Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Nivek 17415]

Holding

[Sgt Hulk 14465]

The pride of westlake!!!

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

He's gonna be out of eligibility, anyway, but I doubt JT Daniels is ever gonna wanna play Texas again after today.

[Rip76 5022]

I mean holding 

[Rickylovesweed 15553]

The defense passes the eye test physically. This is just abuse. 

 

[ztejas 44233]

Our D looks pretty fucking salty not gonna lie.

I still think we're playing the wrong QB but we might have a decent season. 

[Valmy77 13626]

Defense totally dominating today.

[Rimbo 27037]

Obviously no holding flag for the painfully obvious hold.

[Codaxx 6263]

Burke needs to work on his helmet game. 

[Rickylovesweed 15553]

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's gonna be out of eligibility, anyway, but I doubt JT Daniels is ever gonna wanna play Texas again after today.

He's hearing footsteps every play and I don't blame him. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

Time for some backups….

[immamac 44383]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Quinn has 256 all-purpose yards, 3 TD's, and 0 turnovers in 2.5 quarters, OMG bench his azzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!

It’s rice. He should be done today. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

Jesus Christ. We can get to the QB, but still can't finish the job 

[ousux 5639]

Bo Davis looking pissed and disgusted after a good defensive series is what I like to see.

[USNALonghorn 5188]

They yardage differential is the throat fucking we’re looking for I guess 

[ztejas 44233]

This chick just said "it's like 80 degrees, 88 degrees"

So it's like 90 degrees?

[BillyGoatHill 4421]

Sideline gal talking about the smell of burning rubber....

[Deej 77851]

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

Sorry but that's pretty desperate

There's some serious swamp ass going on with that one. 

[hobbes2702 13490]

Rice defense gonna start wearing out quick with their o not being able to get any first downs.

[Rickylovesweed 15553]

I need to see Ewers hit a bomb to realize it's possible. 

[gmr548 16702]

The FOX sideline reporter actually brings up a good point. Texas also didn't pull away from ULL until the second half when that game kicked at the same time. It isn't the sun and sun alone, the defense has been fucking their shit up all day, but it damn sure helps.

[NaTeWHO 870]

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

[Wishbone 4958]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Obviously no holding flag for the painfully obvious hold.

Wasn’t a hold. It was a tackle. No penalty against us for those.

[WinningIsHard 4171]

3 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

We are a 2nd half team

[AeroHorn 793]

Hmmm... Mars is farther that Earth from the sun. Austin must be in a deep freeze.

[USNALonghorn 5188]

Just now, NaTeWHO said:

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

Lol yeah, Mars average temp is freezing 

[dcbc 14644]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Our D looks pretty fucking salty not gonna lie.

I still think we're playing the wrong QB but we might have a decent season. 

Our D saved us more than a few times last year.  Glad to see them today.

[NAVY 6970]

Oh no, Texas allowed 3 points. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[D3zii 3941]

Man Sark stop pussy footing!!! Score the damn ball, we need the confidence 

[TexArcher 39074]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

It’s Rice and we couldn’t execute a drive in the 1st half. 

We had over 250 yards in the first half.

We couldn't *finish* a drive.  Part of that was a dropped TD pass.  If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

We just Bleu ourselves.

[Coach pop a bitch 6035]

 Blue making the most of his carries 

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

Just now, AeroHorn said:

Hmmm... Mars is farther that Earth from the sun. Austin must be in a deep freeze.

shes not a sideline reporter for nothing....

[Rickylovesweed 15553]

Score here and get the starters out. 

[Rimbo 27037]

1 minute ago, NaTeWHO said:

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

Yeah that's... not what Mars' surface feels like.

Maybe they were thinking of Venus. 🤷‍♂️

[Dbeasy 15601]

So what’s the story with Savion Red?

[Sgt Hulk 14465]

Baxter 😭😭😭😭

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Guys, I think that Blue kid is pretty good.

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

holy shit we got a 4th down

[Dark Horse 2430]

QB2 next drive please. 

[chainsaw 10298]

went for it on 4th lol we're dicks

[Sgt Hulk 14465]

Get up dude

[Coach pop a bitch 6035]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Lol yeah, Mars average temp is freezing 

Its okay. I love me a stupid woman. 

[Deej 77851]

We must have disabled the AC in the Rice locker room. 

[USNALonghorn 5188]

Oh look, a 4th down conversion 

[hobbes2702 13490]

Just now, TexArcher said:

We had over 250 yards in the first half.

We couldn't *finish* a drive.  Part of that was a dropped TD pass.  If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

The offense looked like shit in the first half. I’m not sure why you’re pretending otherwise.

[Valmy77 13626]

Oh thank goodness the Oline finally pushed some people around.

[ztejas 44233]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

Tex I know you know that isn't true. 

[MrBig 5646]

9 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

Rawt in hail

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

OH COME THE FUCK ON REFS

 

 

COME ON

 

thats PI