Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Nivek 16807]

Holding

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

The pride of westlake!!!

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

He's gonna be out of eligibility, anyway, but I doubt JT Daniels is ever gonna wanna play Texas again after today.

[Rip76 4909]

I mean holding 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

The defense passes the eye test physically. This is just abuse. 

 

[ztejas 43244]

Our D looks pretty fucking salty not gonna lie.

I still think we're playing the wrong QB but we might have a decent season. 

[Valmy77 13092]

Defense totally dominating today.

[Rimbo 25752]

Obviously no holding flag for the painfully obvious hold.

[Codaxx 5588]

Burke needs to work on his helmet game. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's gonna be out of eligibility, anyway, but I doubt JT Daniels is ever gonna wanna play Texas again after today.

He's hearing footsteps every play and I don't blame him. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Time for some backups….

[immamac 42492]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Quinn has 256 all-purpose yards, 3 TD's, and 0 turnovers in 2.5 quarters, OMG bench his azzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!

It’s rice. He should be done today. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11911]

Jesus Christ. We can get to the QB, but still can't finish the job 

[ousux 5586]

Bo Davis looking pissed and disgusted after a good defensive series is what I like to see.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

They yardage differential is the throat fucking we’re looking for I guess 

[ztejas 43244]

This chick just said "it's like 80 degrees, 88 degrees"

So it's like 90 degrees?

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

Sideline gal talking about the smell of burning rubber....

[Deej 76507]

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

Sorry but that's pretty desperate

There's some serious swamp ass going on with that one. 

[hobbes2702 12771]

Rice defense gonna start wearing out quick with their o not being able to get any first downs.

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

I need to see Ewers hit a bomb to realize it's possible. 

[gmr548 16462]

The FOX sideline reporter actually brings up a good point. Texas also didn't pull away from ULL until the second half when that game kicked at the same time. It isn't the sun and sun alone, the defense has been fucking their shit up all day, but it damn sure helps.

[NaTeWHO 848]

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

[Wishbone 4731]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Obviously no holding flag for the painfully obvious hold.

Wasn’t a hold. It was a tackle. No penalty against us for those.

[WinningIsHard 4016]

3 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

We are a 2nd half team

[AeroHorn 735]

Hmmm... Mars is farther that Earth from the sun. Austin must be in a deep freeze.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Just now, NaTeWHO said:

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

Lol yeah, Mars average temp is freezing 

[dcbc 14388]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Our D looks pretty fucking salty not gonna lie.

I still think we're playing the wrong QB but we might have a decent season. 

Our D saved us more than a few times last year.  Glad to see them today.

[NAVY 6738]

Oh no, Texas allowed 3 points. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[D3zii 3637]

Man Sark stop pussy footing!!! Score the damn ball, we need the confidence 

[TexArcher 37455]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

It’s Rice and we couldn’t execute a drive in the 1st half. 

We had over 250 yards in the first half.

We couldn't *finish* a drive.  Part of that was a dropped TD pass.  If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

[Jiggy-Z 3428]

We just Bleu ourselves.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 Blue making the most of his carries 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

Just now, AeroHorn said:

Hmmm... Mars is farther that Earth from the sun. Austin must be in a deep freeze.

shes not a sideline reporter for nothing....

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Score here and get the starters out. 

[Rimbo 25752]

1 minute ago, NaTeWHO said:

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

Yeah that's... not what Mars' surface feels like.

Maybe they were thinking of Venus. 🤷‍♂️

[Dbeasy 14953]

So what’s the story with Savion Red?

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

Baxter 😭😭😭😭

[coachherman'sgrill 1977]

Guys, I think that Blue kid is pretty good.

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

holy shit we got a 4th down

[Dark Horse 2257]

QB2 next drive please. 

[chainsaw 9831]

went for it on 4th lol we're dicks

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

Get up dude

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Lol yeah, Mars average temp is freezing 

Its okay. I love me a stupid woman. 

[Deej 76507]

We must have disabled the AC in the Rice locker room. 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Oh look, a 4th down conversion 

[hobbes2702 12771]

Just now, TexArcher said:

We had over 250 yards in the first half.

We couldn't *finish* a drive.  Part of that was a dropped TD pass.  If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

The offense looked like shit in the first half. I’m not sure why you’re pretending otherwise.

[Valmy77 13092]

Oh thank goodness the Oline finally pushed some people around.

[ztejas 43244]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

Tex I know you know that isn't true. 

[MrBig 5279]

9 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

Rawt in hail

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

OH COME THE FUCK ON REFS

 

 

COME ON

 

thats PI