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Bad planning, monsoonal rains and people playing prepper while relying on port a johns and RV's is funny. They camped in a lake bed and it rained. So the fucker flooded. 

Fuck em, keep the gate locked and make it permanent. Ship in soy and hempseed for them. Maybe some manuals on how to dig latrines. They can use all the wood they are going to burn.

I am going to make a steak. 

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54 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Maybe some manuals on how to dig latrines. 

Man, someone on your crew that knows how to do this shit already is awesome. If we didn't have port-o-potties dropped off yet, my old crew chief would immediately take a shovel, go off to a private area, then dig a line of 10 or so holes and put the portable toilet seat and frame over the first one, with the other 9 or so going in a line slightly up hill.

When you have to shit, drop the duece, bury it, move the seat to the next hole up the hill for the next person. If those fill up, dig another line of holes and repeat the process.

When you have to shit in the field, you often have to shit immediately. Pre-dug holes with a set up seat all the way.

You always want have a system like this for expediency, but also so everyone knows where the landmines are buried.

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11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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My thoughts exactly. One LGBTQ person in my company started using it, and now everyone sans yours truly uses it.

It hurts my fucking brain to refer to a PERSON has a HUMAN. I think they're intentionally excluding vampires and ghouls. So much for inclusivity.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Huge rains have 70K people stuck in mud.  Nutters are starting to spread stories about an ebola outbreak and the feds fencing everyone in.  

This guy is likely a lot more factually accurate than her, but doesn't have the tits:

 

 

Probably getting sick from rolling around in Dillo Dirt. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Chris Rock managed to hitch a ride in a pickup truck after walking 6 miles.

That's all that matters.

 

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I think it's funny as fuck.  70k people who are rich as fuck going out there in 100k RVs talking about self reliance and not leaving a carbon footprint go out to the desert burning shit are now stranded in the desert 

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7 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

I think it's funny as fuck.  70k people who are rich as fuck going out there in 100k RVs talking about self reliance and not leaving a carbon footprint go out to the desert burning shit are now stranded in the desert 

I'm here for the cannibalism.

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The ebola rumors are amazing but some are even better. This one - “ it is not from a virus, but from microwave and cellular radiation acting upon the graphene oxide and metals that have gotten into our bodies from various pathways, especially the vaccines.”

 

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3 minutes ago, ScottS said:

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Made the mistake of doing so on tribal land.  Tribal police weren't putting up with that bullshit.

 

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5 minutes ago, ScottS said:

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Nevada Rangers weren't putting up with that bullshit.

 

Looks like the folks from Reno 911 really are in charge.  

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Huge rains have 70K people stuck in mud.  Nutters are starting to spread stories about an ebola outbreak and the feds fencing everyone in.  

This guy is likely a lot more factually accurate than her, but doesn't have the tits:

 

 

I just found my new best friend. 

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6 minutes ago, Parliament said:

This gonna be better than Fyre?

Well this actually happened, so at least people will be whining about an actual event.  So there's that.  

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