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Mother mopar

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Have any of the IT guys predicted a Texas victory? Everyone I’ve heard is going with Bama when it comes to giving a final score. 
No. There has been I think 2 Saban disciples that have beat him (Jimbo and Kirby) and those losses were not in Tuscaloosa.

Saban is pretty damn hard to beat at home. However, his team has a lot of flaws. If you jump on them early, they are screwed.
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1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:

Saban is pretty damn hard to beat at home. However, his team has a lot of flaws. If you jump on them early, they are screwed.

On the flip side, our opponents have a habit of not being screwed when we jump on them early.

The Rice game exposed in painful fashion how little our offense has improved since last year. Ewers is still failing to throw good deep balls. Our receivers still have a dismal drop rate. Our O-line is still struggling with assignments in pass pro. It will come down to a defensive battle, and the team with the better scrambling QB has an advantage in those matchups because they can create off-schedule yards late. There's almost no realistic indicator that Texas is going to walk into Tuscaloosa and win this game. 

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On the flip side, our opponents have a habit of not being screwed when we jump on them early.
The Rice game exposed in painful fashion how little our offense has improved since last year. Ewers is still failing to throw good deep balls. Our receivers still have a dismal drop rate. Our O-line is still struggling with assignments in pass pro. It will come down to a defensive battle, and the team with the better scrambling QB has an advantage in those matchups because they can create off-schedule yards late. There's almost no realistic indicator that Texas is going to walk into Tuscaloosa and win this game. 
Good for you but we are beating Bama.
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11 hours ago, satyanash said:

On the flip side, our opponents have a habit of not being screwed when we jump on them early.

The Rice game exposed in painful fashion how little our offense has improved since last year. Ewers is still failing to throw good deep balls. Our receivers still have a dismal drop rate. Our O-line is still struggling with assignments in pass pro. It will come down to a defensive battle, and the team with the better scrambling QB has an advantage in those matchups because they can create off-schedule yards late. There's almost no realistic indicator that Texas is going to walk into Tuscaloosa and win this game. 

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On 9/3/2023 at 9:45 AM, gofuckyourself said:

Still can't convert TDs in the red zone or connect on big plays.

But Jaylen Ford intercepts 3 passes for TDs.

Bert drags his red hairy nuts across Bama's face for the rest.

Texas 33

Bama 28

Bama yardage 347

Kinda close? Except gladly proven wrong in how it happened.

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9 hours ago, Alex Karev said:

Bunch of pussies on here didn't have the faith. 

I mean- I spent a ton of money- drove most of 24 hours getting there and back and went to the game so I sure as shit had SOME faith. I cleaned up betting Texas every which way, including the money line. I thought we were flat better than then and said so all summer. I coined the phrase Alabraska to describe how we are going to ruin them joining the SEC and in the era of NiL. 
I just lost my nerve when the OL was so bad against Rice. But yeah, this is the squad I thought we had for 9 months. 

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Alabama: 31
Texas: 27
Bama Yardage: 374 - exact same as last year, a metaphor
Texas comes out looking sharper on offense. They look woefully unprepared against Rice so I have to think there was a heavy focus on Bama prep over the past couple weeks. Sark schemes up some points over the first few possessions, a strong Texas defense more or less keeps a lid on Alabama through the first half, and Texas takes a lead into the locker room. The kool aid is flowing, the game thread is a unabashed circle jerk.
Texas finds itself with a 10-14 point third quarter lead... and Alabama has Texas exactly where they want them. We've all seen this movie before. We cling to hope that this time will be different but it feels the exact same as things start to unwind. The Texas offense stalls as they simply cannot run the ball on Alabama's front and Ewers's play deteriorates when he's asked to make plays off script. Alabama's offense isn't doing anything special but as their snap count mounts they start gashing the Texas defense for chunk yardage with regularity. Texas gets the ball back with 3-4 minutes left but can't execute a go-ahead/game-winning drive.
 

