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Posted
11 hours ago, immamac said:

...we have a tailgate that is closer to the stadium than college game day.

Y'all are just going to just bolt-cut your way through a gate and park in that cemetery next to the stadium, aren't you?

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Posted

There's my little Vista and the Mini tow vehicle, just starting to prep it.

Is that a general invite for everyone for dinner or just your group, wouldn't want to intrude but no dinner plans yet. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, beer said:

There's my little Vista and the Mini tow vehicle, just starting to prep it.

Is that a general invite for everyone for dinner or just your group, wouldn't want to intrude but no dinner plans yet. 

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I want 100+ Texas fans. 

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Posted
22 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Best line from Tommy boy

Tommy: Lots of people take 8 years to graduate college.

Richard: Yeah, they're called doctors.

Richard: Did I catch a niner in there?  Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?

Tommy: No, it was a cordless

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Posted
14 minutes ago, tx ind said:

proper planning would have been jetting into Mobile a month ago, acquiring some sort of riverine vessel, then ascending the Black Warrior River to Tuscaloosa a la Apocalypse Now. If any boaters block your ability to dock there, fight them and get it on video.

fif me.

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I salute you guys completely. You’re living the dream. All that’s missing- Keith Richards and an overturned ______ parish deputy’s SUV.

Please fo me a favor about 40 miles after you cross into Alabama, you will pass the exit for Boligee, 1919 birthplace and final resting place of my deare sainted mither.  Lean on that Horn RV hofn one time for a sweet, kind lady.

keep the cruise control engaged. Alabama State Troopers not known for perspicacity . . . or leniency.

Godspeed to the Druid City!

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Posted
50 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Y'all are just going to just bolt-cut your way through a gate and park in that cemetery next to the stadium, aren't you?

How else is anyone in that group gonna get laid? 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

One of our Surly Alabama denizens just warned that Pell City, Alabama is a speed trap.  

If these guys get to Pell City it's probably a good time to stop and ask for directions anyway.

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Posted
1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Bama troopers will be hawking for Texas plates. I recommend keeping your shit wired tight once you cross the state line.

Yeah smoke all your weed before you cross into that god forsaken land 

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3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Bama troopers will be hawking for Texas plates. I recommend keeping your shit wired tight once you cross the state line.

It's just a feeling but maybe stay alert in Mizzibbi too.

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

also those 5-a bastards run a shallow cross

And I'd watch your speed in Boiling Springs, they ain't got a thing to do. They'll get you every time. 

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