Dangerous Diarrhea Diverts Delta

[Aqua Buddha 14610]

26 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

Response to that:

 

['stache 21867]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

 

I realize nobody wants to shit in the airplane bathroom, but damn.

 

 

 

[Nathan Jessep 147]

I hope I’m not jinxing myself, but I’ve never come close to shitting myself. Sounds a nightmare experience for this woman, but I don’t see how you don’t make it to a bathroom. 

[Trey3216 15356]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Response to that:

 

How the fuck is that humanly possible??  My God

[Stella Link 534]

[Stella Link 534]

 

[Brisketexan 105340]

How the fuck is that humanly possible??  My God

Weird way to tell us you’ve never been to Allsup’s, but ok.

[Rudiger 1169]

When they do the safety drill and your pants begin to fill....

[Js1 85577]

Yeah this is my biggest travel fear so I will not shame her. I feel awful for her. There’s basically nothing you can do when nature calls 

[YGIFS 19452]

I've seen them turn away people at the jetway for being too drunk to fly.  Their worry is they'll cause a scene and have the plane diverted costing the airline a ton of money.  I've heard them ask how much a person has had to drink before/during their time in the terminal.  

Why can't we carry that over into "what have you had to eat today, ma'am?"  If the response is, "Before I left home, some old bean dip and a bowl of grape nuts.  Then, Near gate 3, I had 2 cups of straight Popeye's gravy-shooters style.  A diet A&W root beer with my Cinnabon.  Two pork tacos, medium rare.  And because I'm a platinum member, all the espresso I could drink in the Club."  That person doesn't get to board either.  

 

[Deej 76924]

3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

How the fuck is that humanly possible??  My God

Ate the entire pot of Jade's chili. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 hours ago, Rudiger said:

When they do the safety drill and your pants begin to fill....

Sitting in the exit row

With your colon bout to blow...

[YGIFS 19452]

So in the event of this happening again, is it like the oxygen mask rule?  Do you affix the diaper to yourself first before assisting others, or?  

[Pig Bellmont 8738]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yeah this is my biggest travel fear so I will not shame her. I feel awful for her. There’s basically nothing you can do when nature calls 

I mean part of me worries for the person but I’ve never uncontrollably shit myself, much less shit myself so badly that a plane was diverted. Unless this person was unconscious from illness, they fucked up. There are internal warnings before you completely lose control of your bowels 

[Deej 76924]

[Brisketexan 105340]

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I mean part of me worries for the person but I’ve never uncontrollably shit myself, much less shit myself so badly that a plane was diverted. Unless this person was unconscious from illness, they fucked up. There are internal warnings before you completely lose control of your bowels 

But...I mean....sometimes it DOES just sneak up on ya....

[YGIFS 19452]

At this exact moment, somewhere in Georgia...there's a passenger from this flight kicking themselves upon the revelation they could have shouted as the now infamous passenger bolted by their row, "Miss!  You didn't forget the coffee!"  

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

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The flight on Tuesday 13 February was transporting travellers from Amsterdam to Detroit, Michigan, when a passenger’s suitcase containing rotting fish was in the overhead bin and opened up resulting in maggots falling onto passengers and the plane turning around

 

Edited February 15 by TheStoicPaisano

[Parliament 14305]

Someone forgot their carry on little yap dog a month ago.  It happens.

[elfenix 34332]

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

when a passenger’s suitcase containing rotting fish was in the overhead bin and opened up resulting in maggots falling onto passengers and the plane turning around

this is the actual shit TSA should be looking for.  whoever that was should be banned from air travel for the rest of their lives (along with people who stick their feet onto your armrest from the row behind)

[Reynolds Woodcock 4801]

16 minutes ago, elfenix said:

this is the actual shit TSA should be looking for.  whoever that was should be banned from air travel for the rest of their lives (along with people who stick their feet onto your armrest from the row behind)

Along with the people who use the seat in front of them to pull their fat ass self out of their own seat 

[YGIFS 19452]

'Maggots on a Plane' starring Samuel L. Jackson.  Coming to theaters this April.

"THERE ARE MOTHER FUCKING MAGGOTS ON THIS GODDAMN PLANE!"  

I mean, they're really just super-small snakes.  That cause all kinds of intestinal diseases.  This could be something...

[Chopper 17245]

22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

'Maggots on a Plane' starring Samuel L. Jackson.  Coming to theaters this April.

 

It could also be used for Idris Elbas' S2 of Hijack on Apple+, which everyone is trying to figure out how he'd ever be on another plane that gets hijacked. Just when you thought it was safe to return to the skies, "Hijacked by Maggots."

[SHOOTER12 8828]

On 9/5/2023 at 6:59 PM, chainsaw said:

There but for the grace of pepto bismol go I

Heck with that,give me a handful of Imodium AD multi symptom tablets, problem is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You won't shit again for 1 to 2 weeks.

[SHOOTER12 8828]

On 9/6/2023 at 11:40 AM, Js1 said:

Yeah this is my biggest travel fear so I will not shame her. I feel awful for her. There’s basically nothing you can do when nature calls 

Yep, you don't mess with mother nature...

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