I mentioned this in the game thread, but this was looking spot on through the end of the third quarter… then Texas found another gear, the kind that has eluded them for Sark’s tenure and even going back to the Herman years for some of the guys on the roster.

Really happy for them, and very happy to be wrong.
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On 9/3/2023 at 6:07 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

Texas 10

Bama 17. 

hope I’m wrong.

bonus/tiebreaker prediction- total yards from scrimmage for Alabama 

my guess- 329.  

 

On 9/3/2023 at 6:38 AM, Neonmoon said:

Texas 17 Alabama 42

520

 

On 9/3/2023 at 6:55 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Texas 24

Bama 28

406

 

On 9/3/2023 at 6:59 AM, gernblansten said:

Bama 27

UT 17

397

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:15 AM, Enchubben said:

Alabama 27

Texas 20

Alabama with 325 yards of offense

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:18 AM, Duane Moore said:

Alabama - 27

Texas - 13 

Defense fights valiantly for 3 quarters and gets worn down late due to lack of support from the offense. 
 

Bama total yards, 350

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:21 AM, USNALonghorn said:

Alabaster - 24

Texas -20

Bama yards - 420

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:21 AM, 936horn said:

Bama 28

Texas 24

bama yards = 367

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:25 AM, Mother mopar said:

Elephants 31
Longhorns 24

Bama total yards 402

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:28 AM, hookem2010 said:

31-20, Bama

395 yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:39 AM, lilMAC25 said:

Bama 35-432 yds

Texas 20

 

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:43 AM, Soliver465 said:

Texas 21

Bama 27

Bama Total Yards = 375

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:50 AM, Daichee Bell said:

Texas 17

Bama 30

yds. 400

 

On 9/3/2023 at 8:07 AM, Reynolds Woodcock said:

31-16 Alabama. 350 yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 8:29 AM, gmr548 said:

Alabama: 31

Texas: 27

Bama Yardage: 374 - exact same as last year, a metaphor

Texas comes out looking sharper on offense. They look woefully unprepared against Rice so I have to think there was a heavy focus on Bama prep over the past couple weeks. Sark schemes up some points over the first few possessions, a strong Texas defense more or less keeps a lid on Alabama through the first half, and Texas takes a lead into the locker room. The kool aid is flowing, the game thread is a unabashed circle jerk.

Texas finds itself with a 10-14 point third quarter lead... and Alabama has Texas exactly where they want them. We've all seen this movie before. We cling to hope that this time will be different but it feels the exact same as things start to unwind. The Texas offense stalls as they simply cannot run the ball on Alabama's front and Ewers's play deteriorates when he's asked to make plays off script. Alabama's offense isn't doing anything special but as their snap count mounts they start gashing the Texas defense for chunk yardage with regularity. Texas gets the ball back with 3-4 minutes left but can't execute a go-ahead/game-winning drive.

 

 

On 9/3/2023 at 8:37 AM, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Texas 2

Bama 0

A last minute safety wins it for the horns due to their dominating Defense.

 

Most likely outcome is actually:

Bama 37

Texas 23 (5 FG’s for Sideshow)

Bama with 370 yards.

 

On 9/3/2023 at 8:41 AM, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Bama 24

Texas 17

412 yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 9:18 AM, Josef Pwag said:

Bama 38

Texas 20

 

408

 

On 9/3/2023 at 9:20 AM, Not a Sock said:

Texas 13

Bama 27

The blue print to beat the offense is crystal clear, Texas has a successful opening drive to take the lead, defense stone walls Bama and we are feeling good. Texas O comes out, Bama starts showing false fronts pass protection breaks down Ewers take some brutal hits trying to take deep shots and he starts seeing ghosts. Sailing deep balls throwing, into double coverage no push from the line and the Texas offense stalls out. Defense is able to get two takeaways from Milroe in Bama territory but we only get 6 points of them. It’s 10-14 going into the half but the defense gets worn out in the second half and Bama pulls away.

