the fuck's going on at Burning Man?

[Hate 20,145]

On the one hand, hanging out and having freaky time with some hippie chicks sounds fun.
On the other hand, spending a weekend in the middle of god-assed nowhere desert, either broiling under the desert sun and getting sand and dust into every orifice imaginable, OR being stuck in mud and muck, for days at a time, sounds as close to hell as I can imagine (or at least any version that doesn't involve enemy artillery raining down on me).
No.  Fucking.  Way.
You can have sex with hippie chicks in many, many more comfortable places.

Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

[SydneyCarton 48,171]

On 9/3/2023 at 4:57 PM, Beau Vine said:

Huge rains have 70K people stuck in mud.  Nutters are starting to spread stories about an ebola outbreak and the feds fencing everyone in.  

This guy is likely a lot more factually accurate than her, but doesn't have the tits:

 

 

The best part of this guy's video, which is great, is actually that the captions don't 100% match what he says. There's plenty of additional digs in the text. It's worth playing the video again just to read it. 

On 9/3/2023 at 8:14 PM, Liquor and Poker said:

 

Hoo boy. That Dianaq39485082357 account is something else, after giving it a quick skim. Obviously a bot, but jesus.

On 9/3/2023 at 8:20 PM, Liquor and Poker said:

 

I wonder if Biden visted FEMA becuase they're handling a hurricane disaster in Florida right now? Also, I love how Biden is equally a complete fucking idiot and an evil mastermind at the same fucking time. Those brains are smoother than fucking kitchen marble. 

[Brisketexan 105,337]

13 minutes ago, Hate said:

Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Shit, in the front-end TRUNK of a VW would be more comfortable than Burning Man.

[CooterBrown 18,029]

34 minutes ago, Hate said:

Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

That's why you go to the Orgy Dome.  It's air conditioned with plenty of "clean" mattresses to get busy on.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1705240/everyone-who-enters-intends-to-have-sex-inside-the-burning-man-festivals-orgy-dome-where-5000-horny-revellers-get-down-and-dirty-every-year/

[Herpa Derpa 6,131]

47 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You can have sex with hippie chicks in many, many more comfortable places.

Yeah, but they squeal louder when you sex in the uncomfortable place.

Edited September 5, 2023 by Herpa Derpa

[Brisketexan 105,337]

16 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

That's why you go to the Orgy Dome.  It's air conditioned with plenty of "clean" mattresses to get busy on.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1705240/everyone-who-enters-intends-to-have-sex-inside-the-burning-man-festivals-orgy-dome-where-5000-horny-revellers-get-down-and-dirty-every-year/

I mean, it's good that manners aren't dead:

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She said: “If you ask if you can play with a couple, you'd still need to ask, ‘Can I touch your breasts?’, ‘Can I go down on you?’, ‘Can I f*** you both in the butt?’.

“Consent is an active process and can be removed at any point.”

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That's why you go to the Orgy Dome.  It's air conditioned with plenty of "clean" mattresses to get busy on.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1705240/everyone-who-enters-intends-to-have-sex-inside-the-burning-man-festivals-orgy-dome-where-5000-horny-revellers-get-down-and-dirty-every-year/

[Beau Vine 54,430]

37 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Yeah, but they squeal louder when you sex in the uncomfortable place.

The butt?

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36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, it's good that manners aren't dead:

 

[Sbbruin 21,888]

The grossest part was that the porta potties became unusable.  So without an RV, what were people doing?

[Brisketexan 105,337]

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The grossest part was that the porta potties became unusable.  So without an RV, what were people doing?

I may or may not have once left a porta potty in that condition.  No actual mud was involved.

[Sbbruin 21,888]

58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The butt?

[Blotto 23,575]

You know what job is gonna fucking suck? Working the detailing operation at Cruise America locations in Reno, SF Bay area, etc.... as all these RV's come back days late, and dirty AF. 

[Sawbonz 27,589]

On 9/4/2023 at 11:03 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

Should have gone w 5 feet high and risin’ 

[General Specific 3,268]

Shit, in the front-end TRUNK of a VW would be more comfortable than Burning Man.

Business in the front, party in the back. Wait what????

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https://www.businessinsider.com/ram-1500-trx-truck-goes-viral-burning-man-2023-9
 

Rednecks taking over Burning Man.

[Buzzrock 14,941]

The grossest part was that the porta potties became unusable.  So without an RV, what were people doing?

Booking Delta flights.

[crash_davis 23,115]

 

[C-Man 27,262]

On 9/5/2023 at 1:14 PM, Blotto said:

You know what job is gonna fucking suck? Working the detailing operation at Cruise America locations in Reno, SF Bay area, etc.... as all these RV's come back days late, and dirty AF. 

I was taking my son to boarding school a couple of weeks back and picked up my rental car at the Reno airport. I had no idea Burning Man was coming up or that Reno is a prime jump-off point for those coming in by (non-private) plane. There were charging $750 cleaning fees for any vehicles that were being taken to Burning Man.

[Buzzrock 14,941]

You know what job is gonna fucking suck? Working the detailing operation at Cruise America locations in Reno, SF Bay area, etc.... as all these RV's come back days late, and dirty AF. 

Eh. Growing up I spent many hours pressure washing hog pens. Get some good headphones and a pair of rubber boots and it ain’t that bad.

[Deej 76,922]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Eh. Growing up I spent many hours pressure washing hog pens.

What did the hogs have to say about Vic?

[SubliminalHorn 6,811]

Buttsecks does not sound hot in that environment. There’s a lot of prep that needs to be done for that and I doubt any of that is happening out there. 

[TexPx 2,324]

What about Burnett man? Those chicks fuck. Used to only taking them to Sonic and some cheap drinks in Austin. 

Austin has been doing Burning Flipside for 20 or so years. Dripping Springs then Flat Creek Crossing then somewhere around Rockdale.

[Chad Fuck 17,777]

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Buttsecks does not sound hot in that environment. There’s a lot of prep that needs to be done for that and I doubt any of that is happening out there. 

Yes, but with the power of drugs anything may seems like a good idea.  

*Just ask @NowThis

Edited September 7, 2023 by Chad Fuck

[crash_davis 23,115]

4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Buttsecks does not sound hot in that environment. There’s a lot of prep that needs to be done for that and I doubt any of that is happening out there. 

Prob the best time to have it because it's moop anyway.

[Deej 76,922]

10 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Buttsecks does not sound hot in that environment. There’s a lot of prep that needs to be done for that and I doubt any of that is happening out there. 

Talk about mud butt.