Kenny Paxton/Dave P's Impeachment Game Day Thread

[South Austin 52,037]

16 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

"But then you went and got lunch at a steakhouse, didn't you?"
"Um, no. I'm a vegetarian."
"And that's exactly why it would make zero sense for you to go there."

Rusty on redirect:  "Now, sir, a while ago Mr. Buzbee asked you if you were a vegetarian.  I want you to make this clear to the jurors -- are you a VINO who sneaks in some chicken here and there, or do you truly refrain from eating all forms of meat?"

[Updawg 2,260]

Dan Patrick looks like a grand dad who got left in charge of the grand kids for the first time by himself

[DDD Dad 14,167]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Hardin just strenuously objected!

Well in that case....

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Rusty on redirect:  "Everything that guy just said is bullshit."

 

[Dnaguy 11,740]

Dan Patrick is giving the biggest beta cuck energy I’ve ever seen run any sort of proceeding. 

This is a fucking circus of a clusterfuck.

 

[YGIFS 19,449]

2 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Dan Patrick looks like a grand dad who got left in charge of the grand kids for the first time by himself

He had how many months to brush up on at least a modicum of judicial oversight?  I mean, this is rare in Texas...but there is lots and lots of precedent nationwide that he could have looked to, without appearing so fecklessly partisan.  He folds like a cheap pants suit on every objection.  

And to your point, most of the time...he's just waiting for the next break so he can tell the grandkids to go play outside while he figures out which Pat Boone records are appropriate to play.  

[South Austin 52,037]

Rusty taking Buzbee to the mat for supposedly not previously producing an exhibit before in discovery.  Buzbee, "I got this document from them!" 

[chainsaw 9,831]

That younger woman seems to have something important to say to Rusty but he's too busy Matlocking

[TexasEd 8,062]

On the AG "General" thing.  its the general attorney for the state of Texas as in not for specific things but things in general.  so Ordinary, Typical, or All-Purpose could apply just as equally which makes the use of the term "General" that much more stupid.

 

It's not the same as military ranks where you have different levels of officers for Company Grade, Field Grade or General Officers.

Edited September 6, 2023 by TexasEd

[Dnaguy 11,740]

YouTube channel just as much of a clown show as the actual trial.

 

[Dnaguy 11,740]

Dan Patrick showing his ass by trying to run this impeachment

[royiv 9,131]

Patrick is in way over his head and shouldn’t be the one behind home plate. He can’t keep Buzbee between the lines.

[YGIFS 19,449]

Wow, a radio sports talk DJ with a libtard-ass degree in English from an East Coast community college, who spent the majority of his political career investigating kids' underpants and bathroom habits is not well versed in the ways of Judicial Authority?  Color me shocked.  

[Horn80 6,074]

Patrick is way in over his head.  Him saying “move on” all the time doesn’t cut it.  What a hot mess.

[South Austin 52,037]

13 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Patrick is way in over his head.  Him saying “move on” all the time doesn’t cut it.  What a hot mess.

I think he says this when he forgets the difference between “sustained” and “overruled.”

Edited September 6, 2023 by South Austin

[chainsaw 9,831]

8 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Patrick is way in over his head.  Him saying “move on” all the time doesn’t cut it.  What a hot mess.

I'd agree but its not like there's any appeal process.

[Satchel 6,908]

As I watch this witness, he’s not what I thought the AG’s top Lieutenant would be like. Not at all.

[Updawg 2,260]

How long before this mateer guy starts crying and praying to Jesus

[DDD Dad 14,167]

Letterhead talk not going away.

[Updawg 2,260]

As I watch this witness, he’s not what I thought the AG’s top Lieutenant would be like. Not at all.

And these fucks are in charge of the state. It’s sad

[elfenix 34,167]

Letterhead. Srs. Bidnis.

[gernblansten 3,183]

1. Change the OFFICIAL letterhead...

[Dnaguy 11,740]

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Letterhead. Srs. Bidnis.

[elfenix 34,167]

You hired him as your personal lawyer and then didn't hire him as the office's lawyer?!?!?!!!!!

[chainsaw 9,831]

We sittin' here talkin' 'bout letterhead?

[That Guy 952]

Steps in a successful coup:

1) change the letterhead

2) ????????

3) profit 

[Horn80 6,074]

18 minutes ago, Updawg said:

How long before this mateer guy starts crying and praying to Jesus

He’s probably already wet his pants or worse.

[South Austin 52,037]

22 minutes ago, Satchel said:

As I watch this witness, he’s not what I thought the AG’s top Lieutenant would be like. Not at all.

But he's exactly what I thought the lead attorney for an organization called the First Liberty Institute would be like.

[Js1 85,056]

5 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Steps in a successful coup:

1) change the letterhead

2) ????????

3) profit 

“See Donald, that’s why your coup didn’t work”

[royiv 9,131]

Hardin doing a quick and concise redirect. Where was this guy this morning?

[South Austin 52,037]

It's clearly getting close to Rusty's bedtime.

[SquishMitten 10,395]

The letterhead stuff cracks me up. How much you wanna bet it was just some staffer that always cuts and pastes from a previous word document? That's how I put letter head on shit. I've occasionally grabbed an outdated one that had an old address or missing one of the cities we have offices in without noticing. 

I don't even understand what implication he's making that it was done intentionally. How does Paxton's name missing change anything about the document? If anything, that just seems like a super lame troll attempt.