 

On 9/3/2023 at 9:20 AM, ATXhorn17 said:

17-31 Alabama

Alabama came into DKR last year with some hubris and expected to roll the Horns. I expect they’ll be more focused in Tuscaloosa with something to prove, and their power running game will wear us down in the 4th.

Ultimately, their roster is still significantly stronger than ours… I was watching their game vs Middle Tennessee, and let’s just say that I didn’t see any Jett Bush or Michael Taeffes on the field.

 

On 9/3/2023 at 9:27 AM, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

31 - Bama

10 - Texas

380 yards for Bama.

 

 

On 9/3/2023 at 9:32 AM, longhornmatt said:

24 - Bama

16 - Texas

360 total yards for Bama

 

On 9/3/2023 at 9:51 AM, Smax said:

Texas 17

Bama 38

380

 

On 9/3/2023 at 10:00 AM, bigcigar said:

Texas 3

bama 45

456 yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 10:13 AM, BrazilHorn said:

Bama 31

Texas 24

Night game on road, 1 score loss.

RPO game eats up Gbenda and Texas lack of LB depth rears its head.

Am 100% rooting for a Texas win but need to see proof of continued 2H adjustments and the ability to move to what's working intra-game vs the 1 game Rice sample.

 

On 9/3/2023 at 10:15 AM, 6th Street said:

Alabama 34

Texas 10

 

On 9/3/2023 at 10:21 AM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Bama 29

Texas 22

Bama 377 yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 11:22 AM, The Ace of Aces said:

Alabama 30
Texas 10

Tiebreaker: 378 yards  

 

On 9/3/2023 at 11:33 AM, Wizlon said:

I just have 0 faith in the offense after the last showing.

Texas 3
Alabama 20

Bama total yards: 374

 

On 9/3/2023 at 11:47 AM, EuroHorn said:

Bama 37

Texas 10

 

On 9/3/2023 at 12:28 PM, idigTexas said:

Alabama - 23

Texas - 16

415 yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 12:32 PM, JGrayDBU said:

Alabama 37

Texas    21

 

yards for Alabama 363

 

 

 

On 9/3/2023 at 12:46 PM, Iguana said:

Alabama 28

Texas 20

Alabama total yards 376

 

On 9/3/2023 at 2:34 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Bama 34 - 438 yards

Texas 26

UT settling for a shitload of field goals will be the difference

 

On 9/3/2023 at 2:39 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Bama 31

Texas 13 

yardage.  443 yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 2:49 PM, Drifterwood said:

Bama 21
Texas 17
Bama gets 317 total yards

Ugly game

 

On 9/3/2023 at 3:05 PM, RabidM said:

Bama 27

Texas 24

321

 

On 9/3/2023 at 3:16 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

bama 39

texas 9

 

416 total yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 3:20 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

down by 2 and driving QE throws a pick 6

satan 32

sark 23

https://www.mouseplanet.info/gallery/d/360041-2/tron-mcp-and-sark.jpg

 

On 9/3/2023 at 3:31 PM, Dbeasy said:

Texas - 16

Alabama - 31
Alabama yards - 429

 

On 9/3/2023 at 3:34 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

bammer yards 300

bammer 32

horns 23

 

On 9/3/2023 at 3:43 PM, jetsfan76 said:

UT - 9

Bama - 36

312 yards from scrimmage.

 

On 9/3/2023 at 4:05 PM, Whitewater Horn said:

Bama 27

Texas 16

388 yards 

 

On 9/3/2023 at 6:05 PM, Valmy77 said:

Bama 20

Texas 14

Bama 350 yards

 

On 9/3/2023 at 7:31 PM, Stilicho said:

Bama 27

Texas 16

424

 

On 9/4/2023 at 12:39 AM, Stunns38 said:

Bama 24
Texas 21

Bama with 312 total yards

 

On 9/4/2023 at 12:55 AM, Sal said:

Bama 41

Texas 20

Bama 495 yards

 

On 9/4/2023 at 8:13 AM, Ghost of Shag said:

All the false bravado has gotten old after more than a decade.

