the fuck's going on at Burning Man?

[Beau Vine 54,207]

Huge rains have 70K people stuck in mud.  Nutters are starting to spread stories about an ebola outbreak and the feds fencing everyone in.  

This guy is likely a lot more factually accurate than her, but doesn't have the tits:

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,665]

Lol.  Gonna make Woodstock 99 look tame.  Sort of a FAFO moment, but hope everyone ends up ok.  God damn hippies.

[InkaUtexas 25,863]

Bad planning, monsoonal rains and people playing prepper while relying on port a johns and RV's is funny. They camped in a lake bed and it rained. So the fucker flooded. 

Fuck em, keep the gate locked and make it permanent. Ship in soy and hempseed for them. Maybe some manuals on how to dig latrines. They can use all the wood they are going to burn.

I am going to make a steak. 

[atomheartbevo 89,628]

Chris Rock managed to hitch a ride in a pickup truck after walking 6 miles.

That's all that matters.

[0xdeadbeef 1,645]

 

 

 

[Pods 7,551]

54 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Maybe some manuals on how to dig latrines. 

Man, someone on your crew that knows how to do this shit already is awesome. If we didn't have port-o-potties dropped off yet, my old crew chief would immediately take a shovel, go off to a private area, then dig a line of 10 or so holes and put the portable toilet seat and frame over the first one, with the other 9 or so going in a line slightly up hill.

When you have to shit, drop the duece, bury it, move the seat to the next hole up the hill for the next person. If those fill up, dig another line of holes and repeat the process.

When you have to shit in the field, you often have to shit immediately. Pre-dug holes with a set up seat all the way.

You always want have a system like this for expediency, but also so everyone knows where the landmines are buried.

Edited September 3, 2023 by Pods

[CleverNickname 1,308]

I find it helpful to have a deep hole, just in case.

[BamaATL 16,593]

If I remember correctly, this is the Reno Sheriff's jurisdiction

 

[RDCanecutter 26,387]

Burning Man? More like Wallowing In Mud Man? Amirite Amirite?

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Please tell me Elmo is stuck out there right now

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

Shouldn’t it be Burning Person by now?

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Please tell me Elmo is stuck out there right now

 

In a stuck Cybertruck would be absolutely sublime.

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26,387]

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Alternately weeping and screaming In a stuck Cybertruck would be absolutely sublime.

 

 

 

[SizzleChest 8,283]

 

 

[Superhero 8,828]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shouldn’t it be Burning Person by now?

No, it's Burning Human. Get with the lingo old-timer.

[Beau Vine 54,207]

3 minutes ago, Superhero said:

No, it's Burning Human. Get with the lingo old-timer.

[0xdeadbeef 1,645]

8 minutes ago, Superhero said:

No, it's Burning Human. Get with the lingo old-timer.

The Greendale Burning Man Human Being

 

[Superhero 8,828]

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

My thoughts exactly. One LGBTQ person in my company started using it, and now everyone sans yours truly uses it.

It hurts my fucking brain to refer to a PERSON has a HUMAN. I think they're intentionally excluding vampires and ghouls. So much for inclusivity.

[Deej 76,755]

[Deej 76,755]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Huge rains have 70K people stuck in mud.  Nutters are starting to spread stories about an ebola outbreak and the feds fencing everyone in.  

This guy is likely a lot more factually accurate than her, but doesn't have the tits:

 

 

Probably getting sick from rolling around in Dillo Dirt. 

[Stilicho 1,397]

These folks aren’t even real hippies. 

[Deej 76,755]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Chris Rock managed to hitch a ride in a pickup truck after walking 6 miles.

That's all that matters.

 

[FartingMonk 3,606]

I think it's funny as fuck.  70k people who are rich as fuck going out there in 100k RVs talking about self reliance and not leaving a carbon footprint go out to the desert burning shit are now stranded in the desert 

[RDCanecutter 26,387]

7 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

I think it's funny as fuck.  70k people who are rich as fuck going out there in 100k RVs talking about self reliance and not leaving a carbon footprint go out to the desert burning shit are now stranded in the desert 

I'm here for the cannibalism.

[Matuka 1,310]

[Blotto 23,488]

things are going well

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

The ebola rumors are amazing but some are even better. This one - “ it is not from a virus, but from microwave and cellular radiation acting upon the graphene oxide and metals that have gotten into our bodies from various pathways, especially the vaccines.”

 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

 

[ScottS 1,061]

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Nevada Rangers weren't putting up with that bullshit.

 

Edited September 4, 2023 by ScottS
probably Nevada state police not tribal police

[Trey3216 15,345]

3 minutes ago, ScottS said:

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Made the mistake of doing so on tribal land.  Tribal police weren't putting up with that bullshit.

 

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

things are going well

Ketch is there?

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

 

[BamaATL 16,593]

5 minutes ago, ScottS said:

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Nevada Rangers weren't putting up with that bullshit.

 

Looks like the folks from Reno 911 really are in charge.  

[Sawbonz 27,540]

7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

 

Ebola? More like chlamydia / herpes superinfection 

[Deej 76,755]

16 minutes ago, Blotto said:

things are going well

What's his Surly handle?

[ScottS 1,061]

 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

 

Conflicting reports here

 

 

Edited September 4, 2023 by Liquor and Poker

[Neonmoon 38,129]

It almost amazes me that people think you can block a road without consequences 

[Deej 76,755]

Ebola?

Never let Pole Assassin bring her monkey to a music festival..

Edited September 4, 2023 by Deej

[ScottS 1,061]

 

[InkaUtexas 25,863]

 

[Hate 20,106]

Lol...bury them all and come back in a couple of million years when they are oil. 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

 

[Dbeasy 15,042]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Huge rains have 70K people stuck in mud.  Nutters are starting to spread stories about an ebola outbreak and the feds fencing everyone in.  

This guy is likely a lot more factually accurate than her, but doesn't have the tits:

 

 

I just found my new best friend. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Nevada Rangers weren't putting up with that bullshit.
 

[Parliament 14,243]

This gonna be better than Fyre?

[Stella Link 534]

So, when does the naked chick mud wrestling start??

 

 

[BamaATL 16,593]

6 minutes ago, Parliament said:

This gonna be better than Fyre?

Well this actually happened, so at least people will be whining about an actual event.  So there's that.  

[Hate 20,106]

[aggie08 21,489]

2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

 

 

The black actor was the first one to safely escape the natural disaster?

Good to see Hollywood mixing it up.