Kenny Paxton/Dave P's Impeachment Game Day Thread

[Guest]

Says that 30 people deciding something isn't democratic instead of 30 million Texans.

Um, there are a lot of Texans who just lived with this past session that would like a word. 

[Hefeweizen 5307]

6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Buzbee giving his statement. He looks like he enjoyed the lake or pool over the Labor Day weekend.

Was this done on public access TV?  Looks top notch.

[TexEx15 17444]

People voted for him so who cares if he’s a criminal. You can always vote against him next time if you don’t like his criming. LOL.

[Guest]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

Was this done on public access TV?  Looks top notch.

It's the official Senate live feed.

[VinyVango 677]

So much gaslighting … how about talking about what you expect the evidence will show instead of misguided elections that Paxton won,
Biden, and “the Bush dynasty” … then sit your ass down, Buzbee, and question witnesses.

[Chad Fuck 17503]

Just now, VinyVango said:

So much gaslighting … how about talking about what you expect the evidence will show instead of misguided elections that Paxton won,
Biden, and “the Bush dynasty” … then sit your ass down, Buzbee, and question witnesses.

It's all he's got.  

The facts are all against him.

[sidis 9713]

man, you can try and take the attorney out of personal injury attorney but your can't take the personal injury attorney out of the attorney.  what a fucking greasy scuzz.

[Guest]

Calls out Phelan for being drunk on the House floor.  "Could barely hold the gavel"

Says this is why Paxton is being impeached. As payback for Paxton calling out the "drunken Speaker."

[kevwun 15595]

Buzbee is well qualified to judge if someone is a drunk.

[sidis 9713]

1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Calls out Phelan for being drunk on the House floor.  "Could barely hold the gavel"

Says this is why Paxton is being impeached. As payback for Paxton calling out the "drunken Speaker."

which is hilarious given that buzbee was arrested for a dwi.

[Guest]

Seems adamant that the Paxton's paid for the renovations. Just about the only thing he has directly claimed to be false.

Paxton's countertop are "just old ratty tile!"

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Buzzbee looks like he spent the weekend staring down an industrial fan that was blowing orange paint.  

[Sawbonz 27375]

Is Nate Paul on the witness list?

[South Austin 52037]

Buzbee just threw Paxton's kitchen countertops under the bus!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

"With all due respect, Attorney General. The countertops are old. And ratty. And they didn't get a new oven!"

 

[Guest]

I'm sad that I'm not down there for this right now. This opening statement is pretty wild. 

[VinyVango 677]

"With all due respect, Attorney General. The countertops are old. And ratty. And they didn't get a new oven!"
 

The poor Paxtons were pinching pennies.

[chainsaw 9831]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Buzbee just threw Paxton's kitchen countertops under the bus!

Boom.

[Beau Vine 53964]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Buzbee just threw Paxton's kitchen countertops under the bus!

[YGIFS 19449]

i'm outta order, you're outta order, this whole fucking kitchen cabinet is outta order! 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

"You're going to see the paystubs of Laura Olsen, Paxton's hook up, valued employee at Nate Paul's World Class Capitol"

[YGIFS 19449]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"You're going to see the paystubs of Laura Olsen, Paxton's hook up, valued employee at Nate Paul's World Class Capitol"

Jurors would have also accepted Nick Paul's World Class Countertops.  

[DDD Dad 14167]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"You're going to see the paystubs of Laura Olsen, Paxton's hook up, valued employee at Nate Paul's World Class Capitol"

[Beau Vine 53964]

[chainsaw 9831]

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

World Class Capitol

[elfenix 34168]

She's from East Texas, no doubt

[South Austin 52037]

Jesus, how much are we going to hear about their fucking kitchen remodel?

[Chad Fuck 17503]

Just now, South Austin said:

Jesus, how much are we going to hear about their fucking kitchen remodel?

A lot, apparently.  NO GRANITE COUNTERTOPS!!! YOU MUST AQUIT!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

Dip shit doesn't know how a microphone works?

[chainsaw 9831]

oh now they act like they give a shit about democracy?

[South Austin 52037]

Dan Cogdell making awful jokes and crying about his sick wife. 

[Chad Fuck 17503]

My wife with cancer says a vote against Paxton is a vote against democracy!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

Just now, South Austin said:

Dan Cogdell making awful jokes and crying about his sick wife. 

They workshopped that. It killed in the rehearsals.

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

24 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It's all he's got.  

The facts are all against him.

 

so he's pounding the table, so to speak?

 

 

[chainsaw 9831]

Why are two people doing opening statement for him? We already heard all this shit quit wasting my time

[Beau Vine 53964]

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Dip shit doesn't know how a microphone works?

Guy has been sitting in the room all morning and seems completely befuddled at how a microphone works.

[South Austin 52037]

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

My wife with cancer says a vote against Paxton is a vote against democracy!

[NameAlreadyInUse 5104]

Buzbee should be suing his plastic surgeon for malpractice.  That should be his full time job right now.  I don't know what he's doing here.

[Beau Vine 53964]

For as bad as Buzbee was, this guy is worse at public speaking.

[South Austin 52037]

Goddam, Lt. Hauk was funner than this goober.

[Guest]

Lol. I was on a call for 10 minutes, come back, and I have no idea what the hell this guy is talking about. Evidently Dave Maxell is 6'6"?

[South Austin 52037]

"Dumber than a bucket of hair!"  I'm using that for my next opening statement.

[kevwun 15595]

Buzbee looks like an orange Skeletor

[Radical Larry 28523]

Goddam, Lt. Hauk was funner than this goober.

Dumber than a bucket of hair.

[Guest]

"Kerfluffle!"

[South Austin 52037]

I've always thought that Harriet O'Neill was quite the looker. 

[tokamak 6350]

21 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

The fuck is this guy blabbering about?

[DDD Dad 14167]

How are either of these attorneys the least bit successful?

[South Austin 52037]

Looks like somebody got "1,000 Of The Greatest Southern Idioms" for his last birthday.