Texas isn’t beating Alabama at Bryant Denny with Quinn Ewers as quarterback.

Alabama 37

Texas 13

After this one, Sark starts feeling extreme heat on the quarterback front.

 

On 9/4/2023 at 9:37 AM, UTEX90 said:

Texas 20

Bama 40

395 yards

 

On 9/4/2023 at 11:10 AM, DanTheHorn said:

Alabama 35

Texas 17

T'vondre Sweat against Alabama line

bowling-pin-strikeout-joel-coen-35w2mts3

 

I went to the NC game and to last years game, I hope the third game I attend between these schools is the charm so I am not willing to jinx it with a win prediction.

Nailed it!

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On 9/4/2023 at 1:36 PM, ChickenNuggets said:

Texas 10

Bama 17, 380 yards

 

 

On 9/4/2023 at 2:51 PM, perfectchaos007 said:

Alabama- 33

Texas- 27

Bama yards -388

 

On 9/4/2023 at 5:03 PM, Bama Llama said:

Alabama 21

Texas 20

Alabama 273 yards

Bama’s offense can’t get ahead of the sticks all night, stinks up Bryant Denny. Both defenses play balls out. Milroe bails and scrambles 15 times, to little effect. Saban refuses to sub any backup QB for Milroe. Ewers flings 14 long passes, some connect. Sark pulls a hamstring jumping up from a squat, refuses to play subs.

Auburn (spit on ground) and Reichert fill the air with field goal attempts, some connect. 

With 1:00 left, up 20-16, Horns are inside their own 5, facing 4th and 13, call time.  

Horns punter runs around in the end zone using many of Bama’s precious remaining seconds, giving the safety (Sarks secret plan). Free kick ends up with Bama on its own 30, 50 seconds left in the game. Texas 20, Bama 18. Many fans, remembering grade school arithmetic, become excited.

Three downs net negative 10. On 4th and 20 with 22 seconds left, Milroe scrambles to the Horns 40 but forgets to call time. Saban, steam shooting out of mouth, ears, eyes and nostrils, remembers, and calls time with 2 seconds left. 

Reichert nails one from 57.

Big Al fondles the anal cleft of the best looking chaps girl, says later, “You could fit a Bartlett pear up in there!  I’m transferring to Austin!”

With the win, Bama trails Texas all time, 7-3-1. Maybe I’ll live long enough to see the series even.

P.S. 
Texas meets Bama again in this year’s playoff. In all of our dreams.

 

On 9/4/2023 at 5:57 PM, FartingDreamer said:

Alabama 35  - 467 total yards

Texas 21  

or.... if Texas can somehow repeat last years effort and result?

Texas 24 - 335 total yards.  

Alabama 21

 

On 9/4/2023 at 6:39 PM, ClubWhatever said:

Both offenses are worse and both defenses are better this year than last   There's also time for fewer plays   

17-10 Alabama.  

 

On 9/5/2023 at 12:10 AM, Enemy07 said:

Texas 24

 

Bama 41

 

On 9/5/2023 at 8:51 AM, Tylerocks said:

Alabama-28

Texas-24

Alabama- 336

 

On 9/5/2023 at 8:58 AM, MIkeHoncho said:

Texas:  17

Bammer: 23

yds:  378

 

On 9/5/2023 at 11:22 AM, horn4life said:

Bama 26

Texas 19

Bama with 419 yards of offense

 

On 9/5/2023 at 11:27 AM, Skipper said:

Bama 26; Horns 17.   Bama 342 yards of O.

