We're beating Bama

[InkaUtexas 25,518]

Fuck it! We got this. Bama can suck a dick. 

[ztejas 43,266]

We.

Are.

Going.

To.

Beat.

Bama.

Fourteen fucking years of horseshit. Fourteen years. Brought about by Saban selling himself to the devil. 

We have to go reverse it. In their stadium. We get this one. God is a cunt but at the end of the day he's a fair cunt. 

We get this one and we never look back. 

Hook em

[CHIEF 5,072]

What the fuck did I wake up to?

CHOEF

[Augustus 3,061]

I don't know how Bama let it happen, but they're taking the field without a very good QB this year.  

It's not the first time they've let that happen, but it's still amazing.

I don't know what will happen when UT visits bama. 

But I'll wager heavily we stomp their ass at Kyle.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,810]

56 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

What the fuck did I wake up to?

CHOEF

[CastHorn 794]

Bama is a team we can beat. Though you can’t be encouraged by our ground game, especially in short down scenarios. You also got to think Quinn’s deep ball issues continue with even more pressure in his grill. It will be an interesting matchup for sure.

[South Austin 52,144]

12 hours ago, NAVY said:

In! With tits! Let’s go! 

Quoting. Just because.

Saban is going to gargle Bevo’s balls.

[South Austin 52,144]

6 hours ago, CHIEF said:

What the fuck did I wake up to?

CHOEF

Do you pronounce that “shof”?

[ztejas 43,266]

On 9/2/2023 at 10:38 PM, ztejas said:

We.

Are.

Going.

To.

Beat.

Bama.

Fourteen fucking years of horseshit. Fourteen years. Brought about by Saban selling himself to the devil. 

We have to go reverse it. In their stadium. We get this one. God is a cunt but at the end of the day he's a fair cunt. 

We get this one and we never look back. 

Hook em

I don't fucking stutter. 

[TOR 5,373]

[NashLonghorn 270]

On 9/2/2023 at 5:55 PM, ztejas said:

Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

I salute you sir!!!

[BearSchlong 8,077]

I don't fucking stutter. 

Congrats.

[Valmy77 13,094]

On 9/2/2023 at 5:55 PM, ztejas said:

Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

You were right ztejas. Kudos.

I had a hard time believing we would win this game until we did. Still kind of shocked by it.

[lilMAC25 3,778]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

You were right ztejas. Kudos.

I had a hard time believing we would win this game until we did. Still kind of shocked by it.

I was gonna say something, but you said it better.

[ztejas 43,266]

On 9/2/2023 at 3:59 PM, ztejas said:

You'll turn it off midway through the 3rd quarter in disgust. Only to miss the miraculous comeback. 

Wait I nailed this too. 

[mchookem 16,216]

are you a wizard

[Rimbo 25,782]

On 9/2/2023 at 3:55 PM, ztejas said:

Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

winner winner chicken dinner

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,342]

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

On 9/2/2023 at 4:55 PM, ztejas said:

Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

let me know what i owe you 😉

[Radical Larry 28,528]