Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[ClubWhatever 12317]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  All this bitching and we're going to cover.

People just want us to look like a machine like during peak Mack.   Feed the dog steak and he wants more. 

[Mother mopar 3387]

Have we seen Anthony Hill? I haven’t noticed him. 

Yes

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

Sorry but that's pretty desperate

[pearlandhorn 3343]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

When did bevo go into the stands?

[hookem48 4857]

that ball could have been thrown 1" further in front of Sanders, god damn Ewers sucks

[6th Street 6692]

There's a thicc white girl with fat tits in the front row. Would motorboat

[Serak The Preparer 3484]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

I think this is now more second half scoring than all of last season

Combined

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Wait, we're allowed to throw it to JT?

You must have missed the shot to his ear-hole.

[SpiralOut 1965]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

In this heat?  Gotta be moist as fuck under and between those babies.

[Mother mopar 3387]

We are a 2nd half team

[JFKFC 4978]

 

[Rickylovesweed 15551]

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

They figured out that you can throw intermediate passing routes against soft zones. Not sure why it took an entire half to figure that out 

That and guys aren't running free at the QB. Amazing what happens when you don't have complete breakdowns up front. 

[immamac 44383]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

She has less clothes on than most. It’s been a disappointing day all around. 

[Sgt Hulk 14464]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

At 105  there’s some good under boob sweat there. Maybe a little musty.  
 

but still wood 

[sith_horn 2521]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sweat is fucking Large 

He's also moving damn well at his size. He gave great pursuit of JT Daniels earlier in the game.

[NAVY 6970]

Panic tards need to tend to their gentle labia. There are procedures  

[chainsaw 10298]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

Sorry but that's pretty desperate

As if any dude here would say no

[Rimbo 27037]

21 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They are obsessed with his body

i mean... who isn't?

[hobbes2702 13490]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

That and guys aren't running free at the QB. Amazing what happens when you don't have complete breakdowns up front. 

It’s easy to block for quick developing passing plays. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

Just now, Mother mopar said:

We are a 2nd half team

Wouldn’t that be a great change?

[Horn80 6361]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Sweat looks like he needs an IV in each arm.

Probably some network jackass in NYC that’s never been to Texas picked the 2:30 start.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  All this bitching and we're going to cover.

it's uncanny how often we look like dogshit in the first half against the layup, end up pulling away and folks say 'what's the big deal, we covered.'

 

[Valmy77 13626]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

You fuckers happy yet?

Not until we punch our ticket to the Big 12 title game.

[TexEx15 17954]

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Let’s get a quick score!

[Nivek 17415]

Should have used dick in the box song for the wendys commercial

[Pato del Muerto 53537]

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  All this bitching and we're going to cover.

We are trying to project, not worried about beating rice or covering. 

[Rimbo 27037]

32 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Correct, Rice isn't dumb. They're playing anti-Sarkisian defense. We can slice them up outside and in the intermediate game but have to be willing to do it. Not run into 8 man fronts then throw deep against three deep coverage. 

Willya look at that. JT right in the middle of the field.

[gmr548 16702]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

PK for HCIW

Trying to get into this game thread overreaction culture

Just imagine, it's October 2021. UT just blew a 41-23 second half lead against OU to lose 55-48. You are told PK will be the best coordinator on either side of the ball during Sark's tenure.

[zlavydra 2142]

A tv announcer's first trip to Austin? 

[TexArcher 39074]

Quinn has 256 all-purpose yards, 3 TD's, and 0 turnovers in 2.5 quarters, OMG bench his azzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!

[ztejas 44233]

Just now, NAVY said:

Panic tards need to tend to their gentle labia. There are procedures  

Dude you missed part of the game because you were taking your kids to chik fil a. Maybe sit this one out. 

[Horn Dog 10158]

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

Mom?

[Wishbone 4958]

RIP Bill Little.

[Rimbo 27037]

Just now, Nivek said:

Should have used dick in the box song for the wendys commercial

Wendy has a dick? Shit, I ain't gonna judge.

[Coach pop a bitch 6035]

Rip Bill Little. 

[Rudiger 1181]

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

People just want us to look like a machine like during peak Mack. 

Exactly. Thank you!

[Knoxtnhorn 6309]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are trying to project, not worried about beating rice or covering. 

I bitched as well.  All good.

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

lol get a sack after having had your legs taken out

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

You fuckers happy yet?

Looks like an 8 win team to me, which is about what I expected.

[MillerEP 30907]

Heck of a sack

[Dark Horse 2430]

Burke sack

[ATXbronco 4507]

Daamn BURKE

slipped, fell and then grabbed a SACK

[Bodowned 892]

High-effort sack by Burke.

[Rimbo 27037]

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

PK for HCIW

Trying to get into this game thread overreaction culture

It's amazing how talent, experience and depth at LB makes a DC look good. Just like how a good QB can salvage his OC.

[hobbes2702 13490]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Quinn has 256 all-purpose yards, 3 TD's, and 0 turnovers in 2.5 quarters, OMG bench his azzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!

It’s Rice and we couldn’t execute a drive in the 1st half. 

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

JT Daniels seems like he suks

[Rimbo 27037]

I am so here for the Burke Show

[gmr548 16702]

2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

He's also moving damn well at his size. He gave great pursuit of JT Daniels earlier in the game.

Yeah he won't register many sacks but 350lbs chasing you down at alarming speed will disrupt a QB plenty

[ATXbronco 4507]

Fell and still got the sack... the first of his College career

Edited September 2, 2023 by ATXbronco

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

now THAT was holding.