 

On 9/5/2023 at 11:51 AM, stc said:

Texas 24

Bama 31

Bama 346 yards 

 

On 9/5/2023 at 1:10 PM, hobbs said:

Bama 30

Texas 20

388

 

On 9/5/2023 at 1:10 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Willie. 23

Hank Sr. 27

396

 

On 9/5/2023 at 1:20 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

46-20 them. 407

 

On 9/5/2023 at 4:26 PM, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Texas - 20

Bama - 23

 

bama yards - 382

 

On 9/5/2023 at 4:48 PM, txhorns said:

Texas 20

Bama 31

437 yards

 

On 9/6/2023 at 7:40 AM, AustinHorn said:

Horns 17

Alabama 48

Alabama 360 yards

 

On 9/6/2023 at 9:09 AM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Saban is 25-2 against former assistants with an average margin of victory of almost 24 points. 

Bama 38

Texas 17

 

 

On 9/6/2023 at 10:51 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hate to pick against Texas but going w/ my head, not my heart.

Texas - 16

Alabama - 22

Bama yards= 398

 

On 9/6/2023 at 11:58 AM, The Dog said:

Bama 38

Texas 24

Bama with 450. 

Milroe kills our tired defense with QB scrambles late in the game to seal it for the Tide. 

Wouldn't be surprised if it's a repeat of the Arkansas game a couple of years ago though. 

 

On 9/6/2023 at 7:22 PM, JBJ said:

Texas 24

Alabama 27

380 yards

 

On 9/7/2023 at 8:36 AM, ApocalypseTexas said:

Texas 21

Alabama 33

 

Alabama 368 total yds

 

On 9/7/2023 at 12:59 PM, Masshole Horn said:

bama 31

Texas 24

Bama yds 401

 

On 9/7/2023 at 2:19 PM, OU Sucks said:

Bama 37

The Curse Lives On 13

420

We'll be left wondering what if we didn't get Quinn, and Milroe was playing for the good guys.  Maybe this is how I think things will go, or maybe I'm hoping for the reverse jinx.

 

On 9/7/2023 at 8:23 PM, Radical Larry said:

Bama 24
Texas 21


Bama with 324 yards

 

On 9/8/2023 at 3:16 AM, satyanash said:

Alabama 34

Texas 20

Offense has regressed badly with the loss of Bijan + Roschon and no improvement from Ewers. Defense will keep us in it for a while, but fade due to exhaustion late after all the three-and-outs.

 

On 9/8/2023 at 4:31 PM, YoungCounty said:

Alabama - 37

Texas - 17

Bama yards - 427

 

On 9/9/2023 at 2:48 AM, Burt said:

Alabama  34

Texas 23

429 yds 

 

22 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

Alabama 45

Texas 28

Thank me later

Good job guys!

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good job guys!

No worries, I feel like I actually helped the team win by picking against them! 

But Lord man... that's a shit ton of work for a little internet flexing! 😉

 

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33 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Not going to quote the post but i am thrilled i was wrong. Never thought the D would play like this. So good. So happy. Glad to eat crow. 

I was close enough on the Bama score and yards.

Thought we would struggle more on offense with the running game slowed down.  Ewers was fire.

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On 9/5/2023 at 7:04 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Duke beats Clemson.  Texas State crushes the Baylor.  Wyo sticks it to Tech.  Colorado steps on TCU.  Certainly, we can take down little ol' Alabama.  It's not like they are some kind untouchable football program we are supposed to bow down to.  Sark slaps a wig on Quinn and he gets his mojo back.  We win.

TEXAS 30

ALABAMA 28   355 yards

I think this guy deserves an honorable mention.  I mean it's close, especially if we are talking about horseshoes or hand grenades.  

TEXAS FIGHT!

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On 9/3/2023 at 7:21 AM, 936horn said:

Bama 28

Texas 24

bama yards = 367

 

On 9/3/2023 at 9:32 AM, longhornmatt said:

24 - Bama

16 - Texas

360 total yards for Bama

 

On 9/3/2023 at 12:08 PM, bernorange said:

Texas 24

Bama 17

360

 

On 9/3/2023 at 12:32 PM, JGrayDBU said:

Alabama 37

Texas    21

 

yards for Alabama 363

 

 

 

On 9/5/2023 at 1:08 PM, hook me said:

UT: 38

BAMA: 20

Bama yards: 362

Hook me with the exact.

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