[chainsaw 9,831]

Seems like Buzbee is just going in circles on this.

[Brisketexan 104,462]

30 minutes ago, Satchel said:

As I watch this witness, he’s not what I thought the AG’s top Lieutenant would be like. Not at all.

 

29 minutes ago, Updawg said:

And these fucks are in charge of the state. It’s sad

When you realize what third-rate low-talent hacks are actually in charge of shit....well, that's an eye-opening day.  I grew up with an idea that the people in charge would be actually intelligent and competent.

Nope.  Certainly not under this current political regime, which values only one's ability to pander, loyalty to the worst people of all, and grandstanding.  Sure, all political offices have always been vulnerable to some of that, but I've watched and been part of gov't proceedings in the past where there were folks involved who really knew their shit and were sharp.  This parade of clowns?  Not a fucking one of them is worth a shit.  Because.....

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

But he's exactly what I thought the lead attorney for an organization called the First Liberty Institute would be like.

....this sort of shit is the only thing that matters.  Are you willing to be pro-Christofascism, against all logic, reason, and any American ethos?  COOL!  YOU'RE OUR LEADER NOW!

[South Austin 52,037]

I love how Buzbee keeps referring to Nate Paul as a "constituent." 

[Brisketexan 104,462]

6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

The letterhead stuff cracks me up. How much you wanna bet it was just some staffer that always cuts and pastes from a previous word document? That's how I put letter head on shit. I've occasionally grabbed an outdated one that had an old address or missing one of the cities we have offices in without noticing. 

I don't even understand what implication he's making that it was done intentionally. How does Paxton's name missing change anything about the document? If anything, that just seems like a super lame troll attempt.

Ahh, but the letterhead!  That's that's where I had them!

[DDD Dad 14,167]

"Parlayance"  lulz

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,655]

next up -- MR BANGER

[DDD Dad 14,167]

Oh look, another evangelical in the AG's office.

[elfenix 34,167]

Ratfuckers all the way down

[atomheartbevo 89,362]

51 minutes ago, Satchel said:

As I watch this witness, he’s not what I thought the AG’s top Lieutenant would be like. Not at all.

They were hired for their loyalty to the AG.  It's just that somehow mistresses and potential tie-ins to cartel money kind of spooked them to go to the FBI.

[atomheartbevo 89,362]

7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Oh look, another evangelical in the AG's office.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Rusty on redirect:  "Now, sir, a while ago Mr. Buzbee asked you if you were a vegetarian.  I want you to make this clear to the jurors -- are you a VINO who sneaks in some chicken here and there, or do you truly refrain from eating all forms of meat?"

 

[Satchel 6,908]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They were hired for their loyalty to the AG.  It's just that somehow mistresses and potential tie-ins to cartel money kind of spooked them to go to the FBI.

Very true. In that regard, it makes perfect sense why Paxton would select a seemingly emotional weak pleaser to complement his roughshod approach to management.

[atomheartbevo 89,362]

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Very true. In that regard, it makes perfect sense why Paxton would select a seemingly emotional weak pleaser to complement his roughshod approach to management.

I would guess that Paxton would not choose somebody that he couldn't bully around.

Except that he ironically chose quite a few guys that he could only control up to a certain point.  Which makes you wonder what the really serious shit is that we haven't seen yet, that caused them to flip.

[Updawg 2,260]

I would guess that Paxton would not choose somebody that he couldn't bully around.
Except that he ironically chose quite a few guys that he could only control up to a certain point.  Which makes you wonder what the really serious shit is that we haven't seen yet, that caused them to flip.

He was having an affair and missing Sunday school

[C-Man 26,991]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I loved that show and that car as a kid.  But I was today year's old when I learned that it was just Bo's car, and Luke was along for the ride.  I mean, Luke did drive the car plenty of times.  But I just assumed they bought and maintained it together until such time one of them could bed Daisy in the non-existent backseat.

Wait, isn't Daisy their cousin? How does that ... oh, carry on.

 

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

When you realize what third-rate low-talent hacks are actually in charge of shit....well, that's an eye-opening day.  I grew up with an idea that the people in charge would be actually intelligent and competent.

Nope.  Certainly not under this current political regime, which values only one's ability to pander, loyalty to the worst people of all, and grandstanding.  Sure, all political offices have always been vulnerable to some of that, but I've watched and been part of gov't proceedings in the past where there were folks involved who really knew their shit and were sharp.  This parade of clowns?  Not a fucking one of them is worth a shit.  Because.....

....this sort of shit is the only thing that matters.  Are you willing to be pro-Christofascism, against all logic, reason, and any American ethos?  COOL!  YOU'RE OUR LEADER NOW!

Because politicians, particularly in Texas, are not very intelligent. If they were, they'd be doing much "greater" things -- or making real money -- in private sectors. These chodes are useful idiots for the power-brokers in this state. Same as it ever was.

 

33 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I love how Buzbee keeps referring to Nate Paul as a "constituent." 

[South Austin 52,037]

Banger seems like slightly less of a meek pussy than Mateer.

[South Austin 52,037]

Ah, his name is Bangert.

[elfenix 34,167]

Situation is fluid!

[YGIFS 19,449]

worked for Josh Hawley, Ken Paxton, and the Alliance Defending Freedom (extreme right legal defense fund).  And he looks like he's at your door to get you to sign something welcoming him to the neighborhood.  

Well Ryan, here's your chance to get right with God.  Take it.