Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Newy25 7918]

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

[Hagbard Celine 11259]

welp we know carrot's range is probably about 50ish

[NAVY 6969]

If you like piña coladas

and fucking Rice in the ass 

[dcar00 14974]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Fucking OPI call takes points off the board after they've gotten away with murder.  I see you, Big 12.

It's just maddening how they can avoid calling obvious DPI.

[Sgt Hulk 14457]

Close. 

[MrBig 5640]

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Forrest Gump was an All American...

He wasn’t the QB. He had to be told which way to run. Maybe Sark should tell Quinn to not overthrow the fucking ball and he could be an All-American too.

[OU Sucks 9400]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Arch gets next series 

Nah, give MM another series for continuity and try not to rack up 30 more yards worth of penalties.

[hobbes2702 13485]

Just now, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

It was a range check for sure. See if he can get distance that he probably sometimes can get in practice 

[lilMAC25 4002]

Just now, dcar00 said:

It's just maddening how they can avoid calling obvious DPI.

They’ve missed some blatant ones against rice, but they’ve also ignored some by us.

[Hagbard Celine 11259]

Just now, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

i like it

it's a better use of the down than giving the punter a try to go inside the 5

[Codaxx 6259]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

Heat check. 

[ATXbronco 4507]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Arch gets next series 

I'd like to see more of Malik.  See what he can do with more time.

[Deej 77841]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

If you like piña coladas

and melting down on Surly

fify

[ousux 5639]

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

[Newy25 7918]

Instead of pinning the deep and dooming then to another bad outcome we might have just given them points. Sark is retarded sometimes. 

[Atticus 4219]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

There have been plenty of decisions made in this game that would not have been made against a stronger opponent

[Hook1997 5509]

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

I mean why punt on the 40 or go for 3/30?  Why not see if your kicker can make it in a game?  They haven’t got a first down in forever so why not..

Edited September 2, 2023 by Hook1997

[msucolt45 4233]

Fucking OPI call takes points off the board after they've gotten away with murder.  I see you, Big 12.

It isn’t going to get any better as the season progresses. We have to really win each play on both O and D throughout the season. Something that can’t be overruled by replay.

Hook’em!!!

[hookem48 4857]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

yeah we should't find out our kickers range while we're way ahead or anything

[QuesoEspecial 262]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Juuuuuust a bit outside. (And short)

Phil Dawson he is not…yet

[Wishbone 4958]

Just now, ousux said:

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Early symptoms?

[Biff Tannen 46168]

Just now, ousux said:

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Hey, me too

[Horn80 6361]

Murphy might be bigger than Swoopes.  Got a feeling Sark might use him a lot next week.

[Hagbard Celine 11259]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

If you like piña coladas

and fucking Rice in the ass 

it's great to see belmont play a song with lyrics about fucking at midnight

screw PC

[FOXHOUND 1182]

Hill popped that dude

[ATXbronco 4507]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It's a 34 point lead. 

It was a 40 yard deficit... on the third down

Edited September 2, 2023 by ATXbronco

[TexArcher 39074]

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

If you like piña coladas

and fucking Rice in the ass 

 

#noCR

#noracist

[Deej 77841]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Nah, give MM another series for continuity and try not to rack up 30 more yards worth of penalties.

Refs trying to get the bonus from the Big 12 office.

[redswingline 1124]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

I get it.

However, best time to practice is a game like this...

[ztejas 44233]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Well, if you're like me, you might be an alcoholic. 

[Hermanator 7674]

Murphy needs to take a bit of heat off that ball on the ins and slants. Throwing that hard it has to be perfectly placed on the numbers because most dudes are going to have a tough time catching a high or low ball with that kind of force. 

[ztejas 44233]

Do not let them score a garbage TD here. Come the fuck on. 

[Rimbo 27034]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Juuuuuust a bit outside. (And short)

[Biff Tannen 46168]

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

It isn’t going to get any better as the season progresses. We have to really win each play on both O and D throughout the season. Something that can’t be overruled by replay.

Hook’em!!!

THIS.  The cannot be any taking our foot off the gas, no matter the score.  Live up to ALL GAS, NO BRAKES!

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Hill popped that dude

I think that dude still doesn't know what happened

[Capn81 397]

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Simulating the offensive line trying to get second level when they did not block the first guy?

[Newy25 7918]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

yeah we should't find out our kickers range while we're way ahead or anything

Right. That’s not something you can like, figure out any other way. And there is definitely no virtue in practicing pinning an opponent deep. 

[Nivek 17415]

Nice holding not called

[Dark Horse 2430]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Instead of pinning the deep and dooming then to another bad outcome we might have just given them points. Sark is retarded sometimes. 

Who gives a fuck, we’re up 34 points dipshit. 

[BERT 4499]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Instead of pinning the deep and dooming then to another bad outcome we might have just given them points. Sark is retarded sometimes. 

Sounds like someone took Texas -35.5

[hookem48 4857]

Just now, Newy25 said:

Right. That’s not something you can like, figure out any other way. And there is definitely no virtue in practicing pinning an opponent deep. 

you should have stopped with the first stupid post, it was the perfect time to try that kick

[Scholz 12309]

[dcbc 14644]

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Murphy might be bigger than Swoopes.  Got a feeling Sark might use him a lot next week.

6-Wheeler?  The Dualy?

 

/(TM) pending

Edited September 2, 2023 by dcbc

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

JT hasn't tossed an oskie since the first half. It's an oversight he needs to correct. Immediately.

[gmr548 16702]

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

Eh. It's a low stakes opportunity to give your kicker, who's had an otherwise good day and made some important kicks, a shot at it. I don't mind it.

[NAVY 6969]

Rice, Alabama, whatever let’s fucking go! 

[hobbes2702 13485]

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Instead of pinning the deep and dooming then to another bad outcome we might have just given them points. Sark is retarded sometimes. 

It doesn’t matter. It’s 37-3. We’d rather learn something about our kicker that will be beneficial later.

[Sgt Hulk 14457]

I CaNT tElL tHe dIFfEReNCe beTweeN thE onEs and TwOs

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

This is a retarded statement. 

[Rimbo 27034]

Great blitz, dude. 🤣