see us play some killer defense.  

I got spoiled in my days on campus watching Huff and Griffin and Co.  It's been a LOOOOOOOOONG time since then.

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

The only reason Rice scored in this game was a boneheaded call by the HC

...and poor execution on that bone headed play.

[gmr548 16576]

This DL is really fucking good. They are going to be a lot of fun to watch this year (until the second halves in which they inevitably break because the opponent runs 20 more plays)

[VinyVango 688]

The only reason Rice scored in this game was a boneheaded call by the HC

Agreed

[Carl Spackler 3480]

Defense has been flying around.  Sweat and Murphy and the other DTs have been dominating the middle.

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

PK for HCIW

Trying to get into this game thread overreaction culture

He had that opportunity at Washington and turned it down if I recall correctly. Apparently he doesn’t want the pressure (up to this point anyway).

[MuellerHorn 4229]

Have we seen Anthony Hill? I haven’t noticed him. 

[Pato del Muerto 52488]

2 minutes ago, Basil said:

Who is this dumbshit color guy? Someone should run him through with a sword.

I think it’s Brock huard 

[ATXhorn17 1617]

I cannot believe taaffee is playing 

Maybe we’re trying to limit Catalon’s snaps in preparation for Bama

[runthebone 7967]

Sweat looks like he needs an IV in each arm.

[Rickylovesweed 14283]

Take a shot downfield on 1st down. Let's see Ewers hit a deep ball for once. 

[chainsaw 9864]

that's more like it