wc QF 1 (friday 9am) :: no cavanni, no contest

[Hagbard Celine 10866]

Uruguay v	France	9:00 AM	FOXS1

[InkaUtexas 25950]

France. 3-1. Cuz Lafayette. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Cavani's absence turns a 3-1 France win into a 3-0 France win.

[Captain Ron 12876]

1-0 France. Cavani's absence will probably result in Uruguay not getting a goal, but their D has still only given up 1 goal this tournament, they will keep them in the game, but they won't win.

[Trey3216 15346]

That sucks.  I actually enjoy watching Cavani play, even if it’s paired with Vlad Dracula’s 12x grandson 

[AUS-97HORN 11764]

0-0  goes to PK's

 

Suarez breaks his ankle when his kick rebounds off the bar and hits him.    Urugs still manage to win because France cant make a single PK

[Surly Bevo 24909]

Hopefully this is the beginning of CONMEBOL elimination day

[ScottishHorn 172]

I'm thinking Uruguay packs it in defensively and France gets a late score to win

[Hagbard Celine 10866]

Uruguay has too much talent and latin machismo to park the bus, Cavani or not.   Tomorrow, Mbappe could take ahold of this tournament.

Frogs 2-1

[Buzzrock 14920]

Pulling for Le Hair

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Uruguay has too much talent and latin machismo to park the bus, Cavani or not.   Tomorrow, Mbappe could take ahold of this tournament.

Frogs 2-1

One thing about Uruguay, they are solid defensively. I don't think they score without Cavani though. 1-0 in extra time, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

Allez Les Bleus (Les Cocks)!

[skipperj 377]

She loves the cock.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

45 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Allez Les Bleus (Les Cocks)!


Viva la revolution! 

[Spartan52 151]

Uruguay are solid defensively, if the French break through in the first half and force the Uruguay team to push for an equaliser they can certainly score again on the break, after this its just a case of getting out of the game without any serious injuries.
Fra 2 - Uru 0


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[RamjetFDO 10575]

Holy shit --- the Tyson commercial was awesome!

[Hagbard Celine 10866]

tyson chicken or mike tyson ?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

whats the France failing in WW2 joke we're using if Uruguay wins?

[Hagbard Celine 10866]

france in russia memes must be napoleonic

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

whats the France failing in WW2 joke we're using if Uruguay wins?

Maginot Line is always useful when describing French failures.

[sidis 9828]

allez les bleus!

saying it will be no contest is silly, even with no cavani.  uruguay probably has the best defensive group in the world cup and we have seen france completely disappear for entire halves at a time.  suarez is too good and france's defense has acted stupidly throughout the tournament. 

with everyone's focus on mbappe after his awesome game against argentina, i think this is one where griezmann and giroud really need to step up.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

tyson chicken or mike tyson ?

Yes?

[mdmost 43002]

The flopping by Suarez will be something fierce. 

[sidis 9828]

it would be nice if chompers would just play soccer today instead of fucking up the flow of the game with his nonsense.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I prefer Uruguay. Mostly because of Brazil beat Belgium I don’t like The seleção’s history with the frogs.

[AUS-97HORN 11764]

fucking snipers

[The Maestro 754]

Laxalt is faster than anyone on Argentina's defense, but still probably can't keep up with Mbappe.

[Spartan52 151]

Serious?
Got his Achilles stood on.


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[Goo Punch 4275]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

fucking snipers

Giménez stamped on his ankle.

[AUS-97HORN 11764]

these fucking clowns refuse to 1 time it, I just dont understand, you are sitting 8 meters from the goal and by yourself, take the fucking shot

[InkaUtexas 25950]

If ya don't shoot you cannot score. 

[Spartan52 151]

That's a fucking hard tackle


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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Neymar roll

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

lmao @ the flop after the foul

[AUS-97HORN 11764]

fuck, that should have really been yellow-   if not for the inital hit, then the "fall" onto him afterwards, which is just - wow

Edited July 6, 2018 by AUS-97HORN

[ScottishHorn 172]

The frenchman learned from neymar

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

Kante bossing Uruguay around already 

[Spartan52 151]

That looked Neymaresque


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[sidis 9828]

oh chompers...

[ScottishHorn 172]

That's a ref I wouldn't fuck with

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

this awesome ref is already annoyed with suarez. i expect a tombstone piledriver from him before its over

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

Come on Mbappe, you don't let Giroud down. 

[AUS-97HORN 11764]

there is going to be a fuckload of flopping.

[sidis 9828]

what the fuck mbappe.  should have drilled that on volley instead of that awful header...

[AUS-97HORN 11764]

dragonfly says- this is a nice place to stop

[Hagbard Celine 10866]

15 minutes in and mbappe has a totally unmarked free header?

uruguay defense is lit?

[Spartan52 151]

Struani throwing his weight around


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[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

Hey Pogba is playing! I would have lost that bet... 

[ScottishHorn 172]

Through first 20 min game us playing out how I expected.  Uruguay is so good defensively.   I think I'm giving them the edge to possibly win this thing

[Hagbard Celine 10866]

psa: Pavard, 21yo, is the property of Stuttgart

psa; Struani, 31yo, is the property of Girona after 2 years at Middlesbrough