Game Thread Rice at Texas - Game 1

[Rickylovesweed 15,515]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the first game. So I get it. But the media hype I fell for.  Not a very impressive win at all when you look across the scoreboards at teams who were supposed to shit all over their opponents.    We have a fuck ton to work on for next week

First half was definitely disappointing offensively but you're worrying way too much about the scoreboard. 

If Texas keeps the starters in they win this by 40+. Who the fuck cares when the game is already over and you want to keep your starters healthy? 

[futureman 22,704]

can’t even cover against rice

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

Taafe and Bush.  🤪

[BurgleBro 986]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the first game. So I get it. But the media hype I fell for.  Not a very impressive win at all when you look across the scoreboards at teams who were supposed to shit all over their opponents.    We have a fuck ton to work on for next week

Every year bro lol every year

 

Let's just hope they improve

[squeegeedegg 730]

Just imagine not having Taaffe for the first half vs Bama... I shudder to think

[Nivek 17,415]

What matters for us is that our D looks good and our QB doesn't.   1-0 was a given. 

Been watching me pee again?

[Biff Tannen 46,168]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Surprised they didn’t call targeting 

YUP

[beer 3,294]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

McCaffreys old man would take hits like no other wide out id ever seen. Sometimes I thought he was dead and he'd just come right back. 

This was definitely the annual murder week. 

[TOR 6,130]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Our field is shiny.

Looks like crap on Fox, which broadcasts in 720 of course.

[Coach pop a bitch 6,027]

Can we had the manning kid

[ATXbronco 4,506]

[D3zii 3,938]

Very underwhelming performance to say the least but I’ll take the Win 

[redswingline 1,124]

16 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

 

The post that keeps on giving...

 

 

15 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

It was a range check for sure. See if he can get distance that he probably sometimes can get in practice 

 

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i like it

it's a better use of the down than giving the punter a try to go inside the 5

 

15 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Heat check. 

 

14 minutes ago, Atticus said:

There have been plenty of decisions made in this game that would not have been made against a stronger opponent

 

14 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I mean why punt on the 40 or go for 3/30?  Why not see if your kicker can make it in a game?  They haven’t got a first down in forever so why not..

 

14 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

yeah we should't find out our kickers range while we're way ahead or anything

 

9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Eh. It's a low stakes opportunity to give your kicker, who's had an otherwise good day and made some important kicks, a shot at it. I don't mind it.

 

8 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

This is a retarded statement. 

 

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

the Rig 12 can review the play after the game and still impose a 1st half suspension.    so just because the refs didnt call it there, doesnt mean hes free

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

big missed tackle for loss

Constantly. They clearly haven't progressed from last season. Simmons can't get here soon enough 

Edited September 2, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[BERT 4,498]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

can’t even cover against rice

You shouldn’t bet when you can’t afford to lose. Loser

[Carl Spackler 3,615]

Get up the field, Keilan

[dcbc 14,644]

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

1-0 was a given. 

I don't think that way anymore after Maryland.  Too soon.

[hobbes2702 13,479]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Looks like crap on Fox, which broadcasts in 720 of course.

Everyone broadcasts in 720p or 1080i, which basically look the same, unless you have a 4K station. 

[beer 3,294]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Looks like crap on Fox, which broadcasts in 720 of course.

I've got it in 4k on Fox, at least my TV thinks it is.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,662]

Bring out Arch!

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,912]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Our field is shiny.

Sure fucks up the contrast on the TV ..

[chainsaw 10,295]

beautiful pass by MM

[hobbes2702 13,479]

Just now, beer said:

I've got it in 4k on Fox, at least my TV thinks it is.

The shiny thing I think must be an HDR issue. Not sure who you’re watching it through but I didn’t notice the shine on the app but I see it on YouTube tv 4K 

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

that was about a shoelace away from Cook going to the house

[Rockethorn1978 6,205]

When we beat bama next week I’ll realize I overreacted. If we lose next week the apologists will still get mad if you say sark sucks. That’s the difference between the two groups on here. One is pointing out obvious concerns and the apologists circle the wagons around sark.

[chainsaw 10,295]

his timing is lightyears ahead

[hobbes2702 13,479]

Ok so Murphy can throw the ball.

[Hermanator 7,674]

Nice of PK to call off the monsters and let Daniels get some work in where he doesn't look like a 10 yr old playing against his dad in backyard 1 on 1

[Vermin 3,171]

A plastic field filled with rubber pellets of shit is going to look like crap...

[RollLeft 5,090]

Season openers at Texas...

[dcbc 14,644]

I like this MM kid.

Edited September 2, 2023 by dcbc

[Carl Spackler 3,615]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

can’t even cover against rice

Yeah, shouldn't have pulled any of the starters

[naija 3,064]

Does Sark really have apologists?  At best, people are just hoping for the best, but I don't think a significant portion of the fanbase ever bought totally into him.

[futureman 22,704]

this team sucks. 

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

When we beat bama next week I’ll realize I overreacted. If we lose next week the apologists will still get mad if you say sark sucks. That’s the difference between the two groups on here. One is pointing out obvious concerns and the apologists circle the wagons around sark.

the proper phrase is sunshine pumpers

[Pato del Muerto 53,508]

This season’s fox graphics package is serving me mid 80s trapper keeper

[Hagbard Celine 11,256]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the first game. So I get it. But the media hype I fell for.  Not a very impressive win at all when you look across the scoreboards at teams who were supposed to shit all over their opponents.    We have a fuck ton to work on for next week

[Sgt Hulk 14,452]

Cooks a player 

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

This whole time, I thought it was the ghost of Todd Christensen in the booth. Sweater gawd, Brock Huard sounds exactly the same.

[DixonHur 11,960]

Red is no RoJo

[BERT 4,498]

Red looking beefy

[HuntinHorn 1,005]

Well Murphy is not the answer until he can catch snaps

[hookem48 4,857]

damnit Murphy cut your hair

[Rudiger 1,181]

Just now, RollLeft said:

Season openers at Texas...

[texastroubadour 1,260]

Ain’t beating bama. Oh well 

[Rockethorn1978 6,205]

Yeesh. That was…. Not great.

[Deej 77,835]

"When Steve Sarkisian was a safety call and a missed holding call on the edge..."

[Nivek 17,415]

Red seems like he sucks. Does he know that he is supposed to run with the ball?

[ztejas 44,227]

D looks good but that was a shitty opener. 

We weren't going to know anything until after next week, anyway. 

I think we can beat Bama.